| Yo mama is sooo stupid...the cops pulled here over for speeding and she said WOW,you must have been going pretty fast to catch up with me!!! | | SCN | --piriax Thu August 30, 01 10:35 AM |
| Your mammas like a shot gun , 2 cocks and she blows | | SCN | --Guest Bcelb96 Wed August 29, 01 01:04 AM |
| Why did the guy get his wife a coat and dildo? He figured if she didnt like the coat she could go f**k herself. | | SCN | --Guest MattM.2001 Wed August 29, 01 01:01 AM |
| Your mamas so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!!!!! | | SCN | --waffles_0069 Tue August 28, 01 06:04 PM |
| In rebuttal to a yo momma joke: IM SORRY, BUT I DONT HAVE A MOMMA. ME AND MY DAD SHARE YOURS | | SCN | --1NiceGuy Tue August 28, 01 05:13 AM |
| your momma is so dumb because she was in school . | | SCN | --christinaz Sun August 26, 01 07:27 PM |
| You so small u can hang glide on a dorido | | SCN | --Guest LikenDis Sun August 26, 01 01:33 AM |
| Are You always this stupid? Or is today a special occasion? | | SCN | --freak-of-nature Sun August 19, 01 01:10 PM |
| How do u keep dumb blonds busy?how do u keep a dumb blond busy?How do u keep a dumb blond busy?How do u keep a dumb blond busy?I kept you busy didnt I | | SCN | --Guest Baby-girl Sat August 18, 01 11:20 PM |
| Your mommas like a Big Mac-full of fat and only worth a buck! | | SCN | --angelpie1473 Wed August 15, 01 09:04 PM |
| wow....nice legs...whut time do they open? | | SCN | --Guest IT Mon August 13, 01 07:50 PM |
| yo so stupid you took an IQ test and the score was LOL | | SCN | --bloodmanJR Sat August 11, 01 03:02 AM |
| Your momma so fat she uses a roll of Bounty and rope for a tampon! | | SCN | --itty-bit_16 Fri August 10, 01 07:54 PM |
| ur mamas so fat, she has 2 have kick stand and a wooden leg 2 hold her up! | | SCN | --The_Rock_Show Fri August 10, 01 12:11 PM |
| your momma so ugly your daddy first met her at the pound | | SCN | --Guest Thea Tue August 7, 01 02:52 AM |
| you so stupid that your IQ is a negative number | | SCN | --juscallmekRiS Mon August 6, 01 08:42 PM |
| Im not that bored - And your not that lucky . | | SCN | --qtgothicchick_65 Mon August 6, 01 06:23 PM |
| Your mammas so fat that the National Weather Agency had to name her farts | | SCN | --ChitChatChick Sat August 4, 01 12:56 AM |
| yo momma got more gas than a texco station. | | SCN | --Guest big bolder Tue July 31, 01 09:01 PM |
| your mamas so fat after sex she smokes a turkey | | SCN | --Guest sarah j Mon July 30, 01 12:48 AM |
| yo mammas like an old time vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and then gets laid in the closet | | SCN | --dmc369 Sat July 28, 01 05:10 PM |
| your mommas so fat, her bathtub has strech marks | | SCN | --Guest beast II Sat July 28, 01 02:47 AM |
| Your Mammas so nasty, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection | | SCN | --Guest Mark Sims Fri July 27, 01 03:23 PM |
| Yo Mama is like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece | | SCN | --gabreil Thu July 26, 01 05:17 PM |
| YOUR BROTHERS SO FAT HE GOT ARESSTED FOR 20 PONDS OF CRACK! | | SCN | --BackstreetBaby Wed July 25, 01 04:43 PM |
| Yo momas feet are so big she got to were license plates on the back of her shoes. | | SCN | --Guest Ryan1 Tue July 24, 01 01:15 AM |
| Ur momma smells so bad, she made RightGuard turn left. | | SCN | --TgrSuzieQ Mon July 23, 01 05:40 PM |
| your momma is so fat she got on the scale it said tiping get off | | SCN | --Guest missy Mon July 23, 01 03:06 PM |
| your mom is so poor i went to your house i asked what was for dinner and she pulled out her feet and said corn | | SCN | --Guest will Sun July 22, 01 01:07 PM |
| your so ugly you went to an ugly contest and they said sorry, no professionals. | | SCN | --dahotboiy Sun July 22, 01 12:20 AM |
| your mommas so fat her cereal bowl needs a life guard | | SCN | --dahotboiy Sun July 22, 01 12:17 AM |
| you teeth are so yellow you smiled and your mom that it was a yellow light | | SCN | --Guest christina Sat July 21, 01 08:43 PM |
| yo house is so damn dirty, i went inside then all of a sudden a ****roach tripped me and a rat took my wallet. | | SCN | --Guest LoCoTwOtHoUsAnD1 Sat July 21, 01 03:10 PM |
| YO MUMMA IS LIKE A BOWLING BALL, SHE GETS PICKED UP, FINGERED, THROWN IN THE GUTTER AND STILL COMES BACK 4 MORE!! | | SCN | --Guest Cerberus6969 Sat July 21, 01 04:45 AM |
| Your mamma is so nasty she has to cut the string off a tampon just to keep the crabs from bungee-jumpin | | SCN | --wonderkiss Wed July 18, 01 06:01 PM |
| (if your car is insulted) IT RIDES BETTER THAN YO MAMA | | SCN | --Guest amber Wed July 18, 01 09:10 AM |
| yo mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets | | SCN | --Guest krista/amber Wed July 18, 01 04:29 AM |
| your so ugly when you walk into a room rats jump on chairs. | | SCN | --Guest wenelee Tue July 17, 01 03:59 PM |
| Your Mamma is like a t.v, even a little kid could turn her on. | | SCN | --Lucky7 Tue July 17, 01 12:30 AM |
| your momma is so fat her boobs look like coconuts | | SCN | --Guest jeff Sun July 15, 01 07:55 PM |
| you so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side | | SCN | --Guest SAM Sun July 15, 01 07:43 PM |
| You smell so bad the dog wont even come near you | | SCN | --crazychica0385 Sun July 15, 01 07:07 PM |
| Your so fat, the bus hit you and you screamed, who through that rock | | SCN | --Guest Danielle Sun July 15, 01 03:17 PM |
| yo momma so fat, that when god said let there be light she moved her fat ass. | | SCN | --Guest Havani Sun July 15, 01 10:17 AM |
| YO MAMA SO OLD SHE GOT HER BIBLE SIGNED BY JESUS | | SCN | --Guest NIKKI Sat July 14, 01 03:33 PM |
| YOUR MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO SEA WORLD THE WHALES START SINGING WE ARE FAMILY | | SCN | --preciousjewl_66 Fri July 13, 01 03:02 AM |
| Yo so dumb you thought my dick was an unbreakable ice pop | | SCN | --Guest SexyRican Fri July 13, 01 01:33 AM |
| Yu mooma is sooo dum, shi cnt spill Nethyng. im smert, shi is nt. Ha... *some people should learn to spell when making insults, they are more effective that way!* | | SCN | --ChatterBox-Boi Thu July 12, 01 07:47 PM |
| Tell your ma to stop wearing so many different shades of lipstick cause im getting a rainbow on my dick!! | | SCN | --Guest DuJu Thu July 12, 01 05:03 PM |
| You so poor when I walked in your front door I walked out the back door. | | SCN | --Jenn223 Thu July 12, 01 01:12 AM |
| You so stupid that you tripped ova a cordless phone! | | SCN | --Jenn223 Thu July 12, 01 01:11 AM |
| You so dirty, when I went to your house, I saw 3 roaches singing We Are Family. | | SCN | --Jenn223 Thu July 12, 01 01:10 AM |
| wipe ur a** before u tell me to kiss it! | | SCN | --sexybandgeek Thu July 12, 01 01:00 AM |
| MIRRORS DONT TALK, & LUCKY FOR YOU, THEY DONT LAUGH!!!!!! | | SCN | --WillsBaby80 Wed July 11, 01 09:55 PM |
| your breath is so bad, i look forward to your fart! | | SCN | --bubles17 Tue July 10, 01 11:10 AM |
| Your mommas so old she got powdered milk. | | SCN | --~Neena~ Fri July 6, 01 06:15 AM |
| Your momms so fat she got stretch marks on her blue jeans. | | SCN | --~Neena~ Fri July 6, 01 06:10 AM |
| Your moms so poor she jacks off the dog to feed the cat | | SCN | --Guest Pau127 Wed July 4, 01 02:10 PM |
| Your momas so fat when she drives down the road she has a sign taped to the car that says extra wide load. | | SCN | --Guest Brian Tue July 3, 01 02:36 PM |
| Thats why yo eye glasses are so thick , when you look at a map you can see people waving!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Shana Spacey Mon July 2, 01 04:00 PM |
| You so ugly you had to trick or treat over the phone. | | SCN | --Hotgurl2006 Sat June 30, 01 12:08 PM |
| your mammas so ugly they push her face in dough to make gorilla cookies | | SCN | --Guest little wewe Fri June 29, 01 12:21 AM |
| youre mom is so poor she had to **** ronald McDaonald for a free happy meal | | SCN | --Guest betoblue17 Thu June 28, 01 10:30 PM |
| your so ugly i had to go home and spack your momma! | | SCN | --bizibudy85 Thu June 28, 01 04:40 PM |
| Not the brightest crayon in the crayola box, now are we? | | SCN | --LiquidSilver Thu June 28, 01 10:03 AM |
| dont speak to me again until your mommas **** is out of your asshole. | | SCN | --Guest tinstar Tue June 26, 01 11:04 AM |
| Look at the person, squint a little, and say Wow, I can still see the coat hanger scar on your forehead! | | SCN | --Guest Gabrielle Tue June 26, 01 04:30 AM |
| yo mamma so fat her blood type is rocky road | | SCN | --firefalcon420 Sat June 23, 01 03:03 AM |
| u is so dumb when i said f*ck you, you said your welcome | | SCN | --Guest joker12 Sat June 23, 01 01:44 AM |
| your mamma is so poor her face was put on a food stamp | | SCN | --Guest deana Fri June 22, 01 01:40 PM |
| your mammas so fat every time she rolls over we throw her a welcome back party | | SCN | --stayplez Fri June 22, 01 09:20 AM |
| Yo Momma so fat shes like a 7-11 shes on every corner! | | SCN | --JeremyD Fri June 22, 01 12:25 AM |
| you so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed! | | SCN | --toyala Thu June 21, 01 12:38 PM |
| your moma so fat she took a spoon to the superbowl | | SCN | --Guest TIPTAKTOESHOSHASESHANG Thu June 21, 01 06:11 AM |
| Your mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale | | SCN | --Guest Branson Fivas Thu June 21, 01 02:25 AM |
| Your momas so fat, that she put on her red jump suite and went out side and everyone started saying, hey ho, hey ho | | SCN | --Guest Branson Fivas Thu June 21, 01 02:23 AM |
| this was a nice site until i read the insults. go back to school, because you cant spell! | | SCN | --Guest that's the mama Wed June 20, 01 08:53 PM |
| you so ****in fat they had to baptise your cold cut eaten ass at SEA WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest ballab*tch Wed June 20, 01 05:27 PM |
| your mamma so dumb she d.j.s for tha ice cream truck!!!!! Ha Ha | | SCN | --Guest jenn_dog Wed June 20, 01 05:21 PM |
| your mamma been on welfare soooooooo long her face is on tha food stamps. | | SCN | --Guest d*ckhead Wed June 20, 01 05:14 PM |
| Your mammas got a wooden titty with a kickstand. | | SCN | --Guest veggieman Wed June 20, 01 05:13 PM |
| Your mammas so fat her belt size is the equater!!! | | SCN | --Guest Lady_Imogen22 Tue June 19, 01 08:10 PM |
| yo mamma titties so saggy, they sag on da carpet and got rugburn! | | SCN | --Guest Darkechilde Tue June 19, 01 12:09 PM |
| Bitch, yo mutha****in momma got 11 fingers and fifteen toes, and the dumb bitch still cant count to 26! what!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Darkechilde Tue June 19, 01 12:03 PM |
| Your daddys sooo ugly when he looked out the window he got arrested for indecent exposure!! | | SCN | --kylemeyer_2006 Tue June 19, 01 10:17 AM |
| You know (name goes here), i really would like to see things from your point of view, but I cant seem to get my head that far up my ass | | SCN | --Peavine Mon June 18, 01 08:28 PM |
| your so poor you gotta look up your insults on the internet !!!!!!! | | SCN | --johnny_jackass Mon June 18, 01 02:30 PM |
| your mommas like a ****gun one **** and she blows | | SCN | --Guest dan h Mon June 18, 01 02:20 PM |
| Yo momma so dark she look like the tar you scraped off yo roof. | | SCN | --ghetto-angel Mon June 18, 01 01:22 AM |
| yo momma is so fat she makes shammo look like a tick tac | | SCN | --bizibudy85 Sun June 17, 01 08:30 PM |
| Yo mamma so poor when i went into her house to use the washroom she said pick an coner any coner! | | SCN | --sshadykool Fri June 15, 01 10:23 PM |
| yo mamma so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out wit an application! | | SCN | --ytu7 Fri June 15, 01 10:04 PM |
| yo mama so fat, when her beeper goes off everybody thinks shes backin up | | SCN | --Guest Lil' Dre Wed June 13, 01 12:40 PM |
| Youre so ugly that when you were born, the nurse yelled Put it back! It isnt done yet! | | SCN | --ImYourButterfly Wed June 13, 01 12:44 AM |
| ya momma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus | | SCN | --Guest bre Tue June 12, 01 09:49 PM |
| ur so stupid u got trapped in the supermarket and starved half to death | | SCN | --AceFace Tue June 12, 01 04:35 PM |
| You so Ugly when people look at you they assume you dressed up early for halloween | | SCN | --lifesastage Tue June 12, 01 01:53 PM |
| Your so poor you only have 2 channels on your tv..On and off | | SCN | --sexiechick Tue June 12, 01 02:45 AM |
| youre so ugly when you looked in the mirror...your reflection ran away | | SCN | --Guest jordan 2000 Mon June 11, 01 10:51 PM |
| You so dumb you road the bus and paid to get off.. | | SCN | --msmaddness2000 Mon June 11, 01 10:36 PM |
| you mama so old see knew Buger King when he was a prince.. | | SCN | --msmaddness2000 Mon June 11, 01 10:34 PM |
| You sooooo stupid that when you got locked in matress discounters you slept on the floor! | | SCN | --Whodiboy Mon June 11, 01 08:52 PM |
| You so stupid you thought taco bell was a mexican phone company! | | SCN | --Whodiboy Mon June 11, 01 08:51 PM |
| You so fat that when you wear a red t-shirt everone yells HEY KOOLAID! | | SCN | --Guest Laci Waddell Mon June 11, 01 05:57 PM |
| your mamas so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes Georgia,Kansas,Washington,minnesota... | | SCN | --pucker_chick Mon June 11, 01 02:32 AM |
| Yo mama so skinny, id do her, and she would bleed all over the place, and then i would make you drink it up like kull laid. take that b-i-o-t-c-h | | SCN | --Guest do her Mon June 11, 01 12:32 AM |
| your so stupid that you died of starvation locked in a food store! | | SCN | --Guest andrew vuu Sun June 10, 01 10:34 PM |
| u so stupid u brougth lipstick to a make up quiz. | | SCN | --Sugarbear716 Sun June 10, 01 05:31 PM |
| your mamma so fat that when she walks down the street,shes yelling,im every woman! | | SCN | --Guest wasssuubbeee Sat June 9, 01 02:53 PM |
| Yo momma so dumb she went to Albert sons and asked Wheres Albert and his Sons? | | SCN | --*+*LiLAhSPimpett*+* Sat June 9, 01 02:08 PM |
| Your moms so fat that she needs 2 watches ... one 4 each time zone ! | | SCN | --Guest sammy2001 Sat June 9, 01 01:42 PM |
| why are you so retarted? Was it because you are so ugly than after saw your face after he delivered you he drop you becouse you were so Dang ugly! | | SCN | --shaylia Fri June 8, 01 05:45 PM |
| your moms so stupid she got locked in a meat freezer and sweat to death | | SCN | --tigger4 Fri June 8, 01 01:29 PM |
| your momas so old she owes fred flinstone a food stamp | | SCN | --tigger4 Fri June 8, 01 01:28 PM |
| you are so dumb u got locked in a supermarket and starved to death | | SCN | --blackgyrl15 Thu June 7, 01 11:42 PM |
| your momma just like a hardware store shes five cents a srew two cents a nut | | SCN | --Guest david gramger Thu June 7, 01 11:51 AM |
| You so stupid you got tangled up in a cordless phone | | SCN | --SeXpEsT Thu June 7, 01 07:31 AM |
| Your mommas so fat i burnt my ass on the lightbulb climbing off ! | | SCN | --SeXpEsT Thu June 7, 01 07:31 AM |
| Your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles ! | | SCN | --SeXpEsT Thu June 7, 01 07:29 AM |
| Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said One at a time please | | SCN | --Guest medina88 Wed June 6, 01 10:21 PM |
| Your so ugly that FREDDY KRUEGER had nightmares about you | | SCN | --Guest Chris Wed June 6, 01 09:47 PM |
| Your mum is so fat that when I have finished ****ing her I have to roll over five times to get off the bitch! | | SCN | --Guest Josh Boatman Wed June 6, 01 11:21 AM |
| Ur mommas so fat that when she goes to the beach all the whales start singin WE ARE FAMILY | | SCN | --Guest a real kool person..NZ Tue June 5, 01 03:12 AM |
| Whos idea was it to give; womens sports and NBA bid. Womens sports are such a drag; wholl clean the court when theyre on the rag! | | SCN | --Guest The Pun Master Sun June 3, 01 08:56 PM |
| Is that a sulphur mine, or did your woman open her legs? | | SCN | --Guest The Pun Master Sun June 3, 01 08:53 PM |
| If you had 5 more hands, youd have a different date everyday of the week | | SCN | --Guest The Pun Master Sun June 3, 01 08:49 PM |
| hotdogs are like a gang of niggers, they both consist of lips and assholes | | SCN | --Guest The Pun Master Sun June 3, 01 08:47 PM |
| you all are so stupid you have to go on-line to be funny | | SCN | --sarah88 Sun June 3, 01 07:44 PM |
| your so stupid when you bought a packet of polos you took them back and complained that had holes in them | | SCN | --Guest ashley vout Sat June 2, 01 01:31 PM |
| my dick is long that 10 women can suck it at a time. | | SCN | --Guest jon Sat June 2, 01 10:36 AM |
| Erectile dysfunction is no joke because you have it and your moms a hoe | | SCN | --Guest Spank Fri June 1, 01 07:18 PM |
| Your balls are so small, when you play with yourself you have to use the tweesers and a microscope | | SCN | --Guest Gas Money Fri June 1, 01 07:18 PM |
| yo momma so poor i seen her kickin a can down the street asked her waht she doin, she saind movin her house | | SCN | --Guest Big sexy 00 Thu May 31, 01 03:28 PM |
| whats the difference between a blond and a loghtbulb? the lightbulb is smarter and the blond is easier to turn on | | SCN | --Guest guest brad Thu May 31, 01 01:56 PM |
| You know, your girl friend is pretty... yeah right... shes a pretty big whore. | | SCN | --Guest Pretty Girl Wed May 30, 01 09:58 PM |
| Your so ****ing gay, you use a toilet brush to masturbate while eating popcorn | | SCN | --Guest Your Dick Wed May 30, 01 08:23 PM |
| your moms like a drug, everyone does her they just dont admit it. | | SCN | --Guest atra1719 Wed May 30, 01 03:24 PM |
| Your mama is soooo stupid she ran into a parked car!!!! | | SCN | --*~*ANGEL*~* Tue May 29, 01 09:06 PM |
| Your momma is so fat that when she ran into the living room the tv skipped | | SCN | --Guest Superninja540 Tue May 29, 01 12:49 PM |
| Yo mammas like a reeces cup, there aint no wrong way to eat her. | | SCN | --david_14_OH Tue May 29, 01 09:52 AM |
| Yo mammas like a screen door, after a few bangs, she tends to loosen up. | | SCN | --david_14_OH Tue May 29, 01 09:51 AM |
| Your Moms so fat, when she pulls into the Wal-mart parkinglot all the automatic doors open | | SCN | --gabriel Mon May 28, 01 04:41 PM |
| Why do y-all use things about your momma being ugly when you are uglyer | | SCN | --sarah88 Mon May 28, 01 03:25 PM |
| your breath stank so bad, you opened your mouth and were charged with attempted murder. | | SCN | --Guest DiAbLo Sun May 27, 01 11:35 PM |
| youre mama is like burger king,have it your way. | | SCN | --Guest DiAbLo Sun May 27, 01 11:26 PM |
| Im sorry i cant hear you my ignorance is too loud | | SCN | --mikeylovesjessa Sun May 27, 01 09:04 PM |
| your moms like a door knobe everybody gets a turn! | | SCN | --kingeorgesgirl Sun May 27, 01 05:21 PM |
| When God said Let there be light., He wasnt talking to you personally. | | SCN | --Guest DoubleD Sun May 27, 01 12:17 AM |
| your mama soooooo fat, her cloths come in 3 sizes, XXXXXL, XXXXXXL, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US!!!!! | | SCN | --Frodo_Baggins Sat May 26, 01 10:56 PM |
| Your so dumb that when some one says do you masterbate you say no I dont like to go fishing | | SCN | --Spider-Man Sat May 26, 01 08:52 PM |
| your daddy so old he had to put his dick on the freezer to get hard! | | SCN | --Guest mr2good46 Sat May 26, 01 08:14 PM |
| Youre so fat, you cant wear a X_files t-shirt cause a helicopters might land on you | | SCN | --CarolynF Sat May 26, 01 06:55 PM |
| Your mamas so fat last time she saw 90210 is was on the bathroom scale | | SCN | --Guest Stephanie Sat May 26, 01 11:31 AM |
| Your so dumb, you couldnt pass a blood test | | SCN | --Guest Stephanie Sat May 26, 01 11:20 AM |
| your so fat, when you told someone to kiss your @$$ they said no because they didnt want to take the vacation time to do it! | | SCN | --jovax007 Sat May 26, 01 11:19 AM |
| I promise to be nicer if you promise to be smarter. | | SCN | --Guest RyaN Sat May 26, 01 02:08 AM |
| Im not being rude, your just being insignificant! | | SCN | --Guest Rude Sat May 26, 01 02:07 AM |
| Your armpits smell so bad the teacher gave you an A+ for NOT raising your hand! | | SCN | --DizzyJezzie Fri May 25, 01 09:42 PM |
| youre so stupid that you stared at a box of juice because it said concentrate ! | | SCN | --DizzyJezzie Fri May 25, 01 09:41 PM |
| You are so dumb that you sold your motorcycle to get gas money. | | SCN | --DizzyJezzie Fri May 25, 01 09:39 PM |
| Yourre so poor, when a guy walked into your house, stepped on a cigarette and your mom yelled, Who turned off the heat? | | SCN | --Guest Andy Potvin Fri May 25, 01 12:32 AM |
| Yo momma so old, I slapped her on her back and her titz popped off! | | SCN | --cutie_pie2005 Thu May 24, 01 09:04 PM |
| your so dumb you thought a cherry bomb is a real cherry | | SCN | --Guest jennifer wiley Thu May 24, 01 12:49 PM |
| Trust you to get pregnant with your finger. | | SCN | --She_Who_Makes_The_Night_Dark Thu May 24, 01 12:11 PM |
| Your mamas so fat the elephant asked her for a ride! | | SCN | --Tazgirl263 Wed May 23, 01 07:02 PM |
| You are so stupid, you were happy when you finished a puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-5 years. | | SCN | --crazysoccerchic Wed May 23, 01 10:59 AM |
| This man is ****in a hoe and she asks for her paymnt he gives her a penny, she says is that all im worth. HE takes it back and cuts it in half. | | SCN | --Guest IBDaOnlyQT Tue May 22, 01 08:54 PM |
| I think my boyfriend kisses better then yours! | | SCN | --Guest IBDaOnlyQT Tue May 22, 01 08:53 PM |
| DId you choke your chicken, or did the chicken choke you? | | SCN | --Guest IBDAOnlyQT Tue May 22, 01 08:52 PM |
| man my back hurts...i jus gave yo momma a piggy back ride and shes 10 times bigger than me | | SCN | --Guest AKAALIKAT Tue May 22, 01 10:58 AM |
| your so skinny your librarian asked if you would volunteer to be a bookmark | | SCN | --Guest AllieKat Tue May 22, 01 10:50 AM |
| You know what your mom and a doorknob have in common...every body gets a turn!!! | | SCN | --bekahbaby1 Mon May 21, 01 09:41 PM |
| Your Momma is so dumb she stared at a quart of orange juice for two hours because it said concentrate 2%!!! | | SCN | --NubianPoetess16 Mon May 21, 01 09:20 PM |
| your so ugly you mom put a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you | | SCN | --Guest peanut Mon May 21, 01 07:16 PM |
| you so ugly that when you go to a zoo you have to buy two tickets, one to get in and one to get out | | SCN | --sexymama6969 Mon May 21, 01 04:57 PM |
| youre so poor that when I walked in your house and stepped on a cockroach you said oops there goes thanksgiving dinner | | SCN | --sexymama6969 Mon May 21, 01 04:49 PM |
| Your jokes are so bad, Id rather go talk to my fat momma | | SCN | --Guest Matt for the third time Sun May 20, 01 12:19 PM |
| Your momma is so dumb, she tried to put skilltes in alphabetical order | | SCN | --Guest Matt Sun May 20, 01 12:16 PM |
| you are so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mum. I know that it is bruck you dont have to tell me!!! | | SCN | --Guest abi Sun May 20, 01 08:28 AM |
| Your front teeth are so far apart when u smile i dont know whether to smiles back or kick a field goal! | | SCN | --kelly24019 Sat May 19, 01 06:07 PM |
| Mother ****in Dick Suckin bit | | SCN | --webgurl77 Sat May 19, 01 02:24 PM |
| If looks could kill, youd be the terminator | | SCN | --SeNtImEnTaL-GrAfFiTtI Sat May 19, 01 12:12 PM |
| Is that your neck, or did your face THROW UP?? | | SCN | --Little_LOLA Sat May 19, 01 11:04 AM |
| your dad is so stupid he tried to drawn a fish | | SCN | --GhettoGirl Sat May 19, 01 10:43 AM |
| your mama so old, she fart dust | | SCN | --Guest Antwan Fri May 18, 01 11:35 PM |
| YO MAMA IS SI OLD SHE SAT NEXT TO JESUS IN THE 3RD GRADE!!! | | SCN | --Guest BIGGAZ Fri May 18, 01 08:08 PM |
| Youre so stupid youd get run over by a parked car. | | SCN | --cinders2000 Fri May 18, 01 04:50 AM |
| Last piece of ass u got wuz wen u missed the toilet paper | | SCN | --Guest Bad Chik Fri May 18, 01 02:45 AM |
| Yo Mamma so fat, she has two zip codes. | | SCN | --Guest Bad Chik Fri May 18, 01 02:32 AM |
| Your so stupid, you took toilet paper to a crap game. | | SCN | --Guest Bad Chik Fri May 18, 01 02:27 AM |
| Yo mammas so nasty the roaches moved | | SCN | --Guest Bugman Thu May 17, 01 10:17 PM |
| Yo, your girlfriend has a real ButterFace...everythings nice but her face | | SCN | --Guest Bugman Thu May 17, 01 10:16 PM |
| Yo, Yo,Yo, her face was so fat she had to put make-up on with a paint roller | | SCN | --Guest Bugman Thu May 17, 01 10:04 PM |
| She has peanut butter legs ...spreads easy | | SCN | --Guest Bugman Thu May 17, 01 10:02 PM |
| Nice dress lady, someday it might be in style | | SCN | --Guest Bugman Thu May 17, 01 10:00 PM |
| We use to wear clothes like you ontill our dad got a job | | SCN | --Guest Bugman Thu May 17, 01 09:57 PM |
| all these insult r so ****ed up it aint funny. get som new ****ing jokes u stupid **** up and also ur moms r so fat and ugly and stupid i dont even know how she couldve had u cause no one would wanna **** her | | SCN | --Guest sick_**** Thu May 17, 01 07:41 PM |
| your not the smartest crown in the box | | SCN | --Guest girly Thu May 17, 01 04:39 PM |
| Your mama is so fat she sat on rainbow and skittles popped out. | | SCN | --Guest image17j Wed May 16, 01 04:36 PM |
| yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund | | SCN | --Guest chase smith Wed May 16, 01 03:33 PM |
| you so ugly in september people say damn I didnt know it was hallowen! | | SCN | --lamiyarod Wed May 16, 01 01:46 PM |
| you need a DICK first before you can get ****y with me | | SCN | --Guest Steelflesh Wed May 16, 01 10:47 AM |
| there was two blondes walkin down the street one saw a piece of glass and looked at it and said this person looks familier the other blonde takes it away from her and said of course you idiot its me | | SCN | --Guest the #1 stud Wed May 16, 01 08:47 AM |
| your mom is so fat she has to use the grand canyon as a outhouse | | SCN | --bamhan Tue May 15, 01 05:53 PM |
| your mom is so fat that when she goes to taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border | | SCN | --bamhan Tue May 15, 01 05:52 PM |
| your mom is so fat she has to use the planets to play 9 ball | | SCN | --bamhan Tue May 15, 01 05:52 PM |
| your mom is so fat she has to use the freeway as a slip and slide | | SCN | --bamhan Tue May 15, 01 05:51 PM |
| your mom is so fat that they crowned her burger queen | | SCN | --bamhan Tue May 15, 01 05:50 PM |
| you are so stupid you locke dyourself in a toy store and got bored | | SCN | --bamhan Tue May 15, 01 05:50 PM |
| you are so stupid you locked yourself in a bathroom and pissed your pants | | SCN | --bamhan Tue May 15, 01 05:49 PM |
| Your so poor that when you drop a cigarettte on the floor the roaches started to sing, Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the lord we got heat.. | | SCN | --Guest Vicki Mon May 14, 01 02:31 PM |
| Why do blacks always wear baggy trousers? Because theyre knee-grows! | | SCN | --Guest Eminem Sun May 13, 01 05:21 PM |
| your momma is so stupid she tried to get a tan at night | | SCN | --Guest sblackbeard@hotmail.com Sun May 13, 01 01:51 PM |
| your momma is so old she cracked up laughing | | SCN | --Guest sblackbeard@hotmail.com Sun May 13, 01 01:50 PM |
| what do you and a tampon have in common? youre both stuck up bitches!! | | SCN | --beanbabe69 Sat May 12, 01 04:55 PM |
| yo hair is so nappy moses couldnt part it | | SCN | --Guest meagoober14 Sat May 12, 01 04:51 PM |
| heres a tip: dont bother fighting with ugly people...they have nothing to lose!! | | SCN | --beanbabe69 Sat May 12, 01 04:48 PM |
| you are so stupid that you cant even spell your name right and your name is josh | | SCN | --Guest meagoober14 Sat May 12, 01 04:48 PM |
| looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on BOTH cheeks | | SCN | --Little_LOLA Sat May 12, 01 11:44 AM |
| your mom is so ugly that she dosent have a reseding hair line thats her hair running away from her face | | SCN | --Guest matthew thomas Fri May 11, 01 11:20 PM |
| your mama is so stupid she thought manual labor was a mexican hero | | SCN | --Guest matthew thomas Fri May 11, 01 11:17 PM |
| your mommas so fat she went to Ryans and they gave her a group discount. | | SCN | --anal Fri May 11, 01 10:46 PM |
| I could have been your daddy but the guy in front of me had correct change. | | SCN | --anal Fri May 11, 01 10:44 PM |
| youre like a shotgun 2 ****s and youre ready to blow. | | SCN | --anal Fri May 11, 01 10:42 PM |
| your dick is so small when u piss u piss on your balls | | SCN | --baby2c1 Fri May 11, 01 06:28 PM |
| yo is so poor i rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed!! | | SCN | --Guest Vanillia Ice Fri May 11, 01 01:48 PM |
| yo family is so poor i rang the doorbell the toilet flushed | | SCN | --Guest Vanillia Ice Fri May 11, 01 01:46 PM |
| youre mammas so fat she went to Ryans and got a group discount | | SCN | --Guest grandma Thu May 10, 01 07:31 PM |
| Your fell on a used condom thats how she had you and the bitch still dont know whos yo daddy | | SCN | --Guest The Sexorcist_17 Thu May 10, 01 05:55 PM |
| You're so stupid, you bought a puzzle, and you couldn't put it together, and the box said Ages 2-10 | | SCN | --Guest Bad Chik Sun May 6, 01 09:33 PM |
| You are so dumb, when they changed the locks on your door, you couldnt get out of the house! | | SCN | --nm24k Sun April 29, 01 07:13 PM |
| Youre so stupid you bring make-up to a make-up quiz | | SCN | --girlbuster Wed April 25, 01 07:25 PM |
| Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm. | | SCN | --Guest Gary Tue April 24, 01 11:24 PM |
| your family is so poor that I put out a match and they said hey who turned off the heat. | | SCN | --princesss Tue April 24, 01 10:11 PM |
| you guys are so dull that you have to go on the internet to be funny | | SCN | --guyluvur15 Tue April 24, 01 02:45 PM |
| hey, did you dye your hair blonde to match your personality? | | SCN | --babylove1211 Sat April 21, 01 01:54 PM |
| your so ugly you stuck your head out the car window and got pulled over for mooning!! | | SCN | --Guest Ricks2kool Wed April 18, 01 03:46 AM |
| Did you catch the guy? What guy? The guy that ran over your face!! | | SCN | --Guest Baby doll Devil Tue April 17, 01 08:11 PM |
| i smell bacon i smell eggs i smell something between your legs .... i smell bacon i smell grease i smell stinkin city police | | SCN | --THUGQUEENALWAYZ Sun April 15, 01 02:30 PM |
| Who pissed in your test tube? | | SCN | --Guest Hugo Madeley-Evans Mon March 26, 01 11:12 AM |
| Your mama is so bald, we can read her mind. | | SCN | --Guest KEISHA Tue March 13, 01 07:13 PM |
| you're so stupid you walked into an antique shop and asked what's new | | SCN | --bigbossman Sat March 10, 01 01:38 PM |
| Your mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead. | | SCN | --Guest Mannette Redmond Fri March 2, 01 04:04 PM |
| Your Mammas so fat when she gets on the shower her feet dont get WET!!! | | SCN | --Guest LAAAALAAAAAAAA Thu March 1, 01 08:52 PM |
| You're so stupid you took a donut back to the store because it had a hole in it. | | SCN | --Guest Kevin Johnson Wed February 28, 01 02:45 PM |
| You're so stupid that when the escalator broke down you were stuck there until they fixed it. | | SCN | --visiblehowl Mon February 26, 01 12:33 PM |
| its ok to be ugly but you're just abusing the privilege | | SCN | --Guest lil_babe69 Sun February 25, 01 04:44 PM |
| Your mama is so ugly, even Stevie Wonder had to turn away when he saw her! | | SCN | --Guest Alyssa Tue February 20, 01 08:55 PM |
| I wont say your stupid,,,but if brains were dynamite,,,you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose! | | SCN | --Guest dr._strange@mad.scientis Mon February 19, 01 09:58 AM |
| The easiest way to kill a blonde is to put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool! | | SCN | --Guest sexyPolishgurl69 Mon February 19, 01 01:49 AM |
| If assholes coould fly, this school would be an airport! | | SCN | --Guest sexyPolishgurl69 Mon February 19, 01 01:44 AM |
| How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE, they just sit and bitch in the dark!!! | | SCN | --Stephie379 Sun February 18, 01 04:13 PM |
| Act your age not your IQ | | SCN | --Allierae Sat February 17, 01 11:34 PM |
| act your age not your dick size! | | SCN | --PimpJess89 Sat February 17, 01 08:29 PM |
| speaking of moms I just got off yours... | | SCN | --Guest xxxx zzzzz Sat February 17, 01 02:54 PM |
| Your mommas so fat that when she weighs herself the scale goes round 6 times and the comes up 2 b continued! | | SCN | --madhead Sat February 17, 01 02:02 PM |
| You are so ugly that when a bear saw you it ran. | | SCN | --Guest Star Sat February 17, 01 01:30 PM |
| your mamma so dumb they said it was chily and she went to go get a bowl | | SCN | --Guest misty Fri February 16, 01 10:33 PM |
| Your house is so small I stepped in the front door and I was in the backyard | | SCN | --Guest Jeremy Blake Fri February 16, 01 09:42 PM |
| Your grandma is so ugly, that back in the day she was ugly! | | SCN | --Guest Stupid insulter Fri February 16, 01 05:00 PM |
| Hey!! Did you get the license plate number? The one that ran over your face. | | SCN | --Squeak Sun February 11, 01 05:30 PM |
| Hey Idiot, heres a tip for cleaning your ears with a q-tip: when you feel resistance, STOP PUSHING! | | SCN | --Princess_Faith Sun February 11, 01 11:46 AM |
| Youre so ugly, youre momma had to tie steaks around your neck just to get the dogs to play with you!!! | | SCN | --Princess_Faith Sun February 11, 01 11:30 AM |
| yo mama so bald she gets brainwashed every time she takes a shower | | SCN | --bustmug288 Sat February 10, 01 05:53 PM |
| YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE TRIED TO WAKE UP A SLEEPING BAG! | | SCN | --Guest SHENILLIUM Sat February 10, 01 03:51 PM |
| your momas so fat when she passes her hand bag from one hand to the other she as 2 frow it lol | | SCN | --Guest becky Sat February 10, 01 06:42 AM |
| yall are just stupid! using the same old jokes over and over again! most of you are racist too! what a waste of life! and whats the deal with the yo mama jokes? didnt they go out in the 80s?!? | | SCN | --iloc7 Sat February 10, 01 01:56 AM |
| You are so ugly that your mama through you out the window and got charged for littering :P | | SCN | --Guest BaByGaL85 Thu February 8, 01 07:27 PM |
| your mamma is so stupid when i gave her winter freash she put on a coat | | SCN | --Metallica_gurl Thu February 8, 01 03:40 PM |
| I would chanllenge you to a battle of wits but i see youre quite unarmed... | | SCN | --oneangel Wed February 7, 01 01:10 AM |
| yo mommas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house! | | SCN | --Guest foxracer69 Tue February 6, 01 10:23 PM |
| Your Momma so stupid if brains were gas, she wouldnt have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a fruitloop! | | SCN | --Pizzapilgrim Mon February 5, 01 07:24 PM |
| you have so much dandruff that when u shook your head they closed the school and called a snow day. | | SCN | --hottie14 Sun February 4, 01 11:05 AM |
| How many electricians does it take to fix the light bulb in the kitchen, to have your woman cook for you? None, let the bitch cook in the dark | | SCN | --Guest The Artist Formely Known Sun February 4, 01 04:00 AM |
| you are damm stupid that you got loked in a damm bathroom an pissed you pans | | SCN | --Guest bill bob Sun February 4, 01 03:49 AM |
| Your mommas so dumb, she sat staring at an orange juice container for 3 hours because it said concentrate | | SCN | --YourSexyBitch69er Sat February 3, 01 01:20 PM |
| Your mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone | | SCN | --Guest YourSexyBitch69er Sat February 3, 01 01:18 PM |
| She didnt tell me you were smart, sexy, and witty. Now I know why. | | SCN | --suburban16 Thu February 1, 01 06:28 PM |
| I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasnt it. | | SCN | --coyote007 Thu February 1, 01 04:17 AM |
| youre moms s fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time | | SCN | --devilman Sun January 28, 01 01:19 PM |
| Nice hair. Was it that shape when you bought it? | | SCN | --Guest FukU Sun January 28, 01 06:50 AM |
| how many guys does it take to put down a toilet seat? We dont know it has never been done | | SCN | --hot_trick_chick Sat January 27, 01 09:39 PM |
| Your so ugly your mom has to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you | | SCN | --hot_trick_chick Sat January 27, 01 09:37 PM |
| your so fat when you was at the beach the only person that got a tan was you. | | SCN | --hot_trick_chick Sat January 27, 01 09:28 PM |
| your dad so ugly when he looked out the window they arested him for mooning | | SCN | --Guest cj Sat January 27, 01 03:42 PM |
| your mom is so thick she tripped over a cordless phone | | SCN | --Guest me is nastie Thu January 25, 01 04:08 PM |
| Yo mamma so old that when I told her to act her age the trick died | | SCN | --DOD Wed January 24, 01 08:53 AM |
| ur mommas so fat when she was having a shower her feet never got wet!!! | | SCN | --Guest yesur Tue January 23, 01 09:25 PM |
| You so ugly when your momma had you the doctor slapped you on your face cause he thought it was your a** | | SCN | --Guest Linda(So Fine) Mon January 22, 01 12:11 PM |
| your mamma so fat she plays pool with the planets | | SCN | --Sheylynn Sun January 21, 01 09:07 AM |
| People know ur ugly cause when u walk down the street they say ur ugly or a pretty monster | | SCN | --HoTbOy504 Sun January 21, 01 12:29 AM |
| Your so stupid you were on your way to disney land and the sign said Disneyland left. So you turned around and went back home. | | SCN | --poofball Sat January 20, 01 07:59 PM |
| your mamas so stupid she thought a pig pen was something 2 write with!! | | SCN | --Guest Audrey4 Fri January 19, 01 04:09 AM |
| Your sex life is so bad that a three-some to you is using two hands. | | SCN | --trojan1756 Thu January 18, 01 07:24 PM |
| Yo mom so fat that when she walks countries get ready for the next world war | | SCN | --Beezwax9 Wed January 17, 01 01:39 AM |
| Yo mamas so fat when she wears hi heels she strikes oil | | SCN | --CheekyMonkey5 Mon January 15, 01 10:08 PM |
| If I wanted to listen to an asshole,I would have farted | | SCN | --JRAC Mon January 15, 01 08:10 AM |
| Your mama is so old she new Burger King when he was the prince | | SCN | --Kallenyia Mon January 15, 01 04:17 AM |
| your mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scale! | | SCN | --Guest air-girl101 Sun January 14, 01 07:34 PM |
| Ya mamas so fat that when she went outside wearin a red shirt everyone stated yellin kooolade! | | SCN | --babyJD Sun January 14, 01 03:08 PM |
| yo momma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes | | SCN | --Undertaker20001 Sun January 14, 01 01:23 AM |
| Do you have at least two brain cells that work simultaneously? | | SCN | --SuperSexyGirl Fri January 12, 01 12:34 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test | | SCN | --Guest Criptoe151 Fri January 12, 01 01:30 AM |
| your mamas so fat when she sits around the house , she sits AROUND the house | | SCN | --KrazyK8 Thu January 11, 01 04:12 PM |
| there was a blonde so dumb, that when she got locked in supermarket she starved to death! | | SCN | --G*U*R*L Wed January 10, 01 05:41 AM |
| your so fat, when you stepped on a scale it said one person at a time please.- | | SCN | --Shadowdancer Tue January 9, 01 08:11 PM |
| you mamas so fat, when she got lost they had to use all four sides of the milk carton! | | SCN | --Guest Renee Tue January 9, 01 06:39 PM |
| Your Mommas so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, Get the hell off bitch! | | SCN | --Guest Mickey Tue January 9, 01 05:16 PM |
| yo mama teeth so yellow, traffic slow down when she smile | | SCN | --PoohB16 Sun January 7, 01 08:31 PM |
| your mamas so stupid she put training wheels on her car | | SCN | --Guest Sun January 7, 01 01:35 PM |
| your mama is like the sun,dont look at her or you might go blind | | SCN | --Guest Sun January 7, 01 01:27 PM |
| your mom is so big, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her. | | SCN | --lazaro Sat January 6, 01 10:15 PM |
| you so stupid you brought lipstick to a make up test | | SCN | --Guest cinciman14 Sat January 6, 01 09:45 PM |
| You mom is so stupid that see thought a quarterback was a refund! | | SCN | --lazaro Sat January 6, 01 09:32 PM |
| Your so ugly that your parents threw you to the wolves, and the wolves threw you back | | SCN | --Guest nobody Fri January 5, 01 08:45 PM |
| Yo mamma so stupid, she peeked behind a glass wall to see whats behind it!!! | | SCN | --Guest joy the kewl 1 Fri January 5, 01 08:10 PM |
| Your mommas so ugly, her daddy had to tie a steak around her neck just so the dog would play with her. | | SCN | --Guest Cesar Fri January 5, 01 02:05 PM |
| Your momma so poor I saw her in a dumpster and i asked her what she was doing and she said shopping | | SCN | --Guest JOSH Thu January 4, 01 11:43 AM |
| YO MAMMA IZ ZO STUPID SHE TOOK DA PEPSI CHALLENGE AND CHOSE SPRITE! | | SCN | --Guest MADDOG20G Wed January 3, 01 12:45 AM |
| Youre so fat that when you stand on the scale it says to be continued | | SCN | --Guest julia sagalov Tue January 2, 01 06:01 PM |
| you are so ugly when you were born the nurse slapped ya mamma | | SCN | --Guest devil Tue January 2, 01 05:28 PM |
| yo mamaz so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person ata time please | | SCN | --Guest tigga Fri December 29, 00 09:35 PM |
| yo mama so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone. | | SCN | --sweetangel876 Fri December 29, 00 07:43 PM |
| These insults are so dumb that I can feel my brain cells depleting just reading them (whopps that one was dumb too) | | SCN | --Mikachan Thu December 28, 00 04:43 PM |
| yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention | | SCN | --Javed Tue December 26, 00 02:33 PM |
| yo mama so stupid she asked whats the number to 911 | | SCN | --Javed Tue December 26, 00 02:24 PM |
| Yo mommas so ugly when she walked down the street in September, ppl looked at her and said, damn is it halloween already! | | SCN | --Guest ethiogrl Tue December 26, 00 11:21 AM |
| your so ugly you went to an ugly contest and the man said no professionals allowed. | | SCN | --Guest kasey, megan and autumn Mon December 25, 00 11:50 PM |
| ur so ugly when u were born the doctor slapped yo mama instead! | | SCN | --Guest jellybelly HOT Thu December 21, 00 04:14 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company | | SCN | --Guest Sean Thu December 21, 00 12:19 AM |
| Your mommas so stupid, the computer said press any key and she couldnt find it!! | | SCN | --xandery2k Wed December 20, 00 03:02 PM |
| your momma is soooo stupid she climbed a glass wall to see the other side!!!! | | SCN | --Guest hfslkfjsf Tue December 19, 00 08:49 AM |
| You so stupid I told you it was chilli outside you went and got a bowl | | SCN | --Tuff Sat December 16, 00 09:37 PM |
| your mums so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes | | SCN | --Guest the king Sat December 16, 00 06:14 PM |
| YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE TV AND WATCH THE COUCH. | | SCN | --CANIBUS Sat December 16, 00 04:42 AM |
| your mamas so stupid she opened the screen door to get some air | | SCN | --Seifer_Regan Fri December 15, 00 11:18 AM |
| Your mamas so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. | | SCN | --slayer842 Fri December 15, 00 09:42 AM |
| yo momas so fat when she get in a elavator it has to go down | | SCN | --Guest dera Thu December 14, 00 08:07 PM |
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