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| UR MOM IS SO FAT WEN SHE PUT ON A YELLOW SHIRT ALL DA KIDS WENT SSCCHHOOLL BBUUSS!!! | | SCN | --Guest CLAK Sun August 9, 09 12:47 PM |
| vWdhpwzysv | | SCN | --Guest txfveyd Mon November 10, 08 08:18 PM |
| your mums so ugly the last time she herd a wisle was when she got hit by a train | | SCN | --Guest jonathan edwards Sun June 15, 08 09:59 AM |
| your mums that fat her picture pel of the wall | | SCN | --Guest johnn gardner Mon January 21, 08 05:46 PM |
| Yo mammas so fat she put a yellow rain jacket on and went outside and people started yelling taxi | | SCN | --Guest Sara Mon December 31, 07 11:43 AM |
| soo fat wen she got hit by a 2 ton train she said who threw that rock???? | | SCN | --Guest ilovbigdicks Wed July 18, 07 05:35 PM |
| Soar like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo momma now it burns when I pee! | | SCN | --Guest MMMHMM ITS RACHEL* Thu May 10, 07 09:18 PM |
| Your mom...Rated E for everyone | | SCN | --Guest MMMHMM ITS RACHEL* Thu May 10, 07 09:16 PM |
| Your moms like a frigerator....everyone sticks there meat in her!!(hahaha) | | SCN | --Guest MMMHMM ITS RACHEL* Thu May 10, 07 09:13 PM |
| yo momma is so dumb the doorbell rang she went to the microwave | | SCN | --Guest Weiner_Eater Wed March 21, 07 07:31 PM |
| why is your mama like a engizer bunny? She keeps going and going down on people. | | SCN | --jerseybaby Thu December 28, 06 10:19 PM |
| why is yo mama like a engizer bunny/ | | SCN | --jerseybaby Thu December 28, 06 10:18 PM |
| All ya mommas are so slutty when they got to the pta meeting they realized they were at a strip joint! | | SCN | --Rainbowboi_Loves_U04 Sun December 3, 06 08:12 PM |
| Yo mammas so dumb she asks how much is this at the dollar store! | | SCN | --Guest robolerto Tue November 21, 06 10:33 PM |
| Yo mammas so country she got married in a camouflage wedding dress- and she drives a pinto with a 357 Hemi, and a gun rack! | | SCN | --Guest robolerto Tue November 21, 06 10:25 PM |
| your mamas so fat she plugs up the hole in the ozone layers | | SCN | --MementoMori Mon November 6, 06 08:13 PM |
| Yo mamma is like the Burmuda Triangle she take in a whole bunch of seamen | | SCN | --Guest Jameel Ray Thu November 2, 06 08:03 PM |
| Yo mamma is so fat she cant wear a T- shirt with out anyone saying hey cool-aide | | SCN | --Guest yani ward Thu November 2, 06 08:01 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world | | SCN | --phatbrat16 Thu November 2, 06 03:21 AM |
| yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money! | | SCN | --blustar1815 Fri October 20, 06 07:13 PM |
| Yo moma is so fat that her legs look like soiled milk: white and cunky | | SCN | --crazy_destiny Thu October 5, 06 02:19 AM |
| Yo moma is so fat for hallowen she dressed in black and i asked her what she was going as, she said Darkness | | SCN | --crazy_destiny Thu October 5, 06 02:18 AM |
| yo mammas so fat that when she sat down she knocked the earth out of orbit | | SCN | --xox_reject_xx Tue September 26, 06 08:39 AM |
| your momma is so stupid she makes dumb and dumber look like iensteins | | SCN | --strongheart87 Mon September 18, 06 01:06 AM |
| your mama sooo fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued! | | SCN | --Guest reanne Tue September 12, 06 01:16 PM |
| Yo Mommas so ugly she wanted to look better so she asked Micheal Jackson for beauty tips | | SCN | --blonde_and_lovin_it Wed July 12, 06 07:49 PM |
| slimy in her pussy that the rapist who came to rape her puked into her pussy and went to get a suicide belt to kill himself and her | | SCN | --dblaine007 Sun June 25, 06 04:19 AM |
| Yo mommas so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt. | | SCN | --venusbabi Fri June 23, 06 05:39 PM |
| Yo Mommas So fat when she climbed on a scale it said one at a time please! | | SCN | --LaShorties Thu June 22, 06 09:47 PM |
| white people are like crackers blow them and fire they ugly asses | | SCN | --Guest alexus Mon June 12, 06 05:10 PM |
| ur mama so dirty she opened up her lags an bush declared it a weapon of mass destruction | | SCN | --youngdreadz Mon June 12, 06 01:02 PM |
| yo momma so dumb she that when she poured rice crispies, she laughed and said good joke | | SCN | --Guest snoop Wed June 7, 06 04:58 AM |
| yo mama so fat they ran a marathon around her...yo mama so fat she went to 7-11 and got out at 12-15 | | SCN | --Balla3babe Mon June 5, 06 12:31 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat she got arrested for hiding crack behind her back. | | SCN | --Guest snoop Sat June 3, 06 06:43 PM |
| yo mammas so fat, she caused an Earthquake that was a 10.0 on the earthquake scale. | | SCN | --XxBaByGiRl1992xX Wed May 31, 06 07:58 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat u need mapquest to find her g-spot | | SCN | --Big_Dady Tue May 30, 06 04:06 PM |
| yo momma is so fat, when i saw her on the discovery channel I had to change the channel to see the rest of her | | SCN | --Big_Dady Mon May 29, 06 11:24 AM |
| Yo mommas so fat her tits have callouses | | SCN | --megamoo82 Wed May 24, 06 07:26 PM |
| Your moms teeth are so yellow she smiled and put the sun out of business | | SCN | --Guest xxYour Momxx Thu May 18, 06 08:43 PM |
| Your moms teeth are so yellow she smiled and put the sun out of business | | SCN | --Guest xxYour Momxx Thu May 18, 06 08:43 PM |
| Your mom is so poor she puts homeless people to shame! | | SCN | --Guest xxYour Momxx Thu May 18, 06 08:41 PM |
| Your mom is like a happy meal:comes with a toy makes you happy, and cost three bucks | | SCN | --Guest xxYour_Momxx Mon May 15, 06 08:24 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she shits twinkies | | SCN | --Guest xxYour_Momxx Mon May 15, 06 08:23 PM |
| Yo mommas like a hardware store, 4 cent a screw | | SCN | --Guest Fuckers United Mon May 8, 06 01:24 PM |
| | SCN | --LilEd33 Mon May 8, 06 11:47 AM |
| yo momas so stupuid she died in a store from starvation | | SCN | --LilEd33 Mon May 8, 06 11:46 AM |
| yo momas so ugly her husband took her to work so he didnt have to kiss good-bye | | SCN | --LilEd33 Mon May 8, 06 11:46 AM |
| yo moma so dirty that i called her up for phone sex she gave me an ear infection | | SCN | --LilEd33 Mon May 8, 06 11:45 AM |
| yo mama so stupid she got fired from and m n ms factory for throwin away all the ws | | SCN | --Guest Russ Fri May 5, 06 04:40 PM |
| yo mommas had more rappers in her than an ipod | | SCN | --Guest Russ Fri May 5, 06 04:34 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 episodes | | SCN | --Guest Fuckers United Fri May 5, 06 01:58 PM |
| ur momma is so dirty tha i waz talking 2 her thru my pc and she sent me a virus! | | SCN | --TheHatersWorstEnemy Thu May 4, 06 01:47 PM |
| Yo mamas so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving. | | SCN | --stereotypicalBarbie Tue May 2, 06 03:39 PM |
| your moms teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up | | SCN | --Guest terry Thu April 27, 06 04:00 PM |
| Your mommas so fat that her belly button has an echo | | SCN | --Guest Mandy May Wed April 19, 06 08:28 PM |
| your mom so stupid she got hit by a parked car | | SCN | --Guest your mom Wed April 19, 06 08:02 PM |
| your mama so poor when i asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner | | SCN | --LilEd33 Wed April 19, 06 11:52 AM |
| your mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples | | SCN | --LilEd33 Tue April 18, 06 07:22 PM |
| your mama is carpenters delight flat as a board easy to nail | | SCN | --LilEd33 Tue April 18, 06 07:17 PM |
| yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow coat ppl shout CAB! | | SCN | --MissMisery16 Tue April 18, 06 04:15 PM |
| yo momma so fat she went to the pool and wore a black and white bathing suit and when she jumped in and out ppl shouted shamoo | | SCN | --MissMisery16 Tue April 18, 06 04:14 PM |
| yo momma so fat she had to use a matress as a maxi pad | | SCN | --MissMisery16 Tue April 18, 06 04:12 PM |
| yo momma so fat she walked on the rainbow and skittles popped out | | SCN | --MissMisery16 Tue April 18, 06 04:12 PM |
| yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck | | SCN | --MissMisery16 Tue April 18, 06 04:11 PM |
| yo momma so stupid she was hit by a parked car | | SCN | --MissMisery16 Tue April 18, 06 04:09 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat a bus hit her and she said Who threw that rock? | | SCN | --OhmGGItsErica Fri April 14, 06 03:52 PM |
| Yo mammas leg are like curdeled milk...white and chunky! | | SCN | --OhmGGItsErica Fri April 14, 06 03:52 PM |
| yo mama so ugly put a chain around her neck and you call her a bitch | | SCN | --Guest lay-ray Thu April 13, 06 09:16 PM |
| yo mommas like my dog in show, she likes to be a bitch on camera | | SCN | --volcomsurfbabe92 Tue April 11, 06 07:35 PM |
| yo mommas like a race car; chick burned 4 rubbers in one night | | SCN | --drummer_2004 Sat April 8, 06 09:07 PM |
| yo momma so old when god said said let there be light, she cut on the switch | | SCN | --umayma_bilal Thu April 6, 06 03:27 PM |
| Yo Momma so stupid, she went 2 a clipppers game trying 2 get a haircut. | | SCN | --umayma_bilal Thu April 6, 06 03:22 PM |
| you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it. | | SCN | --BaByGiRl1972 Sun April 2, 06 01:26 AM |
| Yo mommas so poor she calls a dumpster home sweet homs a cardboard box the garage and a shopping cart the family car. | | SCN | --The_Jokester Mon March 27, 06 05:02 PM |
| Your mom is so poor i seen her walking down the street with one shoe and i said hey did ya lose a shoe and she said no i just found one! | | SCN | --The_Jokester Mon March 27, 06 05:01 PM |
| Your momma is so poor she borrows money from homeless people | | SCN | --The_Jokester Mon March 27, 06 05:00 PM |
| Yo momma is so poor i dropped a cigarette but on the ground and sh started singing clap your hands stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat. | | SCN | --The_Jokester Mon March 27, 06 04:59 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washingtons nose | | SCN | --The_Jokester Mon March 27, 06 04:57 PM |
| yo momma;s so old dat her breast mils turned 2 dust | | SCN | --XOXAALIYAHXOX Fri March 17, 06 08:17 PM |
| yo mamaz so fat she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her chest | | SCN | --aDIVAnamedCIARAH Fri March 17, 06 07:45 AM |
| yo mamaz so dum she shoved 2 batteries up her ass and said i got the power! | | SCN | --aDIVAnamedCIARAH Fri March 17, 06 07:43 AM |
| yo mamas so fat that she used a bed sheet as a sanitary pad | | SCN | --aDIVAnamedCIARAH Wed March 15, 06 08:42 AM |
| yo momz armpits so hairy it look like she got Bob Marley in a headlock | | SCN | --aDIVAnamedCIARAH Wed March 15, 06 08:41 AM |
| yo momz jus like a BigMac- full of fat and only worth a buck | | SCN | --aDIVAnamedCIARAH Wed March 15, 06 08:37 AM |
| Yo momz jus a like a BigMac- full of fat and worth a buck | | SCN | --aDIVAnamedCIARAH Wed March 15, 06 08:36 AM |
| Yo mamas a stupid ho cuz like a gun- shell get one cock and blowwwww | | SCN | --aDIVAnamedCIARAH Wed March 15, 06 08:31 AM |
| Yo Mom. . .Loves You O.o | | SCN | --cxerophim Tue March 7, 06 02:28 PM |
| Yo mamas so stupid she drives a ford. ZING! | | SCN | --_Dukes_ Sat March 4, 06 10:01 PM |
| Your momma goes to college!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Jamessssssssssssssssssss Fri February 10, 06 01:35 PM |
| when your moma sits on a rainbow skittles come out! ha ha ha ha | | SCN | --Guest k man Thu February 9, 06 08:02 PM |
| YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT, SHE HAS HER OWN KEY TO MCDONALDS | | SCN | --TACARA2HOTT Tue February 7, 06 11:08 PM |
| she put a quarter in a parking meter and waitedYo Mommas So Ugly for a gumball to come out. | | SCN | --Grahem Sun February 5, 06 10:26 AM |
| Yo Mommas So stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project. | | SCN | --Grahem Sun February 5, 06 10:25 AM |
| Yo Mommas So stupidwhen she missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 twice instead. | | SCN | --Grahem Sun February 5, 06 10:24 AM |
| Yo Mommas So stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company. | | SCN | --Grahem Sun February 5, 06 10:23 AM |
| Yo Mommas So she made an onion cry. | | SCN | --Grahem Sun February 5, 06 10:20 AM |
| Your mommas so fat she sat on a on a ten dollar bill and got 2 five dollar bills | | SCN | --pantherfever Wed January 25, 06 02:38 PM |
| You momma ao short that we can see her feet in her driver liences | | SCN | --Guest andrew vaughn Mon January 16, 06 02:45 PM |
| Yo mamas so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. | | SCN | --Lil_Angel4030 Sun January 8, 06 09:31 PM |
| Yo mamas so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. | | SCN | --Lil_Angel4030 Sun January 8, 06 09:30 PM |
| Yo mamas so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. | | SCN | --Lil_Angel4030 Sun January 8, 06 09:29 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grociery store and starved to death | | SCN | --Lil_Angel4030 Sun January 8, 06 09:29 PM |
| yo mama head so small she use a bracelet for a headband | | SCN | --Lil_Angel4030 Sun January 8, 06 09:28 PM |
| so fat that when she got on a weighing scale it said:ERROR ERROR | | SCN | --sexy_kaoz23 Tue January 3, 06 04:05 AM |
| UR SO POOR THAT WHEN I WALKED IN UR HOUSE I WALKED OUT!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Wed December 21, 05 05:24 PM |
| UR MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN I SLAPED HER ON HER BACK HER BOOBS FELL OFF | | SCN | --Guest Wed December 21, 05 05:07 PM |
| UR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL SHE SAT NEXT TO EVERYBODY | | SCN | --Guest Wed December 21, 05 05:04 PM |
| Your mommas so fat, that before god said Let there be light he had to tell her to get out of the way. | | SCN | --sweet_lil_girl Thu December 15, 05 02:53 AM |
| yo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed | | SCN | --CaNdie_ApPLe Sat December 3, 05 10:57 PM |
| yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. | | SCN | --CaNdie_ApPLe Sat December 3, 05 10:56 PM |
| yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. | | SCN | --CaNdie_ApPLe Sat December 3, 05 10:54 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car | | SCN | --RemainingMisery Fri December 2, 05 04:04 PM |
| Your momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out | | SCN | --RemainingMisery Fri December 2, 05 04:03 PM |
| your momma so fat she has to use a matress for a maxi pad | | SCN | --RemainingMisery Fri December 2, 05 04:03 PM |
| you momma so stupid she taped a paper to the tv and said im wacthing paperveiw | | SCN | --Guest groudon Tue November 29, 05 09:36 PM |
| yo mommy is sooo old that when she brest feed powder comes out!!! | | SCN | --Guest Devin Thu November 24, 05 12:00 PM |
| your mommas soooo fat her belley button reaches the front door 10 minutes before she does! | | SCN | --Guest sam Thu November 17, 05 09:59 PM |
| your moms so fat when she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out! | | SCN | --Guest dissin master Thu November 17, 05 09:58 PM |
| yo mama so old she took her driver license on a dinosaur! | | SCN | --Guest willy Mon November 14, 05 10:33 PM |
| your momma so fat she used bed sheet as tolite paper | | SCN | --senrita_chick Thu November 10, 05 06:15 PM |
| yo momma so dumb when someone said burn it she burn a tower down | | SCN | --Guest lesliy Mon November 7, 05 06:15 PM |
| Yo Momma so ulgy she looked out the window and was arresed for indecent exposure | | SCN | --SoftKisses69 Sun November 6, 05 11:19 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat she puts mayonaise on her tylenol | | SCN | --XxBleeding_HeartxX Wed November 2, 05 03:50 PM |
| fat she has to get out of the car to change gears | | SCN | --Guest events Wed November 2, 05 01:55 PM |
| YO MOMMAS SO FAT SHE HAS TO USE A BASEBALL BAT TO MASTERBATE | | SCN | --crazydrummer Fri October 28, 05 11:56 AM |
| yo mommas so fat santa claus seen her and was like HO HO WHOLY FUCK. | | SCN | --crazydrummer Fri October 28, 05 11:54 AM |
| yo mommas so dumb she tried to blow up her exs car and burned her lips on the tail pipe. | | SCN | --crazydrummer Fri October 28, 05 11:53 AM |
| yo mommas so damn dumb she got tangled in a cordless phone. | | SCN | --crazydrummer Fri October 28, 05 11:52 AM |
| yo momma is ugly when her bf makes love to her he puts a bag over her head | | SCN | --I_RULE_AMERICA Thu October 27, 05 01:32 PM |
| yo momma stink so bad the soap called the national guards | | SCN | --I_RULE_AMERICA Thu October 27, 05 01:26 PM |
| yo momma is so fat when she ran to the bus the people yeld earth quake! | | SCN | --I_RULE_AMERICA Thu October 27, 05 01:23 PM |
| your mother was a hamster | | SCN | --red_EMO_teddy Mon September 26, 05 03:47 PM |
| UR MAMA IS S STUPID THAT SHE GOT 2 BATTERIES AND SHUVED THEM UP HER ASS AND SAID I GOT THE POWER | | SCN | --deimos Tue September 20, 05 06:07 PM |
| yo momma breath so stank they taxed her to breathe | | SCN | --Guest missc Mon September 12, 05 10:05 PM |
| Yo momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone. | | SCN | --thenextbestthing Mon September 5, 05 09:59 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. | | SCN | --thenextbestthing Mon September 5, 05 09:57 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. | | SCN | --thenextbestthing Mon September 5, 05 09:56 PM |
| Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on the bath water. | | SCN | --thenextbestthing Mon September 5, 05 09:54 PM |
| Yo momma so old when god said let there be light she was there to flick the switch. | | SCN | --thenextbestthing Mon September 5, 05 09:49 PM |
| dirty the soap even ran | | SCN | --devil2007angel Thu September 1, 05 06:09 PM |
| ur moma so fat wen she walks down the sidewalk in tha mornin the kdis yell theres the bus! | | SCN | --x_sunshyne_x Fri August 26, 05 05:41 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat that when she wears high heels she strikes oil! | | SCN | --Artistic_Angel Sat August 20, 05 09:29 AM |
| ur mommas so fat that her belt size is ecuater | | SCN | --Artistic_Angel Sat August 20, 05 09:27 AM |
| Yo momma so fat when the waiter handed her the menu she said yes please! | | SCN | --Lndzeh Fri August 19, 05 10:51 AM |
| Yo mommas so stupid, she put a peephole on a screen-door. | | SCN | --franko_21_411 Sat August 13, 05 03:28 AM |
| Your mommas so fat, she uses a matress for a maxi-pad. | | SCN | --franko_21_411 Sat August 13, 05 03:23 AM |
| mommas so fat she set on a dollar and maked 4quarters | | SCN | --rko_tito Thu August 11, 05 01:33 AM |
| yo mamas so fat she can be in an appliance store and people mistake her for a big screen tv | | SCN | --ccstar305 Wed August 10, 05 10:28 PM |
| yo mama is so fat when God said, Let there be light, He asked her to move. | | SCN | --killertrees Wed August 10, 05 04:21 AM |
| Yo Momma so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss her goodbye! | | SCN | --White_Rose_Dream Wed August 10, 05 01:04 AM |
| yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it sayed to be continued | | SCN | --xJenny09x Mon August 8, 05 10:22 PM |
| yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck | | SCN | --joaquin22 Sun August 7, 05 03:29 AM |
| my mamas cool biatch | | SCN | --bluebunny4eva Fri August 5, 05 08:50 PM |
| Your mamas so dumb she walked into an antique store and said Whats new? | | SCN | --random_name Thu August 4, 05 11:28 PM |
| Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. | | SCN | --XxXskoolgurl01 Wed August 3, 05 08:11 PM |
| Yo momma like a bowling ball: Shes picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. | | SCN | --XxXskoolgurl01 Wed August 3, 05 08:09 PM |
| yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car | | SCN | --mary21 Tue August 2, 05 05:52 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat, that she was arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time she was just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change. | | SCN | --my_corn_needs_butter Sun July 31, 05 09:21 PM |
| yo momma so poor when i went to see her the roaches tripped me and stole my money. | | SCN | --phatbrat16 Sun July 31, 05 06:08 PM |
| your momma is so fat when she wears a yellow coat people go taxi! | | SCN | --djhowty Tue July 26, 05 11:05 PM |
| your momma is so fat that after she and your dad had sex, he rolled over twice and he was still on her | | SCN | --djhowty Tue July 26, 05 11:04 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends | | SCN | --daddyslilgurl69 Sat July 23, 05 12:01 AM |
| Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. | | SCN | --daddyslilgurl69 Fri July 22, 05 11:59 PM |
| Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the tv u missed the 2 hour special | | SCN | --Guest ??? Tue July 19, 05 02:28 PM |
| yo momma is so ugly when the cops came to arrest Micheal Jackson they took her insted | | SCN | --Guest cooljhones Sat July 16, 05 10:02 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat, she asked for a waterbed and they threw a blanket over the atlantic ocean. | | SCN | --propagandamanda Thu July 14, 05 03:45 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat, she asked for a waterbed and they threw a blanket over the atlantic ocean. | | SCN | --propagandamanda Thu July 14, 05 03:43 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat she jumped in the ocean and made a tsunami | | SCN | --k3115648393874655647 Wed July 13, 05 10:18 PM |
| Yo mommas so dumb she got locked in the mattress store, and still slept on the floor | | SCN | --k3115648393874655647 Wed July 13, 05 10:17 PM |
| Yo Mama So Ugly She Makes Micheal Jackson Look Like Brad Pitt. | | SCN | --Luv2flurt13 Wed July 13, 05 05:31 PM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. | | SCN | --Luv2flurt13 Wed July 13, 05 05:28 PM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. | | SCN | --Luv2flurt13 Wed July 13, 05 05:26 PM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, when I went to your house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said crabs! | | SCN | --Luv2flurt13 Wed July 13, 05 05:23 PM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor. | | SCN | --Luv2flurt13 Wed July 13, 05 05:22 PM |
| ur mama so big | | SCN | --Guest kh Wed July 13, 05 12:00 PM |
| Yo mamas so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. | | SCN | --KewlBox Tue July 12, 05 09:49 PM |
| ur momma so fat shes sat on a dollar bill and made change | | SCN | --KewlBox Tue July 12, 05 09:48 PM |
| yo mamas teeth r so yellow, cars slow down when she smile | | SCN | --flopoet_1 Sun July 10, 05 11:21 AM |
| yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and nearly pissed her pants | | SCN | --flopoet_1 Sun July 10, 05 11:17 AM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! | | SCN | --XxXskoolgurl01 Sun July 3, 05 04:37 PM |
| Yo mamas so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men. | | SCN | --XxXskoolgurl01 Sun July 3, 05 04:35 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell | | SCN | --howmanylicks Fri July 1, 05 10:26 AM |
| Yo mamas teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin up gang signs. | | SCN | --blackcherriedot Tue June 28, 05 03:36 AM |
| Yo mamas so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. | | SCN | --blackcherriedot Tue June 28, 05 03:34 AM |
| yo momma so fat she uses the pool for a waterbed!! | | SCN | --mexicana1989 Wed June 22, 05 10:29 PM |
| yo momma so fat her stomach is yo waterbed!!! hahahah!! bitches u know dis funny!! | | SCN | --mexicana1989 Wed June 22, 05 10:28 PM |
| yo mommas so old when she breast fed you- all you got was powder. | | SCN | --pipersmami Wed June 22, 05 06:06 PM |
| ur mommas so dumb thta she try to breast feed even when her milk turned into powder | | SCN | --cuttie9816 Sat June 18, 05 08:04 PM |
| Yo Mommas So ugly that when she got pulled over the police mistook her for a x convict. | | SCN | --HarryPotterF6323 Sat June 18, 05 12:18 AM |
| Yo momma so ugly when she was in labor the doctor asked which end? | | SCN | --Hostile_Insanity Fri June 17, 05 07:20 PM |
| Your mommas like a vaccume. She sucks, she blows, and then gets laid in a closet! | | SCN | --joinmeinthesky Wed June 15, 05 11:48 PM |
| Yo mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch | | SCN | --Death_Angel667 Wed June 15, 05 02:28 AM |
| Y0 M0MMA S0 DUMB WHEN EVERYB0DY SAiD iT WAS CHiLLY 0UTSiDE SHE WENT AND G0T A B0WL | | SCN | --x0_j0sEzwifEy_0x Tue June 14, 05 08:46 PM |
| yo momma so fat she feel in love and broke it | | SCN | --xXBlackCherrieXx Mon June 13, 05 12:24 AM |
| Your mom is like a hockey player she doesnt change her pads for 3 periods | | SCN | --Guest jason13 Thu June 9, 05 01:08 PM |
| Yo mama like a trashcan-shes always getting dumped | | SCN | --Guest Rasul Sun June 5, 05 06:14 PM |
| yo momms so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws. | | SCN | --Lost_Suicidal_Cutter Sat June 4, 05 11:49 AM |
| Yo mommas so ugly, when she was born her mom goes ooh what a tresure and he dad siad yeah lets go bury it! | | SCN | --Lost_Suicidal_Cutter Sat June 4, 05 11:47 AM |
| yo momma so old she tried to act her age and died | | SCN | --Lost_Suicidal_Cutter Sat June 4, 05 11:44 AM |
| Yo Mommas So stupid that she gave birth to you | | SCN | --LadyBloodshed Sat June 4, 05 05:05 AM |
| Yo Mommas so stupid that when you asked cherries or bananas? she said we aint got neither | | SCN | --tim_barclay_class2005 Fri June 3, 05 04:50 PM |
| yo mama stinks so bad a trash can full of trash smells better then her | | SCN | --crazybutchy Fri June 3, 05 03:05 PM |
| yo mommas so poor when i sat on a penny she screamed GET OFF MY PAYCHECK, | | SCN | --Guest Razorbak80 Mon May 30, 05 06:20 PM |
| Yo momma so bald she makes Mr. Clean look like a gorilla | | SCN | --Guest Corey Mon May 30, 05 06:13 PM |
| Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! | | SCN | --hottiegurl4u Tue May 24, 05 07:29 PM |
| yo momma is so poor she runs after the garbage man with a grocery list | | SCN | --1mncutie Mon May 23, 05 10:38 AM |
| Yo mommas so poor i asked her what that cigarette bud was doing in the room and said replied with its the family heater | | SCN | --Jimmy_James Sat May 21, 05 04:46 AM |
| Yo mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said A B C D E F G get yo fat ass off of me | | SCN | --Guest Guesswho? Mon May 16, 05 06:09 PM |
| ya mumma so fat, the whale rescue team couldnt get her bak in da ocean | | SCN | --hot_guy_frm_aus86 Sun May 15, 05 08:48 AM |
| ya mumma so fat, the whale rescue team couldnt get her bak in da ocean | | SCN | --hot_guy_frm_aus86 Sun May 15, 05 08:48 AM |
| yo mama so fat when she go to a restaurant she dont get a menu she get an estimate | | SCN | --oh_s0_priceless Sat May 14, 05 10:45 PM |
| yo momma is so fat she can lay down and stand up and still be the same height | | SCN | --HisRoyalIceness Fri April 29, 05 12:21 PM |
| ur mamas so fat when she tried to weigh herself on the sclae it said to be continued | | SCN | --Guest so swt gurl Thu April 28, 05 11:32 PM |
| ur mamas so fat when she tried to weigh herself on the sclae it said to be continued | | SCN | --Guest so swt gurl Thu April 28, 05 11:32 PM |
| ur mamas so fat when she tried to weigh herself on the sclae it said to be continued | | SCN | --Guest so swt gurl Thu April 28, 05 11:32 PM |
| ur mamas so fat the only thing stoping her from going to jenny craig is a door | | SCN | --Guest so swt gurl Thu April 28, 05 11:28 PM |
| yo mamas breath is so bad that every body looks forward to her farts | | SCN | --Guest Gothik 333 Wed April 27, 05 05:42 PM |
| Yo mammas so fat and stupid that when she murdered ur dad, she didnt know what to do with the body so she ate him and was still hungry and forgot to clean up the blood on the floor cause she was too busy looking for a very big twinki!!!! | | SCN | --devilchick_69 Tue April 26, 05 10:44 PM |
| Yo Momma is so ugly she makes the uglies go ahhh...! | | SCN | --lukkieight Fri April 22, 05 10:42 PM |
| yo mama theeth are so yellow she made the sun go out of bussines | | SCN | --SnakEater Tue April 19, 05 07:08 AM |
| yo mama so old her breast milk is powdered | | SCN | --ci_ci Mon April 18, 05 11:01 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Yo mama so stupid she as Sun April 17, 05 01:45 PM |
| your mamma is so stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and starved! | | SCN | --Guest you suck!!!!!!!! Fri April 15, 05 06:43 PM |
| im | | SCN | --Guest elmo Fri April 15, 05 06:35 PM |
| Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife! | | SCN | --Blonde_The_Babe18 Thu April 14, 05 09:50 AM |
| Yo Mommas So stupid, shes thinks the breaststroke is foreplay. | | SCN | --numby Wed April 13, 05 11:15 PM |
| Yo momma so poor that when you asked whats for dinner, she opened up her legs and said FISH | | SCN | --PoeticallyJustified Tue April 12, 05 01:08 AM |
| Yo Mammas so gay she thinks she has a dick and says she wishes she was a gurl | | SCN | --Nirvana_rocks_my_socks Mon April 11, 05 05:22 AM |
| your mamma is so fat that when she step on the scaled it sayed..........to be continued | | SCN | --xx2seexx Fri April 8, 05 03:50 PM |
| your mommas so harry when you were born you got rug burn | | SCN | --Guest kenny stevens Fri April 8, 05 02:29 PM |
| Yo moma so dumb, that when you told her to eat her vegtibles she ate Terri Schiavo | | SCN | --sixgeesinsim Thu April 7, 05 04:08 PM |
| yo mommas sooooooooooooooooooooooo fat her stomach has different time zones | | SCN | --Inurshadow Sun April 3, 05 04:59 AM |
| Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet. | | SCN | --courtnay917 Mon March 28, 05 07:30 PM |
| Your mama is like a Bowling Ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more. | | SCN | --courtnay917 Mon March 28, 05 07:29 PM |
| yo mama so dumb she made a 20 on the s.a.t. | | SCN | --bianca123 Sat March 26, 05 02:21 PM |
| What does yo mamma and the Greenbay Packers have in Common? Give them a good quaterback and youll score every time. | | SCN | --kyra1134 Fri March 25, 05 04:10 AM |
| Yo momma so stupid that she went to the mirror and said Whos that ugly chick? | | SCN | --NocheRosa Wed March 23, 05 07:12 PM |
| yo momma so old when some one pokes her nipple dust come out | | SCN | --thebomb8573 Wed March 23, 05 06:12 PM |
| yo mommas so dumb it takes her three hours to watch 60 minutes | | SCN | --thebomb8573 Wed March 23, 05 06:07 PM |
| yo momma so fat i rolled over three times and still was on top of her | | SCN | --thebomb8573 Wed March 23, 05 06:06 PM |
| ur mom so ugly that she had to sneak up on a mirror so that it wouldnt break | | SCN | --Guest Jon Tue March 22, 05 08:19 PM |
| Yo Mommas so stupid she got knocked over my a parked car | | SCN | --btvs4232 Sun March 20, 05 11:07 AM |
| ur mama so fat the last tym she saw 90210 was on the scale | | SCN | --ByTch Sun March 20, 05 05:03 AM |
| your mom is likr a shotgun two cocks and she blows | | SCN | --Guest crackedup92 Fri March 18, 05 08:55 PM |
| Ur mommas so dark the cops pulled her over for tinted windows | | SCN | --lexie_201 Fri March 18, 05 09:26 AM |
| Yo Momma so fat, when she wanted ice cream, she had to scoop it up wit her pinky because nothing else would fit. | | SCN | --Kaytie822 Thu March 17, 05 07:16 PM |
| yo mama is so stupid she fell off the curb in2 a puddle of water and drowned! | | SCN | --ivygreeneyez Wed March 16, 05 02:26 PM |
| ur mom is so ugly when she cries her tears go to the back of her head coz they r to scared of her face! | | SCN | --ivygreeneyez Wed March 16, 05 02:19 PM |
| ur mom is so fat she got hit by a park car and said hi stop pushen | | SCN | --ivygreeneyez Wed March 16, 05 02:13 PM |
| Yo Mommas So Fat....She sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out | | SCN | --kandikanesweetheart Sun March 13, 05 05:37 PM |
| yo mamas so fat that when she sees a buss she yells, stop that twinkie | | SCN | --im_not_okay13 Sat March 12, 05 06:29 PM |
| your mom goes to college!!! ( i know....lame...lol) | | SCN | --cabbage2689 Fri March 11, 05 06:32 PM |
| Your mamas so fat, that whenever shes in bed with her boyfriend he tried to roll over and he was still on her 3 rolls later. | | SCN | --LyndsieA08 Thu March 10, 05 03:24 PM |
| your momma is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYONE! | | SCN | --jiro Wed March 9, 05 10:10 AM |
| ur mama so stupid she puts a piece a papaer on the tv and sayai got paper view!!!! | | SCN | --Guest joe55 Sun March 6, 05 05:48 PM |
| yr mama so fat she got on a monster truck and made it a low rider! | | SCN | --Guest nena69 Sun March 6, 05 04:32 PM |
| yr mama so stupid she jumped in the air and got stuck!! | | SCN | --Guest nena69 Sun March 6, 05 04:31 PM |
| yr momma so poor she put a piece of paper on lay away | | SCN | --Guest nena69 Sun March 6, 05 04:27 PM |
| yr mama so ugly i saw her on the corner selling herself fora PENNY and no one would take her. | | SCN | --Guest nena69 Sun March 6, 05 04:24 PM |
| Yo momas like a nickel, she aint worth a dime. | | SCN | --soccer_playa_stud Sat March 5, 05 06:02 PM |
| Yo Mommas so nasty she sucked her daddys dick! | | SCN | --Brittney_16 Wed March 2, 05 09:47 PM |
| Yo Mommas So Dam poor that she had to put a candy bar on lay-away | | SCN | --Guest Yo Momma's So Poor Wed March 2, 05 06:07 PM |
| ur mama is so stupid that when she saw a yellow bus she ran after it saying twinke!! | | SCN | --softball_heart_14 Tue March 1, 05 09:56 PM |
| yo mama so dumb she paid for the free samples at the grocery store. | | SCN | --hugs_n_kisses_4U Tue March 1, 05 02:50 PM |
| yo mommas so fat she has to live outside or the house would rip! | | SCN | --dragon_babe9000 Sat February 26, 05 06:42 PM |
| yo mommas so fat when she gets on the scale it says, To be continued. | | SCN | --shootalobster Fri February 25, 05 03:47 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. | | SCN | --misbehavin_16 Wed February 23, 05 10:31 AM |
| yo mommas so dumb when the police asked if she had crack on her she mooned them | | SCN | --little_brunette_girl Tue February 22, 05 11:35 AM |
| Yo Momma So fat, she fell outta Earth because gravity couldnt hold her. | | SCN | --skp6415 Mon February 21, 05 01:22 PM |
| heyy i was watchin tha dicovery channel last night and i heard nasa was sendin a shuttle ta Xplore tha surface of ya muthas FAT ASS! :-* | | SCN | --Guest ToKiN_BaBe420 Sun February 20, 05 08:45 PM |
| ya muthaz so nasty even a crack addicted hatian immigrant wouldnt touch her :-O | | SCN | --Guest ToKiN_GuRl420 Sun February 20, 05 08:43 PM |
| wyo mamma is so poor she tried to use a coupon on koolaid and when that didnt work she asked if they took food stamps | | SCN | --DBO_16_05 Sat February 19, 05 12:29 PM |
| whats the difference between yo mamma and a nightmare? you can wake up from the nightmare! | | SCN | --those_with_wings Fri February 18, 05 08:15 PM |
| yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch | | SCN | --matt987 Tue February 15, 05 08:24 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat when she got on the scale it said tilt | | SCN | --SQHacker Sat February 12, 05 12:23 AM |
| yo mamas so fat, when i whipped otu my dick she said hey i want a hotdog!! | | SCN | --Guest diablo2ismygame Wed February 9, 05 10:11 PM |
| your mamma so ugly you daddy met her a the pound | | SCN | --sexy_mindy Thu February 3, 05 02:16 PM |
| your mamma so fat after we had sex i rolled over twice and i was still on the bitch | | SCN | --sexy_mindy Thu February 3, 05 02:12 PM |
| yo mamas so rank a skunk sniffed her and fainted from the smell | | SCN | --tomoyan Wed February 2, 05 04:16 PM |
| Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope. | | SCN | --migirl4321 Mon January 31, 05 09:33 PM |
| yo mama is so fat her car is made of spandex! | | SCN | --danni14 Mon January 31, 05 02:00 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone. | | SCN | --ABoringUsername Sat January 29, 05 06:15 AM |
| yo mamas so chestless,she was um....um....welll..um uuuhhhhh well,its like ahhhhhh its aliklika um well got to go! | | SCN | --Guest sara-kate bfbs -(big-fuc Thu January 27, 05 07:36 PM |
| yo mommas so fat that she farted out brownies. | | SCN | --x___electricbride Sun January 23, 05 03:17 PM |
| your mommas so fat, when she jumped, she got stuck in the air. | | SCN | --XxHurt_SoulxX Sun January 23, 05 10:50 AM |
| Yo Mommas So fucking stupid, she shit herself while trying to shit in the toilet on the telly! | | SCN | --donnyboy579 Sun January 23, 05 02:20 AM |
| Yo mammas so dumb she went to a bar with a sign in the window sayin 18 and older so she came back with 17 of her friends | | SCN | --southern_rebel101 Fri January 21, 05 05:36 PM |
| Yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention. | | SCN | --cruise187 Sun January 16, 05 11:06 PM |
| your mamas so fat, she took 2 steps, started sweating and created the Atlantic ocean | | SCN | --antiheroreserected Wed January 12, 05 10:35 AM |
| yo mama so fat when she waers heels she strikes oil | | SCN | --xXBlackCherrieXx Tue January 11, 05 06:37 PM |
| ya mama is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery | | SCN | --dasmiley1 Sun January 9, 05 04:13 PM |
| Yo Mommas So fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles | | SCN | --rockngurlie64 Fri January 7, 05 02:45 PM |
| your mommas so nasty she made speed stick slow down | | SCN | --Guest EvilGerbil05@aim.com Wed January 5, 05 11:58 AM |
| Ur mommas so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved. | | SCN | --alaskancutie143 Mon January 3, 05 11:59 PM |
| your mama so fat when she was in school she sat next to EVERYBODY! | | SCN | --han_banana Sun January 2, 05 10:40 AM |
| yo mommas so fat she could roll instead of walking. | | SCN | --mi_purple_munkey Sat January 1, 05 08:30 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat, you cant tell if she is coming or going... | | SCN | --mi_purple_munkey Sat January 1, 05 08:28 PM |
| yo mamas so stupid she dialed 911 for a lift to the ice cream parlor | | SCN | --funkychick_y Wed December 29, 04 01:04 AM |
| yo mamas so stupid she dialed 911 for a lift to the ice cream parlor | | SCN | --funkychick_y Wed December 29, 04 01:04 AM |
| Your mamas just like a shoe... people put on a sock and slip right in! | | SCN | --KsCatty Sun December 26, 04 11:52 PM |
| yo momma so fat that when she went to the beach everyoen yelled HEY! Whered the sun go? | | SCN | --kurmet167 Sat December 25, 04 08:58 PM |
| Tell yo mama 2 stop wearing too many coloured lipstik coz ma dadz gettin a rainbow on hi dick. | | SCN | --Balla3Babe Wed December 22, 04 12:52 PM |
| what ur mommas right leg say to her left? who knows..they never met | | SCN | --l0st_l0n3ly Wed December 22, 04 04:41 AM |
| yo mommas so ugly after she was born her mom said what a treasure! and her dad said yes lets go bury it | | SCN | --fast_fifty Tue December 21, 04 11:20 PM |
| yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for halloween | | SCN | --fast_fifty Tue December 21, 04 11:18 PM |
| yo mommas so poor i walked through the front door and i was already in the back yard | | SCN | --fast_fifty Tue December 21, 04 11:16 PM |
| yo mommas so poor i walked in her house and stepped on a ciggerette and she said who turned out the lights? | | SCN | --fast_fifty Tue December 21, 04 11:09 PM |
| your mom is so dumb she bought a glass door with a peep hole, so she can see whos knockin | | SCN | --boricua_queen215 Tue December 21, 04 02:10 PM |
| Your momma so stupid that she thought the R & B group Boys & Men was a daycare. | | SCN | --LILPINKDEVIL Thu December 16, 04 02:49 PM |
| Yo mommas so ugly that when she looked at herself in the mirror she screamed in horror and fainted | | SCN | --warriorbard Tue December 14, 04 04:41 PM |
| You moma so skinny, she can hoola hoop a cheerio | | SCN | --sweet_angel_kisses Sat December 11, 04 07:19 PM |
| yo momma so fat, NASA sent a satellite to orbit her | | SCN | --i_am_untouchable Wed December 1, 04 09:43 PM |
| yo mama so ugly when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on. | | SCN | --b-ver Sat November 27, 04 07:40 PM |
| yo mama so old she waited tables at the last supper | | SCN | --b-ver Sat November 27, 04 07:39 PM |
| yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said Expired | | SCN | --b-ver Sat November 27, 04 07:38 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest 101-king Tue November 23, 04 04:26 PM |
| yo mommas so stupid, your sister had a kid and she didnt know if it was a girl or a boy and told you she didnt know if you were an aunt or an uncle. | | SCN | --i_am_me_let_me_be Mon November 22, 04 07:40 PM |
| yo bobaeh, you so stupid and funny that yuar booooooooring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Sat November 20, 04 11:58 PM |
| yo mommas so stupid, she locks herself in the car and calls the fire department fa help | | SCN | --Guest winnotfunny Sat November 20, 04 11:54 PM |
| Yoa mama sooooo fat, her car is made out of spandex | | SCN | --Guest winnotfunny Sat November 20, 04 11:51 PM |
| you guys think you all that making momma jokes but if it come down to it you can not bust a grope in a fruit fight but i have one momma joke for you yo momma is so fat when she took a stap she fell tough the earth!!! were is she now! seat falling | | SCN | --Guest bobaeh Sat November 20, 04 03:03 AM |
| yo momma sooooo black she has to put on white gloves to eat a tootsie roll in case she might eat her FINGERS! | | SCN | --pixie_goddess12 Wed November 17, 04 06:15 PM |
| yo mamas like a shotgun 2 cocks and she ready to blow | | SCN | --Guest steven Tue November 16, 04 09:45 PM |
| BITCH! GET A LIFE! U ANT GOT NO F****NG JOB, CAR AND WORST, uSUCK C**K! SEE YA SUCK_____ER! | | SCN | --Guest oSAmAdElA*F-ER* Mon November 15, 04 09:51 PM |
| yo mama so ugly when she gets fucked they put a bag over her face | | SCN | --_BrAd_ Mon November 15, 04 01:09 PM |
| your moma is so ugly she made a blind kid cry!! | | SCN | --nemo804 Mon November 15, 04 12:40 AM |
| Yo mamas so stupid, she saw a sign that said WET FLOOR so she did. | | SCN | --artsymodel Fri November 12, 04 11:07 PM |
| Fuck that | | SCN | --Guest marie Fri November 12, 04 02:05 PM |
| Yo mommas so dumb she could talk about certain things infront of her own grown-up children | | SCN | --sexybabygurl4eva Fri November 12, 04 10:48 AM |
| Your mamas so fat that when she went on a boat and fell off, the whales started singing We Are Family! | | SCN | --lips2kiss Sun November 7, 04 07:11 AM |
| Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. | | SCN | --baby_thing254 Tue November 2, 04 11:28 AM |
| Yo Mammas like a police station. Dicks come in and out everyday. | | SCN | --Crazee_Freek13 Wed October 20, 04 10:47 PM |
| Your mommas so stupid because you are reading this stupid webpage. | | SCN | --Guest You Dumbass Mon October 18, 04 06:46 PM |
| your moma is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat!!!! | | SCN | --valerieeee Fri October 15, 04 12:52 PM |
| yo mama like door knob everyone gets a turn | | SCN | --Tony_Bologna Wed October 13, 04 06:08 PM |
| yo mama is like a bowling ball everyone can get the fingers inside | | SCN | --Tony_Bologna Wed October 13, 04 06:07 PM |
| Your mom is so fat she thought her finger was a bean burito | | SCN | --Guest fatass Fri October 8, 04 04:49 PM |
| your momma is so fatwhen she cried she drownd the hole earth | | SCN | --Guest fatass Thu October 7, 04 05:07 PM |
| your momma is so fatwhen she cried she drownd the hole earth | | SCN | --Guest fatass Thu October 7, 04 05:07 PM |
| your momma is so fatwhen she cried she drownd the hole earth | | SCN | --Guest fatass Thu October 7, 04 05:06 PM |
| yo mom is so fat when she jumed in the sea it flooded the earth!!!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Amandais Thu October 7, 04 05:06 PM |
| My friend is so fattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when I popt his ass he went up like a hotairbollon | | SCN | --Guest krystal the lesbo34 (PS Thu October 7, 04 05:04 PM |
| Your mommas so fat when she sang everyone died | | SCN | --Guest fatass Thu October 7, 04 05:00 PM |
| your mom is so fat when she farted in the ocean she made hurrcane Andew | | SCN | --Guest destruction6 Thu October 7, 04 04:58 PM |
| your mom is so gay she is gay | | SCN | --Guest weiler5 Thu October 7, 04 04:54 PM |
| your mama is so fat that when she went to in and out burgers she went in but she never came back | | SCN | --chick_lover82 Thu October 7, 04 04:35 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it! | | SCN | --hotchik97 Mon October 4, 04 10:27 PM |
| yo mama is so fat when she was standing people was like go around the wall yall | | SCN | --tye123 Sun October 3, 04 01:52 PM |
| your mama so black when she step on the ground the ground get dirty | | SCN | --tharealesthotmama Sat October 2, 04 10:33 PM |
| teeth are so yellow that they put the sun out of buisness | | SCN | --Guest EMILE HESKEY Sat October 2, 04 03:48 PM |
| poor that when a boy said hey heres a penny your mom jumped out and said get out of my savings account | | SCN | --Guest Bob Thu September 30, 04 03:14 PM |
| fat that when she stepped on a scale it read a phone number | | SCN | --Guest Brandon Thu September 30, 04 03:12 PM |
| your mamas so fat that when she was walking along the freeway i had to swerve around her and ran outta pertol | | SCN | --surfie_gurl Sun September 26, 04 02:11 AM |
| Yo mommas soooo huge that it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side! | | SCN | --Vampire_Fox Thu September 23, 04 09:40 PM |
| yo mommas so fat you cant tell where her ass ends and her legs begin | | SCN | --markis89 Wed September 22, 04 09:30 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles started pourin out! | | SCN | --jambuggie Sun September 19, 04 07:16 PM |
| your momma so ugly she had to trick or treat on the phone | | SCN | --Guest LEAHJONES Thu September 16, 04 08:25 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the Whales Song We are family, Mama and I oh yea! | | SCN | --bossman131989 Wed September 15, 04 09:25 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat when she wore a yellow jacket, the kids said Thats not our bus | | SCN | --kermitthedog Wed September 15, 04 12:08 AM |
| your mommass so dumb she got ran over by a parked car | | SCN | --Guest missbrightside Tue September 14, 04 03:55 PM |
| Your mom is so nasty she keeps ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh..... | | SCN | --Guest Sam Giniss Thu September 9, 04 07:27 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles fell out | | SCN | --xamyloux Wed September 8, 04 05:04 PM |
| your momma so slutty she can suck start a harley | | SCN | --summer_moon Tue September 7, 04 12:39 AM |
| yO mOmma sO dumB whEn thEy sAid it was cHilli OutsidE shE wEnt anD gOt a bOwl. | | SCN | --sOo_sWeEt Mon August 30, 04 07:53 PM |
| your momas so dumb she sa on the tv and watched the couch | | SCN | --Guest shove_it2times Tue August 24, 04 05:42 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest impala Mon August 23, 04 08:42 PM |
| yo momma is like a brick...she gets laid by mexicans | | SCN | --Guest hockeystud8769 Fri August 20, 04 08:04 PM |
| ya momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car. | | SCN | --Guest carly Sun August 15, 04 06:19 PM |
| yo mamma so fat, when the waiter gave her the menu she looked at it and said okay | | SCN | --sportygal57 Sat August 14, 04 02:49 PM |
| ur mamas so short that she did a suicide jump off a kirb! | | SCN | --Guest daynie Wed August 11, 04 01:59 PM |
| mdpais shit yo know the truth my mom so stupid she gave birth to me lmao | | SCN | --mandyishome Tue August 10, 04 07:22 PM |
| Im a girl just joining the game yo this shit is funny lol | | SCN | --mandyishome Tue August 10, 04 07:18 PM |
| Yo the box you been missing is the box your mom stood on sucking my dick | | SCN | --mandyishome Tue August 10, 04 07:15 PM |
| shit ill rape your mom lol | | SCN | --mandyishome Tue August 10, 04 07:10 PM |
| Yo mama so fat when I mounted her last night I burnt my ass on the light bulb | | SCN | --mandyishome Sun August 8, 04 12:26 AM |
| yo mama so fat.. they giv her a limit at old country buffet. | | SCN | --shadow__man Sat August 7, 04 06:22 PM |
| yo mom so horny she call 75 donkeys to fuck her up. | | SCN | --Guest AK47 Sat August 7, 04 04:48 PM |
| yo mama is so ugly.....she scared a gorilla | | SCN | --sexii_jackie319 Fri August 6, 04 03:12 PM |
| your mamas pussy is so bad it had a sign that says may cause drowsiness and irritation | | SCN | --poetrykid86 Wed August 4, 04 11:30 PM |
| ur mommas so fat wheni sliced a hole in her leg and gravy started to pour out! | | SCN | --Guest lil_miss_kutcher Tue August 3, 04 05:13 PM |
| Yo mamma so nasty farting is her career | | SCN | --King_master Mon August 2, 04 12:50 PM |
| yo mommas so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death | | SCN | --bree16 Fri July 30, 04 06:47 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat, she had to buy 100 sheets of sand paper for her afleats foot. | | SCN | --King_master Fri July 30, 04 01:17 AM |
| yo mama been around so much her pussy says seven11 open 24 seven | | SCN | --anrbabygirl Thu July 29, 04 03:41 PM |
| Yo momma so ugly she wanted to be a jack-o-lantern for halloween but she didnt have enough teeth | | SCN | --pranksterpryncezz Tue July 27, 04 07:07 PM |
| ur momma is so tiny that she had sex with my lil sisters ken doll | | SCN | --sweetlilkitty Mon July 26, 04 10:57 PM |
| yo mommas so fat she has her own bakery | | SCN | --gorlon Mon July 26, 04 07:32 PM |
| yo momma so fat she clogged up a black hole | | SCN | --FlameGoddess22 Tue July 20, 04 10:53 AM |
| Yo mommas so fat she filled the tub Then turned on the water | | SCN | --sexypinkshadows Tue July 20, 04 09:10 AM |
| Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock | | SCN | --sexyprincess08 Sun July 18, 04 03:04 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and cant remember her birthday. | | SCN | --sexyprincess08 Sun July 18, 04 03:03 PM |
| Yo mama so flat shes jealous of a book! | | SCN | --sexyprincess08 Sun July 18, 04 03:02 PM |
| Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her | | SCN | --sexyprincess08 Sun July 18, 04 03:00 PM |
| Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! | | SCN | --sexyprincess08 Sun July 18, 04 02:59 PM |
| Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! | | SCN | --sexyprincess08 Sun July 18, 04 02:59 PM |
| yo mommas like a door knob every1 gets a turn | | SCN | --Guest marcus brown Sat July 17, 04 06:25 PM |
| yo mommas just like a gun,one cock and shes ready to blow | | SCN | --Guest marcus brown Sat July 17, 04 06:08 PM |
| yo mommas so stupid someone told her it was chili outside and she went and got a bowl | | SCN | --Guest marcus brown Sat July 17, 04 06:06 PM |
| You momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World - Left so she went home. | | SCN | --anelrahc Fri July 16, 04 01:52 AM |
| yo mammas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck | | SCN | --babyb001016 Thu July 15, 04 11:40 PM |
| Your mamas so disgusting she put on a black dress and the cockroaches started singing we are family. | | SCN | --Gigglesgirl Fri July 9, 04 08:53 PM |
| yo mamas so stupid she exercised when she couldve gotten lypo! -white chicks | | SCN | --kmartbabe Wed July 7, 04 10:20 PM |
| yo mommas so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to herself. | | SCN | --peaches_2001_99 Wed July 7, 04 08:59 PM |
| Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!! | | SCN | --strawberrybounce Wed July 7, 04 03:36 PM |
| yo momma so fat she had to turn round 5times in a bath tube to get her whole body wet... | | SCN | --jaygee19 Sun July 4, 04 09:08 AM |
| yo momma`s so stupid she starved to death after being locked in a bakery! | | SCN | --oOracerboyOo Sat July 3, 04 11:38 AM |
| Y moma soo fat ur car wont let her get in!!!! | | SCN | --blah_to_u_all Sat July 3, 04 03:57 AM |
| yo momma is like a railroad; she gets laid all over the country | | SCN | --sllscooby Tue June 29, 04 12:16 AM |
| yo momma so fat we had to take her to sea world to get baptized | | SCN | --sllscooby Tue June 29, 04 12:12 AM |
| yo mamma so dum that when i told her it was chilly outside she ran inside to get a bowl | | SCN | --DatThuroChick Sun June 27, 04 02:18 AM |
| You mommas so ugly that the neighbors broke in just to close the curtains | | SCN | --musicaddict Sat June 26, 04 04:00 PM |
| yo mama so fat, if she was one of the three little pigs, she would say not by the hair of my 26 chins! | | SCN | --bloodredrose42 Sat June 26, 04 12:04 AM |
| Yo mamas hair is so short she rolls it wit rice! | | SCN | --lil_brat66 Fri June 25, 04 02:25 AM |
| Yo momma is so nasty she put a sign between her legs that said all you can eat crabs. | | SCN | --bluespark Wed June 23, 04 11:09 AM |
| yo mommas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing We are family | | SCN | --baby_gurl200718 Tue June 22, 04 06:26 PM |
| yo mamma so ugly that when she looked in the mirrow her reflection ran away | | SCN | --Guest justin01 Sat June 19, 04 07:43 PM |
| your momma so dumb somebody its chilling outside she want got a bowl | | SCN | --tf15 Sun June 13, 04 01:23 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat, she needs hula hoops to keep her socks up | | SCN | --schnikki Thu June 10, 04 03:59 AM |
| yo momma so big she uses a vcr for a beeper | | SCN | --dark_pyro Sun June 6, 04 05:25 PM |
| yo momma so stank when she jump in the ocean all the fish jump out | | SCN | --dark_pyro Sun June 6, 04 05:24 PM |
| yo momma so stupid she thought masterbation was a karate teacher | | SCN | --dark_pyro Sun June 6, 04 05:22 PM |
| yo momma so stupid she thought masterbation was a karate teacher | | SCN | --dark_pyro Sun June 6, 04 05:22 PM |
| yo mama so black she stood between two buildings and it became an ally | | SCN | --Guest richie Sat June 5, 04 10:04 PM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus. | | SCN | --kiwigirl010 Sat June 5, 04 12:30 PM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. | | SCN | --kiwigirl010 Sat June 5, 04 12:29 PM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts. | | SCN | --shadowed_soul Fri June 4, 04 04:22 AM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. | | SCN | --shadowed_soul Fri June 4, 04 04:21 AM |
| Yo mamas so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. | | SCN | --shadowed_soul Fri June 4, 04 04:20 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest yo mommas so dumb she ot Thu June 3, 04 10:01 PM |
| ur mommas so fat i ran out of gas tryin to drive around her | | SCN | --Guest ur mom Thu June 3, 04 06:25 PM |
| ur mammas so fat she stepped on my cats tail and now i call him beaver! | | SCN | --Guest ur momma again Thu June 3, 04 06:24 PM |
| ur momma so fat that even the equator dont fit her. | | SCN | --Guest the biggest BITCH u eva Thu June 3, 04 05:06 PM |
| yo mamma so fat that even her car says WIDE LOAD | | SCN | --desertgemini91 Wed June 2, 04 02:44 AM |
| yo mamma so fat that even her car says WIDE LOAD | | SCN | --desertgemini91 Wed June 2, 04 02:42 AM |
| yo mommas so dumb, i handed her a hot dog and she put it between the wrong lips | | SCN | --celticx Mon May 31, 04 06:10 PM |
| slut | | SCN | --Guest yo momma Tue May 25, 04 01:53 PM |
| your mamma is so fat that she whent outside in a red shirt and everyone yelled coolaid coolaid | | SCN | --Guest stephanie Thu May 20, 04 06:40 PM |
| yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it screamed get the fuck off me!!!! | | SCN | --islandangel13 Wed May 19, 04 02:24 PM |
| yo mama so ugly her lipstick crawls back down the tube | | SCN | --hazlc Wed May 19, 04 07:54 AM |
| yo mama so stupid she think putting heads together is a meeting of the minds | | SCN | --hazlc Wed May 19, 04 07:54 AM |
| go to hell i hate momma jokes cuz u neva kno when ur momma is gonna leave ur sorry ass | | SCN | --littleangel4 Mon May 17, 04 02:39 PM |
| Yo momma SO fat she she cant go to the movies no more cause they dont have enough seats for her to take up in the whole building! | | SCN | --islandangel13 Mon May 17, 04 02:39 PM |
| Yo mamas so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. | | SCN | --Vengeful_Angel Fri May 14, 04 02:35 AM |
| yr momma so fat, that when shes having sex she has to make sure she dont swallow her partner | | SCN | --Evil_Dragon_Girl55 Fri May 7, 04 09:22 PM |
| your moma so stupid she faild pre school becuse she couldent scribel in the lines | | SCN | --Guest Anthony Fri May 7, 04 12:00 AM |
| yo moma like a 7eleven she open late and 75 cents for a slupe | | SCN | --Guest edagr Sun May 2, 04 06:39 PM |
| ur mommas so fat when she asked for a water bed they had to toss a blanket over the atlantic ocean | | SCN | --rappamasta15 Wed April 28, 04 10:14 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat, that when God said, Let there be light, he was tellin ur momma to get her fat ass outta the way! | | SCN | --ICgothicMonkeys Mon April 26, 04 11:48 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat, when she looked out the window, she got a ticket for mooning. | | SCN | --ICgothicMonkeys Mon April 26, 04 11:42 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat when she walks out in public wearing yellow people yell Taxi! | | SCN | --ashcole420 Sun April 25, 04 08:33 PM |
| Your mama is so fat that when she fell,she fell into satans lap. | | SCN | --crazyteen1 Mon April 19, 04 04:14 PM |
| yo mama so dum she f***ed herself and called herself a hooker | | SCN | --HellsWhippingBoy666 Sat April 17, 04 05:55 PM |
| kidoo, viae rftyu hhhmjb jhgvjbklmnj kjgvkjffkgjj ijgkjjgfjgfbkijf mjfvkjvjvddfjfm irjgjfdjkkjvbfkgidfv vjdkfkjvfm vkdfkjkbv,,bvcmkcdffldbgkbmcxz | | SCN | --Guest uio Tue April 13, 04 07:21 PM |
| fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck. | | SCN | --expertskier87 Sat April 10, 04 10:21 PM |
| fat that her blood type is rocky road | | SCN | --Guest kirby Sat April 10, 04 09:51 PM |
| fat she lifted up her rolls and a car fell out! | | SCN | --Guest joe908 Fri April 9, 04 04:30 AM |
| fat she doesnt have lint in her belly she has sweaters | | SCN | --Guest joe908 Fri April 9, 04 04:30 AM |
| poor she had a milkshake on lay-by at McDonalds | | SCN | --Guest joe908 Fri April 9, 04 04:25 AM |
| fat went she got hit by a car she said who threw that rock | | SCN | --Guest joe908 Fri April 9, 04 04:24 AM |
| fat she got baptised at sea world | | SCN | --Guest joe908 Fri April 9, 04 04:19 AM |
| dumb she got hit by a parked car!! | | SCN | --Guest bob Thu April 8, 04 11:40 AM |
| yo mamma so stupid she triped ova a cordless phone | | SCN | --joshgrl4 Wed April 7, 04 11:48 PM |
| yo mamma so dumb on her job application she put Hooked on Phonics under education | | SCN | --joshgrl4 Wed April 7, 04 11:47 PM |
| you momma is so old shes turning in to doctor hide | | SCN | --perfect_angle Sun April 4, 04 05:39 PM |
| yo mamma so stupid that she is stupid and fat and other people call her fat dumb ass!!! | | SCN | --Guest woo hoo Sun April 4, 04 04:01 PM |
| fat, that shes..............................fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 | | SCN | --Guest Flyin'Hawaiian Thu April 1, 04 02:03 PM |
| Oh yeah, well your mom | | SCN | --Guest Flyin'Hawaiian Thu April 1, 04 02:00 PM |
| ya mama so stupit she went to the store and at the cah register it said take a penny leave a penny so she picked it up and put it back in | | SCN | --JRock05 Wed March 31, 04 10:15 AM |
| Yo momma so dirtty she got in the bathtub and made gumbowl juice | | SCN | --Guest DEE Tue March 30, 04 09:52 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. | | SCN | --xx-kate-xx Tue March 30, 04 01:08 PM |
| yo mamas so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell down | | SCN | --LA_GANGSTABOO Mon March 29, 04 11:40 PM |
| Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy | | SCN | --DaSeXyRiCaN Mon March 29, 04 04:49 PM |
| Roses are red, violets are grey, Im sorry to say but yo mammas gay. | | SCN | --intoxicatedreams Sun March 28, 04 05:03 PM |
| Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. | | SCN | --Crazybabe29 Sun March 28, 04 02:07 PM |
| Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. | | SCN | --Crazybabe29 Sun March 28, 04 02:05 PM |
| ur mommas so fat when she walked out of a room she was still walking out the other | | SCN | --kayla_friz Fri March 26, 04 10:39 PM |
| Yo momma so fat when her beepr went off people thought she wuz bakin up | | SCN | --Gangstagurl6767 Tue March 23, 04 05:27 PM |
| Yo mammas soo old that when she was in school, they didnt have history | | SCN | --cute-like-fire Sun March 21, 04 04:11 PM |
| Yo momma so bald headed she jumped into the shower and got brain washed! | | SCN | --T2005B Fri March 19, 04 04:51 AM |
| Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times. | | SCN | --Flexman4u Mon March 15, 04 12:22 PM |
| Yo momma so slutty that I couldve been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. | | SCN | --Flexman4u Mon March 15, 04 12:21 PM |
| Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said breakfast of the champs. | | SCN | --Flexman4u Mon March 15, 04 12:19 PM |
| Yo mommas so drunk she had sex with over 200 guys in one night and she still wants more. | | SCN | --J-DOG2001 Wed March 10, 04 02:45 PM |
| your momas so dumb, she has her tampon behind her ear and she cant find her pencil | | SCN | --angel_eyes64 Tue March 9, 04 03:00 PM |
| yo mommas so dumb. she tried to drown a fish | | SCN | --angel_eyes64 Tue March 9, 04 02:54 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest is yo momma black? cuz t Mon March 8, 04 10:26 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Mon March 8, 04 10:25 PM |
| yo mama so fat when she sat o a rainbow skittles fell out | | SCN | --Guest bob Sun March 7, 04 04:13 PM |
| UR MOMMAS SO OLD I TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE & SHE DROPPED DEAD | | SCN | --Guest KYLE WISEMAN Thu March 4, 04 07:40 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest ur mamma is so stupid sh Tue March 2, 04 09:54 AM |
| Yo mama so fat, her 100% of her insurence goes to food costs. | | SCN | --King_master Sun February 29, 04 04:17 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, Hey you guys, break it up! | | SCN | --LASHAWNISHOT Sat February 28, 04 08:25 PM |
| ur mommaz so fat d@ wen she got licked ot by sum 1 d@ person got stuck nd got sucked in ! | | SCN | --Guest nicole Sun February 22, 04 07:34 AM |
| your mommas so stpid she took a spoon to the super bowl | | SCN | --kittyflames666 Thu February 19, 04 11:46 AM |
| your mommas so stpid she took a spoon to the super bowl | | SCN | --kittyflames666 Thu February 19, 04 11:46 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest hhhh Wed February 18, 04 08:31 PM |
| yo mama like a deep freezer every one pack they all meat in her | | SCN | --PrettyChicGirl02 Wed February 18, 04 12:33 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest your momma is like a Big Tue February 17, 04 09:02 PM |
| liliketorapesheepalldaylongandallnightlongeverydayirapecowsandtoilets | | SCN | --Guest I rape sheep Tue February 17, 04 02:02 PM |
| one time yo mamma an daddy and the cream and i said eww and then it got in ur mouth and godzilla and ass sucks and then i creamed my pants, and then i said mikey mouse peed on ur house!! | | SCN | --Guest poo on u!! Tue February 17, 04 02:00 PM |
| when it does. i know the muffin man. pweamble goh. i like the cows. milk is yellow door. the shit is so loud. it says my name. adeeeeeeee. the happy helper holds your hand. ewwww. sperm. the green ocean says that he is a pink muffin. fuzzy. man is ur dog | | SCN | --Guest i cream myself Tue February 17, 04 02:00 PM |
| your mom sits on he4r lap and drinks vodka and sleeps naked and likes avril and lies about her age and is so dumb and listens to books and acts like a ass and then godzilla apeeared, and the old dude, and he said godziulla...godz, anyway i shit myself!!! | | SCN | --Guest kevinsPERFECTgoddess Tue February 17, 04 01:56 PM |
| Your Mothers SOOO ugly, that it lowered her self esteem!! ooo! i burnt her biscuit!!!! OOOOO!! | | SCN | --Guest DarkChi Tue February 17, 04 01:50 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat she has to have straws up her nose to breath. (ok that was crappy) | | SCN | --music_hottie2 Sun February 15, 04 11:43 AM |
| yo daddyz so loos he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard | | SCN | --crazylilmonkey Fri February 13, 04 07:14 PM |
| your mommas so loose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. | | SCN | --Guest markus troutman Thu February 12, 04 02:51 PM |
| Autumns momma jokes suck | | SCN | --Guest Bill Gil Wed February 11, 04 02:54 PM |
| Your momma so dumb shes fat | | SCN | --Guest Autumn Cotton Wed February 11, 04 02:54 PM |
| Autumn cant think of any yo momma jokes, because she is f***king stupid | | SCN | --Guest Bill Gil Wed February 11, 04 02:54 PM |
| Autumn is loose | | SCN | --Guest Bill Gil Wed February 11, 04 02:52 PM |
| Johns fat | | SCN | --Guest Katherine Wed February 11, 04 02:52 PM |
| thank you autumn i love you | | SCN | --Guest Katherine Wed February 11, 04 02:52 PM |
| John has a small penis | | SCN | --Guest Autumn Cotton Wed February 11, 04 02:52 PM |
| Autumn and Katherine suck hard | | SCN | --Guest Bill Gil Wed February 11, 04 02:52 PM |
| HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHERINE | | SCN | --Guest Autumn Cotton Wed February 11, 04 02:51 PM |
| Autumn, youre gay! | | SCN | --Guest Bill Gil Wed February 11, 04 02:50 PM |
| Your mommas so fat shes dumb | | SCN | --Guest Autumn Cotton Wed February 11, 04 02:49 PM |
| You so stupid that the best part of you must have run down your fathers leg! | | SCN | --Guest Bill Gil Wed February 11, 04 02:39 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat she had to wear a refrigerator for a beeper | | SCN | --SanFranGirly Wed February 11, 04 11:00 AM |
| hay I got the membership card to your mama the other day | | SCN | --Guest chris Lowe Tue February 10, 04 06:23 PM |
| Yo mamas so stupid, when the computer said Press any key to continue, she couldnt find the Any key. | | SCN | --viper4dx Sun February 8, 04 02:38 PM |
| Yo mamas so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. | | SCN | --viper4dx Sun February 8, 04 02:38 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. | | SCN | --viper4dx Sun February 8, 04 02:36 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost | | SCN | --viper4dx Sun February 8, 04 02:36 PM |
| yo moma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please | | SCN | --Guest lil john Sun February 8, 04 08:07 AM |
| Yo mommas so old i slapped her on her back and her tits fell off | | SCN | --dbone Sat February 7, 04 02:55 AM |
| Yo momma teeth so yellow, cars drove by and they slowed down | | SCN | ---Limp_Bizkit- Sat February 7, 04 02:53 AM |
| Yo momma teeth so yellow, cars drove by and they slowed down | | SCN | ---Limp_Bizkit- Sat February 7, 04 02:53 AM |
| yo momma so old she baby sat jesus | | SCN | ---Limp_Bizkit- Sat February 7, 04 02:52 AM |
| Yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch | | SCN | ---Limp_Bizkit- Sat February 7, 04 02:51 AM |
| Yo mamma so fat she stumbled over wal-mart,tripped over k-mart and landed right on Target | | SCN | --dbone Sat February 7, 04 02:46 AM |
| yo mama is so dumb she starved to death in a supermarket | | SCN | --Guest zazamazaaz Wed February 4, 04 12:56 PM |
| dum she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. | | SCN | --Guest TYson Mon February 2, 04 04:05 PM |
| Yo momma so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house! | | SCN | --BambiRambino47 Sat January 31, 04 09:19 PM |
| Your mom is so fat she opened the door and the whole buliding feel to the ground. | | SCN | --bossman131989 Sat January 31, 04 09:05 PM |
| Yo daddys so gay when I told him he was a fag he hit me with his purse | | SCN | --Guest Sx finder Thu January 29, 04 08:41 PM |
| yo mommas so fat, she sat on me! | | SCN | --Guest backyardbaseball Tue January 27, 04 12:29 AM |
| Your Mommas so fat that when she was at school she sat next to everyone | | SCN | --Guest Big_Richie_02 Sun January 25, 04 03:49 PM |
| Your momma is so dumb, she got stabbed at a shoot out. | | SCN | --brit-brit0503 Sun January 25, 04 02:41 PM |
| Yo Momma is so dumb,she took a IQ test and the results were DUMBASS | | SCN | --viper4dx Fri January 23, 04 04:54 PM |
| Your moms teeth are so far apart I donno wether to kick a feild goal or call a dentist. | | SCN | --LoveableAngel2003 Tue January 20, 04 09:08 AM |
| Your mommas so poor that when I went to your house and stepped on a lit cig. she said there went our heat | | SCN | --short_stuff08 Mon January 19, 04 06:12 PM |
| yo mommas so stupid she tried to alpabetiz m&ms | | SCN | --Guest sasha Sun January 18, 04 04:33 PM |
| yo mommas so fat when god said let there be light she hit da light switch | | SCN | --babygrl1 Tue January 13, 04 03:21 AM |
| man ur momma so old that she owes Moses a quater | | SCN | --shikiras_man Mon January 12, 04 02:37 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she tripped over K-mart, Flew over walmart and landed right on Target! | | SCN | --Bmwdon_18 Sat January 10, 04 04:08 AM |
| Yo mama soo fat then when she sits around the house, MAN does she sit AROUND the house | | SCN | --Yrael Fri January 9, 04 03:10 PM |
| your teeth are so yellow no wounder your dad calls you sun | | SCN | --Guest ginger shit Tue January 6, 04 07:21 PM |
| you are so ugly that that you were born the doctor slapped you momma | | SCN | --Guest timmy Tue January 6, 04 07:20 PM |
| your momma is so fat she got baptised at seaworld | | SCN | --Guest timmy Tue January 6, 04 07:10 PM |
| yo mamma so poor that when i flicked a cigar on the floor she yelled, clap your hands stomp your feet thank the lord we got some heat! | | SCN | --LadyPirate911 Fri January 2, 04 06:03 PM |
| yo mommas so nasty,I alled her up for phone sex and got an ear infection! | | SCN | --kasie_is_bored12 Thu January 1, 04 06:06 PM |
| your mama is soooo nasty, you asked her what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said , CRABS | | SCN | --finch44rose Wed December 31, 03 02:55 AM |
| Yo mommas so fat when she falls down it meassures on the rictor scale | | SCN | --thong_girl Wed December 31, 03 02:52 AM |
| yo mamma is so ugly that even the blind guy down the street said he feels sorry for you | | SCN | --sexybeast88 Mon December 29, 03 05:22 PM |
| yo momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck | | SCN | --Guest sting03 Sat December 27, 03 02:23 AM |
| Youre so ugly that when you were born, the nurse yelled Put it back! It isnt done yet! | | SCN | --kasie_is_bored12 Wed December 24, 03 03:08 PM |
| ya momma is so stupid she got dehidrated at a water factory | | SCN | --Guest Chris Tue December 23, 03 09:24 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your mama is sooooo f**k Fri December 19, 03 11:51 AM |
| Yo mamas so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound. | | SCN | --crstl143 Thu December 18, 03 04:02 PM |
| your mom is so thin she workes in a dishwasher cleaning straws | | SCN | --Guest aaron Thu December 18, 03 12:09 PM |
| ur moms so fat you took her to a resteraunt, she looked at the menu and said ok | | SCN | --Guest ginkky Wed December 17, 03 01:48 PM |
| ur moms so fat she layed on the beach and greenpeace tried 2 push her back in the sea!! | | SCN | --Guest ginkky Wed December 17, 03 01:47 PM |
| bla | | SCN | --Guest ginkky Wed December 17, 03 01:45 PM |
| Yo mamas so stupid, she had you. | | SCN | --Guest Bob Sun December 14, 03 09:13 PM |
| your mommas so fat she weighs alot | | SCN | --~soup~ Sat December 13, 03 02:40 AM |
| Yo Mammas so fat, if she wore high heels in Texas, shed strike oil! | | SCN | --Guest Busch Thu December 11, 03 12:55 PM |
| Yo mammas so ugly her shadow quit | | SCN | --Guest Busch Thu December 11, 03 12:53 PM |
| yo momma is so fat tat wen she walks in the street people regard her as a fat pudding | | SCN | --eylesso Thu December 11, 03 11:10 AM |
| yo ommas so fat that when she puts on high heels in the morning, by afternoon theyre flats. | | SCN | --Guest lilniceass Wed December 10, 03 08:21 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat that when she goes to the zoo, elephates throught peanuts at her. | | SCN | --Guest Missy Wed December 10, 03 08:11 PM |
| Yo mamas so dumb and fat, she thinks your bicycle is a weight, and seven years later, sumone shakes her hand and *pop*. out comes your bike! | | SCN | --schoolgirl12 Tue December 9, 03 08:21 PM |
| Yo mamas so dumb, she thinks your bicycle is a weight, and seven years later, sumone shakes her hand and *pop*. out comes your bike! | | SCN | --schoolgirl12 Tue December 9, 03 08:20 PM |
| Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks 2+2=fish! and she never passed the 1st grade! | | SCN | --schoolgirl12 Tue December 9, 03 08:15 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat, she has her own equator! | | SCN | --schoolgirl12 Tue December 9, 03 08:13 PM |
| your momma is soooo fat she looks like betty the whale! like a whale on your back!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Nichole Tue December 9, 03 02:29 PM |
| have you met joe? Joe who? Joemomma | | SCN | --Guest Nichole Tue December 9, 03 02:26 PM |
| Your momma is so poor I stepped on a cig. and she told me who turned out the heat? | | SCN | --Guest Shaquesha Tue December 9, 03 10:36 AM |
| Your momma is so poor I stepped on a cig. and she told me who turned out the heat? | | SCN | --Guest Shaquesha Tue December 9, 03 10:36 AM |
| your momma so poor i saw her kicking a can across the street ,so i asked her wut she was doin and she saidMOVING | | SCN | --Guest babygiggles089 Tue December 9, 03 10:33 AM |
| Black magic | | SCN | --Guest what do you call and abo Sun December 7, 03 01:09 AM |
| Yo mamas so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. | | SCN | --bbronxchild1 Sun December 7, 03 01:05 AM |
| Yo mamas so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. | | SCN | --bbronxchild1 Sun December 7, 03 01:05 AM |
| Yo mamas so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant. | | SCN | --bbronxchild1 Sun December 7, 03 01:05 AM |
| Yo mamas so old, the key on Ben Franklins kite was to her apartment. | | SCN | --bbronxchild1 Sun December 7, 03 01:04 AM |
| Yo mamas so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstones. | | SCN | --bbronxchild1 Sun December 7, 03 01:04 AM |
| o mamas so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. | | SCN | --bbronxchild1 Sun December 7, 03 01:04 AM |
| Yo mamas so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. | | SCN | --bbronxchild1 Sun December 7, 03 01:04 AM |
| Yo mamas so old, her memory is in black and white. | | SCN | --bbronxchild1 Sun December 7, 03 01:03 AM |
| Your Momma so fat, she jumped into a swimming pool and someone yelled free willy | | SCN | --Guest Joshua Thompson Wed December 3, 03 08:22 PM |
| Yo mommas armpits are so hairy it look like she got Don King in a headlock! | | SCN | --Guest laurlaur007 Tue December 2, 03 06:06 PM |
| fat she had to use the highway for a slippin slide | | SCN | --Guest Krista the Gymnast Mon December 1, 03 05:33 PM |
| Your Mom is so hairy she makes bigfoot feel naked. | | SCN | --whitedevil4389 Mon December 1, 03 01:58 AM |
| Yo mommas so fat she has three of her own zip codes. | | SCN | --PhrozenFear Sun November 30, 03 09:13 PM |
| your mom is so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducted | | SCN | --Guest bmm Fri November 28, 03 10:16 PM |
| yo mama so dumb she thought that the telephone cord was a jump rope | | SCN | --PrettyChicGirl02 Fri November 28, 03 08:59 AM |
| Your mommas like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows. | | SCN | --xxxHeaven§Angelxxx Thu November 27, 03 09:10 PM |
| Your Mum is so fat that when she breathes in you cant see out the windows! | | SCN | --laurakiora86 Wed November 26, 03 04:28 PM |
| yo mamma so fat that when she wear red every body thinks shes a stop sign | | SCN | --PrettyChicGirl02 Wed November 26, 03 03:25 PM |
| fat when she died god droped her from heaven to hell | | SCN | --Guest jack Mon November 24, 03 04:25 PM |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she stepped ona scale it said to be continued | | SCN | --MrsClayAiken_1 Sun November 23, 03 12:05 AM |
| Yo momma so poor that when your brother farted she started singing and dancing Stomp your feet,Clap your hands,and thank the Lord,Because we got heat! | | SCN | --FruitLoops75 Sat November 22, 03 11:05 PM |
| fat, she was walking 2 walmart triped over k-mart then landed right on target! | | SCN | --Guest Jessie S Sat November 22, 03 02:45 PM |
| yo momma is so ugle when she walked down the road one day in septembre everyone looked at her and said dame!! its halloween allready? | | SCN | --Guest kevin Sat November 22, 03 01:44 AM |
| Your mom is sooo ugly she makes HIS mom look pretty (you have to point at some other random person to make it funnyy hahaha its a duoble cut ) | | SCN | --Guest Ehop one Fri November 21, 03 09:33 PM |
| Yo Mammas so dumb, your dad said it was chilly outside and she ran outside with a spoon. | | SCN | --Guest Thu November 20, 03 03:57 PM |
| YEA! i bet yo feel reeeeeeel bad now! well you should! cuz your mom.......................IS FAT! | | SCN | --Guest FERGI AGAIN Mon November 17, 03 09:11 AM |
| yo mamas so fat, dat she........she.........she......uh....HAD SEX WIT YO DAD! HAHAHA! UP YOURS ASS HOLE! HAHAHA | | SCN | --Guest fergi Mon November 17, 03 09:09 AM |
| My Momma is so fat when she sits on t he toliet her ass gets stuck | | SCN | --Guest KILLER Sun November 16, 03 02:33 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Sat November 15, 03 05:22 PM |
| Yo momma is so blind dat when she talked to her dog, she thought dat she was talkin to u! | | SCN | --adrienne_shopaholic Fri November 14, 03 07:03 AM |
| Yo Mommas so fat that she got stucked in between da toilet door when she comes out! | | SCN | --adrienne_shopaholic Fri November 14, 03 06:59 AM |
| dumb, she tried to drown a fish | | SCN | --Guest timmayshort09 Fri November 14, 03 01:34 AM |
| your mom is so fat, if she was 5 pounds more she could get group insurance | | SCN | --Guest kylie Thu November 13, 03 11:25 PM |
| your momma so stink, when she sweat she makes her panty hose drip | | SCN | --xXxOneLuvxXx Thu November 13, 03 09:06 AM |
| Yo Mommas so fat that the scientists confuse her waist with the equator! | | SCN | --DogPoundGurl Wed November 12, 03 12:57 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she couldnt fit thru the bedroom door. | | SCN | --elle24 Tue November 11, 03 07:12 PM |
| ko | | SCN | --Guest tom Tue November 11, 03 02:06 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat that when she sits around the house, she really SITS AROUND THE HOUSE. | | SCN | --Vampire_Fox Sat November 8, 03 05:26 PM |
| YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE TOOK THE WHOLE COUTCH | | SCN | --~HOTCHICK~ Fri November 7, 03 04:53 PM |
| Yoe Momma so fat!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest 8\\]n Bal Fri November 7, 03 02:49 PM |
| Yo mommas so old I told her to act her age and the bitch died | | SCN | --Guest gigantor Fri November 7, 03 12:24 PM |
| yo mama so fat wen a bus passed by she hauled a cab and said follow that twinkie | | SCN | --Guest l;djk;sdlfdlf;ldfj Fri November 7, 03 10:50 AM |
| Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles. | | SCN | --_Goth_ Thu November 6, 03 08:17 PM |
| your mommas armpits are so hairy it looks like she`s got bob marley in the head lock!!! | | SCN | --Guest stephen Wed November 5, 03 04:12 AM |
| your mom is so fat she whent shopping in high heels and came back wearing flip-flops!!! | | SCN | --Guest stephen Wed November 5, 03 04:09 AM |
| your moms so dumb that she tried strangling me with a cordless phone!!! | | SCN | --Guest stephen Wed November 5, 03 04:07 AM |
| yo momma so ugly that, jesus put her on the after finishing list, Ill finsh your face later | | SCN | --Guest Ashley Tue November 4, 03 01:35 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat, when she dances, the band skips! | | SCN | --Kristi2006 Sun November 2, 03 10:51 PM |
| your momma was so stupid she though this joke was funny | | SCN | --expresstye Tue October 28, 03 06:47 PM |
| Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom. | | SCN | --misslady728 Sat October 25, 03 11:02 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her! | | SCN | --misslady728 Sat October 25, 03 11:01 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, Hey you guys, break it up! | | SCN | --misslady728 Sat October 25, 03 11:00 PM |
| You give them a quarter and theyll let you score! | | SCN | --misslady728 Sat October 25, 03 10:59 PM |
| How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike? | | SCN | --misslady728 Sat October 25, 03 10:59 PM |
| Hooked On Dem Jets | | SCN | --misslady728 Sat October 25, 03 10:58 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat, when she stepped on the dogs tail we had to change his name to Beaver. | | SCN | --misslady728 Sat October 25, 03 10:57 PM |
| Your momma is so tall that when she lays down, they confused her for the wall of china. | | SCN | --Guest Eliseo Thu October 23, 03 06:13 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest fat Thu October 23, 03 04:39 PM |
| fat when she jump in the air she got stuck | | SCN | --Guest sam Thu October 23, 03 01:37 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat, WW3 had to be declared on her ass. | | SCN | --King_master Wed October 22, 03 11:48 PM |
| Yaw mommas so fat that she asked when she tries to get laid she ends up being fucked in the belly button. | | SCN | --Guest Ben Street Wed October 22, 03 08:25 AM |
| Yo mommas like a camel....two humps and a free ride | | SCN | --countrygirl03 Tue October 21, 03 05:21 PM |
| your mama so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning | | SCN | --living_dead_girl9000 Sat October 18, 03 03:48 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest the last time your mom w Fri October 17, 03 10:27 PM |
| yo mamas so stupid she sold the car to get money for gas | | SCN | --Guest Courtney Buchholz Fri October 17, 03 10:07 AM |
| stupid she trips over a cordless phone | | SCN | --Guest Courtney Buchhholz Fri October 17, 03 10:06 AM |
| your mama is such a hoe, shes like a vackcam cleaner sucks any | | SCN | --Guest javaris Wed October 15, 03 09:06 PM |
| yo mamma is so ft she went to the beac andthe whales stared singing we r family | | SCN | --I_NEED_A_MAN234 Wed October 15, 03 06:57 PM |
| yo moms so ugly she looks like you | | SCN | --Guest ben taylor Wed October 15, 03 05:34 AM |
| Your mommas so big when she wore a yellow tshirt people yell taxi at her | | SCN | --Super_Dave Mon October 13, 03 03:22 PM |
| your mom is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and shes ready to blow. | | SCN | --Guest hexxicron Sat October 11, 03 01:09 AM |
| your momma is sooo fat that if she jumped up in the air she would get stuck. | | SCN | --Guest lige Fri October 10, 03 11:16 PM |
| Your momma is lke a screen door the more i bang her the looser she gets | | SCN | --Guest kogolfer13 Fri October 10, 03 03:29 PM |
| your mom is so cheap after we had sex i gave her a quarter and she asked if i needed change | | SCN | --Guest chris Fri October 10, 03 01:57 PM |
| Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window. | | SCN | --melly13 Wed October 8, 03 06:27 PM |
| FUCK ALL OF THE MAMMA JOKES U BITCHES | | SCN | --Guest cody Sun October 5, 03 10:23 AM |
| Dumb she broke down a glass wall to the the other side | | SCN | --Guest Deep Fri October 3, 03 12:51 PM |
| Yo momma so fat when she went to taco bell everyone ran for the boarder | | SCN | --riley_2005 Tue September 30, 03 05:09 PM |
| Yo momma so poor I walked in your front door and I was in the Back Yard | | SCN | --riley_2005 Tue September 30, 03 05:08 PM |
| Yo Mommas so dumb she got hit by a parked car | | SCN | --riley_2005 Tue September 30, 03 05:07 PM |
| your mommas drawers are so dirty the roaches check in, but NEVER check out | | SCN | --Guest Ja1LbAiT Mon September 29, 03 12:38 PM |
| Yo moms nose is so large, people had to evacuate every winter. | | SCN | --King_master Thu September 25, 03 10:49 PM |
| Yo mamma so stupid, she accidently married the wrong guy at her own wedding. | | SCN | --King_master Thu September 25, 03 10:42 PM |
| Your momma is so ugly her shadow quit | | SCN | --Guest guest Thu September 25, 03 12:12 PM |
| your mum is so poor she got her clothes with her happy meal | | SCN | --Guest dwaarp Wed September 24, 03 04:14 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Fri September 19, 03 05:18 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Wed September 17, 03 05:59 PM |
| ugly your dad takes her with him to work to avoid kissing her goodbye | | SCN | --Guest Barry littlejohn Wed September 17, 03 11:26 AM |
| Yo mommas so dry that her crabs have to carry canteens. | | SCN | --Guest Natzii Mon September 15, 03 09:56 AM |
| dry that her crabs have to carry canteens. | | SCN | --Guest Natzii Mon September 15, 03 09:55 AM |
| yo momma is so nasty that she has more crabs than Red Lobster. | | SCN | --Microwaved_Kittie Sun September 14, 03 12:45 AM |
| Your mamas so fat..that when she gets into the ocean, all the water gets out. | | SCN | --cottongurl14 Sat September 13, 03 04:13 PM |
| yo mommas so ugly when she looked in the mirror the mirror started sing who let the dogs out | | SCN | --Guest spartanbul Fri September 5, 03 03:49 PM |
| yo mammas so fat that when she saw a bus full of kids she said oo stop that twinki | | SCN | --Guest Bryan Villela Mon September 1, 03 04:09 PM |
| yo mammas so fat that when she was skydiving over iraq they thought we were starting a nuclear war | | SCN | --lynx05 Fri August 29, 03 11:50 PM |
| fat, when you yell Hey, Kool-Aid! she comes crashing through the wall. | | SCN | --Guest SuperDuper Thu August 28, 03 04:41 PM |
| Yo mommas like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in. | | SCN | --Guest jayson Wed August 27, 03 06:07 PM |
| Yo momma is so ugly that when she enters the bank they turn off the surveilance cameras | | SCN | --Guest Mista_masta Sat August 23, 03 04:00 PM |
| Yo momma is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower. | | SCN | --Guest Mista_Masta Sat August 23, 03 03:58 PM |
| fat shes on both sides of the family | | SCN | --Guest Eddie Halteh Thu August 21, 03 06:21 PM |
| Yo mammas so fat she sat on a dollar and made change. | | SCN | --BlaqueRose86 Mon August 18, 03 10:45 PM |
| Yo momma so dark, when i tried ta shoot her at night, tha bullet came bac an asked for a flashlight. | | SCN | --FlawdaGurl247 Sun August 17, 03 01:02 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid she got fake hair, fake teeth, and fake nails but she talkin bout how she want a REAL man! | | SCN | --FlawdaGurl247 Sat August 16, 03 05:12 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat when she got on the scale to weigh herself it said to be continued! | | SCN | --Guest AnGeLa Thu August 14, 03 02:30 PM |
| thik i said it was chilly outside so she went out with a wooden spoon sayin i love chilli!!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest fleeniblet100 Tue August 12, 03 06:52 AM |
| Yo mommas so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals. | | SCN | --JohnnyDOrliBPiratesBaby Tue August 12, 03 02:32 AM |
| thik i sed our house is goin 2 explode n 30 seconds so she got out da suitcase an started pakin er stuff!!! | | SCN | --Guest Guest fleeniblet100 Mon August 11, 03 01:00 PM |
| fat she mistaken a weighin scale 4 a telephone, she stood on da scale and a phone number came up. She said WWWWOOOOWWWW!!!! ive lost 5 stones since yesterday!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Guest fleeniblet100 Mon August 11, 03 12:55 PM |
| fat she mistaken a weighin scale 4 a telephone, she stood on da scale and a phone number came up. She said WWWWOOOOWWWW!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Guest fleeniblet100 Mon August 11, 03 12:42 PM |
| ugly da queen stuk er arse out da winda and she stuk er face out da winda den someone walked past, so da bum and da face and said: WOW ive never seen such identical twins!!! | | SCN | --Guest Guest fleeniblet100 Mon August 11, 03 12:43 PM |
| trampy da rats complain 2 da council!!! | | SCN | --Guest Guest fleeniblet100 Mon August 11, 03 12:36 PM |
| fat when shi brok er leg gravy poored out!!! | | SCN | --Guest Guestfleeniblet100 Mon August 11, 03 12:33 PM |
| poor, when i asked hurr wut wuz 4 dinner, she lit my pockets on fire and said hot pockets | | SCN | --Guest KeLsEy n eRiN Sat August 9, 03 09:47 PM |
| black that when she jumped on a trapaling everybody said hey ho were ya mama go | | SCN | --Guest kEhAuLaNi Sat August 9, 03 07:12 PM |
| Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house | | SCN | --Guest Sparklebunny Fri August 8, 03 08:50 AM |
| Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car | | SCN | --Guest Sparklebunny Fri August 8, 03 08:48 AM |
| Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl | | SCN | --Guest Sparklebunny Fri August 8, 03 08:49 AM |
| Yo momma so fat that when she got kidnapped, they had to put her picture on all four sides of the milk carton. | | SCN | --Guest Sparklebunny Fri August 8, 03 08:49 AM |
| You Mommas So Ugly, Her Dentist Treats Her By Mail-Order | | SCN | --SexyBunnee Fri August 1, 03 08:44 PM |
| ur momma so low she uses action figues as action figures | | SCN | --lotusluster Wed July 30, 03 02:41 PM |
| ur mamas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out | | SCN | --krissie03 Mon July 28, 03 06:58 PM |
| so stupid she did me last night | | SCN | --Guest christian st.louis Sat July 26, 03 10:42 AM |
| yo mamma so dumb she waited at a stop sign un til it says go | | SCN | --sk8rbaby90 Thu July 24, 03 11:17 PM |
| yo mamma so dirty she had 2 sneak up on da bath water | | SCN | --sk8rbaby90 Thu July 24, 03 11:15 PM |
| yo mammas so fat even richard simmons laughs at her | | SCN | --sk8rbaby90 Thu July 24, 03 11:15 PM |
| yo mamma so dumb she tripped ova a cordless phone | | SCN | --sk8rbaby90 Thu July 24, 03 11:12 PM |
| Where mom so fat evey | | SCN | --Guest G Mon July 21, 03 02:37 AM |
| yo mama soo fat she used her weight for lottery numbers!! | | SCN | --cutiegurl172003 Sat July 19, 03 02:56 PM |
| Yo mommas so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch | | SCN | --b_e_a_u_tiful_kjealdlez Sat July 19, 03 06:25 AM |
| Yo mama so fuckin poor, when I walked into her house, I accidentally stepped on a cigarette, then she started singin Clap ur hands, stomp ur feet, how the fuck turned off the heat? | | SCN | --Dezire_on_Fire Fri July 18, 03 09:03 PM |
| Yo mama so damn stupid...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. | | SCN | --Dezire_on_Fire Fri July 18, 03 08:54 PM |
| Yo mama so damn fat...she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued | | SCN | --Dezire_on_Fire Fri July 18, 03 08:52 PM |
| Yo mommas such a whore I coulda been yo daddy but the guy next in line had the correct change. | | SCN | --lightno100 Thu July 17, 03 05:32 PM |
| Yo mamma so stupid her favorite color is clear. | | SCN | --lightno100 Thu July 17, 03 05:31 PM |
| yo momms is so fat that when she walks she looks like the atlantic ocean on a windy day | | SCN | --poetic_gal_16 Thu July 17, 03 04:31 PM |
| yo mommas so fat when she got off da plain from tokyo all the japanese ppl wentooooo itz godzilla ahhhhhhhhhh | | SCN | --Guest ************************ Thu July 17, 03 12:01 AM |
| Your momma is so ugly, she uses a brand of make-up called why bother? | | SCN | --Guest DisNjggaAri Tue July 15, 03 01:39 AM |
| yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale | | SCN | --hallsqtpie Sun July 13, 03 03:30 PM |
| YOUR MAMAS SO FAT & BLACK THAT WHEN SHE WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, THE COAST GUARD THOUGHT SHE WAS AN OIL SPILL | | SCN | --Guest HEATHER Sat July 12, 03 05:31 PM |
| Yo mamma such a ho, she can suck the chrome off a trailer ball hitch! | | SCN | --Guest Mala-ha-muvis Tue July 8, 03 12:02 PM |
| yo mommas so poor, when some one rings the doorbell shes gotta stick her head out the window & say ding dong! | | SCN | --gcspecialksp Fri July 4, 03 07:12 PM |
| yo mommas so fat she was baptised in sea world | | SCN | --niggawoods Fri July 4, 03 03:47 PM |
| Yo mama so | | SCN | --Guest Sailinhotstuff Thu July 3, 03 09:13 PM |
| yo momma so fat she has to iron hert clothes on the driveway | | SCN | --randombumm1 Fri June 27, 03 04:42 PM |
| Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,Damn, is it Halloween already? | | SCN | --caughtda1uhate Fri June 27, 03 02:16 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your momma so ugly on ha Fri June 27, 03 07:13 AM |
| Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, Caution! Wide Turn. | | SCN | --caughtda1uhate Thu June 26, 03 11:13 PM |
| Yo mammas so big and fat she uses a oscar myer winer truck for a dildo! | | SCN | --Guest Kristin Thu June 26, 03 10:57 PM |
| ur momma is so dirty u ask her what she was having for her dinner. she got up on the table and spread her legs and said crabs | | SCN | --caughtda1uhate Wed June 25, 03 05:11 PM |
| Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! | | SCN | --caughtda1uhate Wed June 25, 03 05:11 PM |
| your mom is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon | | SCN | --Guest pimpinyomom123 Wed June 25, 03 01:29 PM |
| yo moms jus like a vacum she sux she blows nd she gets laid in da closet | | SCN | --Guest cant beat dis Tue June 24, 03 06:15 PM |
| your mom is so fat i roled over twise and i was still on her back | | SCN | --Guest harry Tue June 24, 03 01:40 AM |
| Yo mommas so fat when we swerved around her we ran out of gas! | | SCN | --Guest PUNK'D Tue June 24, 03 01:35 AM |
| yo mommas so fat her colloge pic was and airal | | SCN | --Guest fatty boy Mon June 23, 03 02:17 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat it takes 2 trains and a taxi to get to her good side! | | SCN | --fga Mon June 23, 03 05:57 AM |
| your mom is so stupid she jumped off a building and lost her way down | | SCN | --Guest Andrew Mon June 23, 03 12:25 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Andrew Mon June 23, 03 12:21 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest 2 Cute 4 ur friend Sun June 22, 03 04:06 PM |
| your mama so fat she got baptised at sea world | | SCN | --Guest Vinny Amorelli Sat June 21, 03 08:50 PM |
| your mama so fat she got baptised at sea world | | SCN | --Guest Vinny Amorelli Sat June 21, 03 08:50 PM |
| yo | | SCN | --Guest Vinny Amorelli Sat June 21, 03 08:48 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled stop that twinkie | | SCN | --Guest TKTKTK Sat June 21, 03 07:40 PM |
| yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone | | SCN | --Guest dynamicdruggalo Fri June 20, 03 03:17 AM |
| your mom so short when she sits on the curb she can swing her legs. | | SCN | --Guest sophie Thu June 19, 03 08:16 AM |
| yo mommas so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare. | | SCN | --Guest JM2117 Wed June 18, 03 08:08 PM |
| Your Mother is so stupid, she reads Stupid People Magazine All the time!!! | | SCN | --Guest Jay Mon June 16, 03 05:50 PM |
| yo mommas so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling | | SCN | --jazzy1984 Mon June 16, 03 12:29 AM |
| your mom is so fat her blood type is rague | | SCN | --Guest dan Sun June 15, 03 11:29 PM |
| yo mama is the dumbest joke Ive ever heard if you want to insult someone insult them not their mom, anyone who says these to people only says them because they are | | SCN | --silverdream Sun June 15, 03 03:59 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Sat June 14, 03 11:12 PM |
| yo mammas so skinny she could hoola hoop threw a friut loop | | SCN | --Guest danny Sat June 14, 03 12:26 AM |
| ur mom is like a transport, she burns 18 rubbers a night | | SCN | --TheTonester Fri June 13, 03 02:47 PM |
| ur mom is like a tv, even a 3 year old can turn her on | | SCN | --TheTonester Fri June 13, 03 02:44 PM |
| your momma is so fat, people can only see the H and D in Hollywood. | | SCN | --TheTonester Fri June 13, 03 02:43 PM |
| Ur momma is like home hardware, 2 cents per screw | | SCN | --TheTonester Fri June 13, 03 02:42 PM |
| your momma is so fat, when she was on the paper, she covered the whole entirefront page | | SCN | --TheTonester Fri June 13, 03 02:41 PM |
| your momma is so f**king fat, every time, she takes a few steps, earthquakes happen. | | SCN | --TheTonester Fri June 13, 03 02:38 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Thu June 12, 03 11:30 PM |
| stupid | | SCN | --Guest casy Wed June 11, 03 04:17 PM |
| your mom is so old she got gang banged by the flinstones | | SCN | --Guest seerhan Tue June 10, 03 09:05 PM |
| yo momma so dumb, she stared at a bottle of orange juice b/c it said concentrate | | SCN | --Guest Atarah Bashir Mon June 9, 03 10:42 AM |
| yo momma so stupud, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side. | | SCN | --Guest Atarah Bashir Mon June 9, 03 10:40 AM |
| Your mom is a butterface.........i like everything on her..but her face | | SCN | --Guest Greg Mon June 9, 03 08:42 AM |
| what do want, a joke | | SCN | --Guest master Sun June 8, 03 04:20 PM |
| fat she got more rolls than the bakery! | | SCN | --Guest Ra'Clisha Sun June 8, 03 02:22 AM |
| stoopid that it takesher 2hrs to watch 60 minutes | | SCN | --Guest 604-F@b-U-lou$ Thu June 5, 03 03:10 AM |
| fat that when she backs up she beeps | | SCN | --Guest 604-F@b-U-lou$ Thu June 5, 03 03:10 AM |
| stupid she starved when she got locked in a supermarket for the week | | SCN | --sht_happens Wed June 4, 03 04:25 PM |
| fat that her bowl of cheerios came with a lifeguard | | SCN | --Guest pat Tue June 3, 03 02:24 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Your mamma so fat she go Tue June 3, 03 12:38 PM |
| old her birth certificate says expired. | | SCN | --Guest Jesus Man Mon June 2, 03 07:36 PM |
| old she sat behind Moses in the 3rd grade | | SCN | --Guest Jesus Man Mon June 2, 03 07:36 PM |
| Fat that when she fell in love sh broke it. | | SCN | --Guest Jesus Man Mon June 2, 03 07:34 PM |
| your mom is so fat when she passed by the tv i missed three episodes | | SCN | --Guest ssjgokuu Mon June 2, 03 04:10 PM |
| your mom is so fat when she goes to her lawyer its the law ofices of hagen and dazs. | | SCN | --Guest Jamel Mon June 2, 03 01:53 PM |
| yo momma so fat when she walks she needs a wide load sign put on her back | | SCN | --Guest shana mitchem Sat May 31, 03 05:03 PM |
| yo momma so fat her truck has a wide load sign on the back | | SCN | --Guest shana mitchem Sat May 31, 03 05:01 PM |
| Yo Momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. | | SCN | --Guest Mike Derrick Thu May 29, 03 09:38 PM |
| Yo Momma so fat when she put her leg down she didnt even notice we had mountains. | | SCN | --Guest xbabyboix Thu May 29, 03 09:37 PM |
| Your momma is soo Fat that she needs a map to find her ass | | SCN | --vete_ya Thu May 29, 03 09:21 PM |
| yor mama is so fat she got a contract for Free Willy Five,WBP | | SCN | --Guest eddy cornell Thu May 29, 03 02:59 AM |
| Yo Mammas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck! | | SCN | --SeanS90 Wed May 28, 03 04:33 PM |
| your mom like a hockey player she dont change her pads for 3 periods | | SCN | --Guest jayrutt56 Tue May 27, 03 10:23 PM |
| yo momma so short she has to look up to look down | | SCN | --kowei Sat May 24, 03 10:59 PM |
| Your Mamma so fat not even GOD could lift her spirits. Beat that nigga!!! Boo Ya !! | | SCN | --Guest Natasha Sat May 24, 03 02:37 AM |
| Yo mamma is so ugly the dogs wont even play with her when she has steaks tied around her neck! | | SCN | --mikedude0 Fri May 23, 03 08:59 PM |
| your moma like a shotgun 2 cocks and she is ready to go | | SCN | --Guest bobby Fri May 23, 03 09:57 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Ur momma is so fat she s Fri May 23, 03 09:54 AM |
| yo momma is so nasty she is like a beach, she shaved and has crabs all over | | SCN | --Guest Dnasty Fri May 23, 03 08:50 AM |
| yo momma | | SCN | --Guest Dnasty Fri May 23, 03 08:49 AM |
| Yo MaMaS sO nAsTy ShE mAdE RiGhT gUaRd TuRn LeFt! | | SCN | --sxy_lil-mama360 Fri May 23, 03 08:13 AM |
| Yo momma like a squirell...she always got nuts in her mouth. | | SCN | --Guest kevin Thu May 22, 03 04:08 PM |
| Yo momma is so stupid she failed the drivers test | | SCN | --Guest kevin Thu May 22, 03 04:07 PM |
| Yo momma is so stupid she failed the drivers test | | SCN | --Guest kevin Thu May 22, 03 04:07 PM |
| when it goes up it goes ching ching ching when it comes down it goes niga niga niga | | SCN | --Guest steven Wed May 21, 03 07:01 PM |
| yo mama just like a vacume cleaner she gets used then thrown in the closet | | SCN | --bugkill Wed May 21, 03 05:45 PM |
| Yo Momma so poor that when I dropped a cigarett on the floor, she said, clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the lord, we got heat. | | SCN | --Guest Ryan Wed May 21, 03 01:55 PM |
| your mamma is so stupit she sold the car for gas money | | SCN | --Guest the man Wed May 21, 03 12:56 PM |
| your mamma teeth are so yellow she slows down the traffic when she smiles | | SCN | --Guest person Wed May 21, 03 12:52 PM |
| yo mamaz so nasty, u asked her if we can have a crab dinner, so she spread her legs | | SCN | --Guest andrew Wed May 21, 03 10:06 AM |
| your mama is so fat that she looked at herseif and ran | | SCN | --Guest LILJJ93 Tue May 20, 03 06:08 PM |
| your mama is so fat that she looked at herseif and ran | | SCN | --Guest LILJJ93 Tue May 20, 03 06:08 PM |
| if you are going to say someething right say it right:your mamma is like shotgun:one cock and she blows | | SCN | --Guest sword staker Tue May 20, 03 05:59 PM |
| your mamma is like a potato chip--fri to lay | | SCN | --Guest hey person Tue May 20, 03 05:55 PM |
| you mamma is like a potato chips | | SCN | --Guest hey fat asse Tue May 20, 03 05:53 PM |
| your mamma is so slutty superman just looked at her and got AIDS | | SCN | --Guest kevin Tue May 20, 03 05:52 PM |
| Yo mama is so big, she wears a size oh my god thats huge | | SCN | --lilshorty4u Tue May 20, 03 05:16 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your mamas so fat she sa Tue May 20, 03 01:15 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your mamma is a knob, ev Tue May 20, 03 01:15 PM |
| hjghjghj | | SCN | --Guest jjghjgh Tue May 20, 03 01:13 PM |
| your mamma is so greasy Texaco buys oil from her. | | SCN | --Guest bryan Tue May 20, 03 01:00 PM |
| your mammas nose is so big you can go bowling with her bugers! | | SCN | --Guest kevin Tue May 20, 03 12:57 PM |
| your mamma is si poor she went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake in layaway | | SCN | --Guest kevin Tue May 20, 03 12:55 PM |
| hahahah that is funny | | SCN | --Guest kevin Tue May 20, 03 12:50 PM |
| yo mommas so fat she fell down de grand canyon and got stuck. She got on tha scales and it sed 2 b continued! Yo mommas so stupid she tried 2 drown a fish and got run over by a parked car | | SCN | --Guest unbeatable cusser Tue May 20, 03 12:28 PM |
| your mama | | SCN | --Guest liljon Tue May 20, 03 10:35 AM |
| your moms so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out!! | | SCN | --Guest moto bro 934 Tue May 20, 03 01:23 AM |
| she went to pizza hut and she got a group discount | | SCN | --Guest kevin Mon May 19, 03 12:53 PM |
| your mommas so uncoordinated she trips over the cordless phone | | SCN | --lilelfchicky Sun May 18, 03 05:50 PM |
| fat shes got more rolls than a bakery | | SCN | --lilelfchicky Sat May 17, 03 11:08 PM |
| Yo momma got so much hair under her armpitts it look like she got buckwheat in a headlock, nigga | | SCN | --Guest rockhard(ya'll know da r Fri May 16, 03 07:18 PM |
| yo mama is so fat when ever she wears high heels she strikes oil | | SCN | --Guest yo mama Fri May 16, 03 07:15 PM |
| yo mama is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang | | SCN | --Guest Yo mama Fri May 16, 03 07:14 PM |
| Yo momma so dark, she was counted absent a night school, nigga | | SCN | --Guest RockHardCock Fri May 16, 03 07:08 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid & fat, cause when the weather man said it was going to be chili outside, yo mom busted out wit a spoon & bowl | | SCN | --Guest RockhardCock Fri May 16, 03 07:04 PM |
| fat they had to take her liscense picture with a satalite | | SCN | --Guest Chris Fri May 16, 03 07:45 AM |
| your mom so fat when she step on the scale it said uh ma 1 at a time please | | SCN | --Guest zakk Thu May 15, 03 09:22 PM |
| Yo moma is so fat she got on da scale and it said one time please | | SCN | --sweetshine69 Thu May 15, 03 04:40 PM |
| fat when she plays hopscotch she goes, saskatchewan, Alberta, and British Columbia | | SCN | --Guest perdysirattananamvong Thu May 15, 03 02:22 PM |
| Yo Mommas So Fat that she has more chins than a Honk Kong Phone book | | SCN | --Guest Ben Lacey Thu May 15, 03 01:51 PM |
| Yo Mommas So Thick that she got stuck in a grocery store and staved | | SCN | --Guest Ben Lacey Thu May 15, 03 01:49 PM |
| Yo Mommas So Thick that she stole free bread | | SCN | --Guest Ben Lacey Thu May 15, 03 01:47 PM |
| Yo Mommas So Fat that she went on the scales and it saidone at a time please! | | SCN | --Guest Ben Lacey Thu May 15, 03 01:45 PM |
| Yo Mommas So Fat that she fell over and rocked her self to sleep trying to get up | | SCN | --Guest Ben Lacey Thu May 15, 03 01:40 PM |
| Your momma is just like a television because even a one-year old baby can here her on | | SCN | --Guest JasminKO Wed May 14, 03 03:45 PM |
| Jasmin KO | | SCN | --Guest Your Momma is like a tel Wed May 14, 03 03:44 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest mack Tue May 13, 03 07:27 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat hat when she wants to be a stand up commedian the advisor saidLady u cant even stand up | | SCN | --Guest TKN104 Tue May 13, 03 03:07 PM |
| Yo Momma Is So Fat Tht When She Went to Mc Donalds She Orderd a Big Mac, Happy Meal, French fries, Whopper, Chicken Nuggets, and 1 diet coke. IM me. my sn is TKN104 | | SCN | --Guest TonySn TKN104 Tue May 13, 03 03:01 PM |
| Your mom is so black, she gets hiit by cars on halloween | | SCN | --Guest your mom Tue May 13, 03 12:17 PM |
| Your mom is so fat, she gets fat jokes CRACKED on her all the time | | SCN | --Guest your mom Tue May 13, 03 12:15 PM |
| Your momma is so black I cant find her asshole | | SCN | --Guest Zip Drive Tue May 13, 03 12:13 PM |
| Squirel Sex | | SCN | --Guest nastinizer Tue May 13, 03 12:10 PM |
| In the ear | | SCN | --Guest nastinizer Tue May 13, 03 12:09 PM |
| Your mom | | SCN | --Guest nastinizer Tue May 13, 03 12:09 PM |
| nastinizer | | SCN | --Guest nastinizer Tue May 13, 03 12:08 PM |
| Yo mamas like a tv... even a 3-year-old can turn her on! | | SCN | --Guest J-WEB Mon May 12, 03 08:47 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat that when i finished fucking her i smacked her thigh and rode the wave out | | SCN | --Guest Tony Mon May 12, 03 06:42 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat that when she died she haunted a fast food restaurant | | SCN | --Guest Tony Mon May 12, 03 06:38 PM |
| your momma is so stupid she tried to hit the ground and missed | | SCN | --Guest crissy Mon May 12, 03 03:31 PM |
| alwah | | SCN | --Guest do Mon May 12, 03 03:29 PM |
| samir is such an a** that he goes to gateway middle school and is going out with another guy how that for gay | | SCN | --Guest annonomus Sat May 10, 03 03:57 PM |
| he really loves the cock | | SCN | --Guest kyle gill loves the cock Fri May 9, 03 03:42 PM |
| your mom is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family | | SCN | --Guest fuck me Fri May 9, 03 03:33 PM |
| Mike Polsons mom is so stupid she drives a bus | | SCN | --Guest CHris Angelaitis Fri May 9, 03 10:09 AM |
| imran has a small brown willy | | SCN | --Guest suc mi blow Thu May 8, 03 07:10 AM |
| if you read this, your momma is actually a fucking whore, sucking cocks | | SCN | --Guest billy the kid Thu May 8, 03 07:08 AM |
| she butters her asprin | | SCN | --Guest fat Thu May 8, 03 01:20 AM |
| your mom is so fat..she bigger then nathan ngyuens mom | | SCN | --Guest BONG Wed May 7, 03 11:46 PM |
| stuiped | | SCN | --Guest fat Wed May 7, 03 09:34 AM |
| Yo Mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo all the elephants sing We are family...even though your bigger than me | | SCN | --Guest Ben Tue May 6, 03 10:07 PM |
| Your Moms butt checks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. | | SCN | --Guest your mom's so fat Tue May 6, 03 02:27 PM |
| YO MOMMA IS SOOO UGLY PEOPLE PUT HER FACE IN DOUGH TO MAKE GORILLA COOKIES | | SCN | --Guest T1000 Mon May 5, 03 02:24 PM |
| your momma is so nazty when u asak for food she sez u gotta cum down here and earn it son, and do it right this time | | SCN | --Guest tenderizer Mon May 5, 03 10:25 AM |
| wut can i say yo momma is yo momma and thats about as fukkin awfull as it can get mwahahahahahaha | | SCN | --Guest tenderizer Mon May 5, 03 10:08 AM |
| yo momma | | SCN | --Guest tenderizer Mon May 5, 03 10:07 AM |
| your momma so fat that she had her own zip code until she got so fat that she needed two zipcodes | | SCN | --twistedheat002 Sun May 4, 03 06:02 PM |
| ur momma so0o00o fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on da bathroom | | SCN | --Guest seckii lil miss thang Sun May 4, 03 03:47 PM |
| your mom is so dumb that she ate a pig and ate a horse and farted after and relzied that she ate a pig and she saw a motther and she ate that mother and then they were dumb and died | | SCN | --Guest hhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sun May 4, 03 02:24 PM |
| your mamma shuvved food up her butt,now she poops out of her mouth and barfs out her butt | | SCN | --Guest KH Sat May 3, 03 05:37 PM |
| dumb she eats garlic bread | | SCN | --Guest your mommas so Sat May 3, 03 05:28 PM |
| FAT she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock? | | SCN | --Guest crazychica Fri May 2, 03 04:13 PM |
| fat she ped into the ocean and her and the whales started singingwe are family. | | SCN | --Guest crazychica Fri May 2, 03 03:55 PM |
| Your Mommas So Fat You Stood By Her And You Got Fat! | | SCN | --Guest Kristi Fri May 2, 03 12:16 PM |
| yo momas is so ugly they had to tie a stack bone to her neck for the dog to play wit her | | SCN | --Guest Daniel Firoved Fri May 2, 03 11:56 AM |
| Fat, every time she walks past the Dairy Queen everyone inside calls out ,CODE RED!!! CODE RED!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Bubba Spack Wed April 30, 03 03:15 PM |
| Fat, She went to go buy a Malcolm X Jacket and Helicopter Kept Trying to land on Her | | SCN | --Guest Bubba Spack Wed April 30, 03 03:03 PM |
| fat she stepped into the road i tried to svere and ran out of gas | | SCN | --Guest bigboy Wed April 30, 03 01:29 PM |
| fat, she takes up both sides of yo family. | | SCN | --Guest Drea Wed April 30, 03 01:10 PM |
| Fat, She went on the school bus and yelled, Wheres the cream filling ?!? | | SCN | --Guest Armond Tue April 29, 03 02:13 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Tue April 29, 03 11:28 AM |
| yo mommas so fat that she is all the fat to gethern in the world | | SCN | --Guest joe Tue April 29, 03 10:12 AM |
| Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager! | | SCN | --Guest Rudy Garcia Mon April 28, 03 11:54 PM |
| Yo mammas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for moonin people! | | SCN | --Guest Brittany Mon April 28, 03 06:33 PM |
| your mamas so fat,the she had to have a transparent lunchbox to tell if shed eaten her food or not! | | SCN | --Guest nouran Mon April 28, 03 03:06 PM |
| your mammas so fat,that when her beeper was goin off,people though she was backing up | | SCN | --Guest nouran Mon April 28, 03 03:05 PM |
| yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar she made 4 quarters | | SCN | --Guest Petey Wheatstraw Sun April 27, 03 10:47 PM |
| yo mama so fat when i was done fucking her i hit the bitch on the thigh and rode the wave out. | | SCN | --Guest Petey Wheatstraw Sun April 27, 03 10:46 PM |
| yo mama so stupid she thought a Quarterback was a refund] | | SCN | --Guest Petey Wheatstraw Sun April 27, 03 10:43 PM |
| yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl | | SCN | --Guest Petey Wheatstraw Sun April 27, 03 10:42 PM |
| yo mama so greasy she sweats crisco. | | SCN | --Guest Petey Wheatstraw Sun April 27, 03 10:41 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat that she wore a red dress to a koolaid party and when she got there everybody was yellin kooooolaaaiidddd | | SCN | --blackshedevil Sun April 27, 03 02:45 AM |
| fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poored out! | | SCN | --Guest Lee Kenneth Williams Sat April 26, 03 08:45 AM |
| so ugly she cant turn on a computer | | SCN | --Guest D Master Fri April 25, 03 07:59 AM |
| tell your dad to grow a dick because im sick of your mom calling me | | SCN | --Guest ryan Thu April 24, 03 11:28 AM |
| Yo momma is so fat when she leaves home in high heels she comes backhome in flip flops ight | | SCN | --Guest Rachel peters Thu April 24, 03 09:54 AM |
| Yo mamma is so nasty she has to cut the cord from her tampon so her crabs wouldnt bungge jump!! | | SCN | --Guest Rachel Wed April 23, 03 10:40 AM |
| yo momma so fat when she dances she skipped the hole band! | | SCN | --Guest Chealysa Wed April 23, 03 10:36 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Yo mamas so stupid she o Mon April 21, 03 03:26 PM |
| there are only two ugly people in this world and your mom is both of them. | | SCN | --Guest MoeDoggzMon April 21, 03 02:11 PM |
| Stupid she took a doughnut back for havin a hole in it | | SCN | --Guest Charlotte Turner Sun April 20, 03 10:27 AM |
| yo mamas so dirty when she was takin the trash out, the trash man tried to take her too | | SCN | --korn_chick2007 Sat April 19, 03 08:24 PM |
| Your Moms So Stupid,That when she got loked in the Grocery Store, she starved to death. | | SCN | --Guest Travis .D Sat April 19, 03 02:35 AM |
| Your Moms So Stupid,That when she got loked in the Grocery Store, she starved to death. | | SCN | --Guest Travis .D Sat April 19, 03 02:35 AM |
| your moma so fat fat when she wore high heels she stuck oil | | SCN | --Guest heyheyhey Fri April 18, 03 11:43 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest heyheyhey Fri April 18, 03 11:42 PM |
| hairy you got rugburn when you were bourn | | SCN | --Guest TotalyDeppressed Fri April 18, 03 03:53 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your mammas so fat when Thu April 17, 03 10:01 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Thu April 17, 03 09:10 PM |
| fat she cudnt even get the asteroid belt to fit around her waist!!!!!!!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest Lafin Boy Thu April 17, 03 06:10 PM |
| fat she could be the next planet | | SCN | --Guest bj Thu April 17, 03 01:58 PM |
| fat that when she wears a red shirt everyone goes, Kool-AID | | SCN | --enigma1717 Thu April 17, 03 01:24 AM |
| fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittels come out | | SCN | --Guest joe smith Thu April 17, 03 12:30 AM |
| fat the last time she say 90210 was on the skale | | SCN | --Guest joe smith Thu April 17, 03 12:27 AM |
| fat when she went to school she sat next to everbody | | SCN | --Guest Thu April 17, 03 12:25 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest someone Wed April 16, 03 04:20 PM |
| yo mamas so fat they had to put a twinkie in her doorway to get her out of her house | | SCN | --Guest Twinkie Wed April 16, 03 09:40 AM |
| that she needs to wear a watch on both wrists cause the bitch takes up two time zones | | SCN | --Guest fat Wed April 16, 03 08:52 AM |
| Yo momma is black when she comes outside the street lights come on | | SCN | --Guest Brandon Stubblefield Wed April 16, 03 03:58 AM |
| yo mama so fat, she be sweatin crisco | | SCN | --track_hottie69 Tue April 15, 03 01:17 PM |
| your moms so fat that when she wants to paint her toenails she calls sherwin williams! | | SCN | --Guest cj Mon April 14, 03 07:10 PM |
| Yo momma is like a brick, she gets picked up and laid by Mexicans | | SCN | --Guest Isaac Mon April 14, 03 11:34 AM |
| like a bowling ball she gets picked up,fingered, and thrown in the gutter. | | SCN | --Guest kyle Mon April 14, 03 11:33 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Mon April 14, 03 11:26 AM |
| your mamma soo poor, a cockroach tripped her, and a rat stole her wallet! | | SCN | --Guest bryan Mon April 14, 03 10:47 AM |
| Your mom is so fat that if she were to get any fatter she would implode, thus creating a spinning vortex, consuming herself. | | SCN | --Guest BB Sun April 13, 03 10:54 PM |
| yo mommas so fat when her beeper goes off people think shes backin up | | SCN | --Guest ..... Sun April 13, 03 05:58 PM |
| Your moms like a tennis ball. You bang her against a wall and she comes back for more. | | SCN | --Guest ThePowersThatBe Sun April 13, 03 12:15 PM |
| your mamma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says one at a time | | SCN | --Guest brian Sun April 13, 03 11:56 AM |
| ya mammas so fat that when they take her picture, the have to take it from airial veiw. | | SCN | --stuntmonster Sun April 13, 03 12:42 AM |
| ur mom is so fat it takes two trains a bus and one taxi just to get on her go side | | SCN | --Guest jo mom Sat April 12, 03 04:56 PM |
| Yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone punched her. | | SCN | --¤~½Mär§hMªL£ow½~¤ Sat April 12, 03 08:48 AM |
| your mammas so fat, when she halls all, it takes her two trips! | | SCN | --Guest friends Sat April 12, 03 01:38 AM |
| fat t she is fat | | SCN | --Guest joe Fri April 11, 03 01:30 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your momma so fat she we Fri April 11, 03 10:17 AM |
| your moms so fat she sells shade in the summer | | SCN | --Guest yo moma ***** Fri April 11, 03 07:52 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest your mom is so fat she s Fri April 11, 03 07:49 AM |
| yo momma so fat she got sent to da c..................2 get baptized | | SCN | --Guest yo momma Thu April 10, 03 11:27 PM |
| yo momma is so stupid she said u had a pussy and she had a dick | | SCN | --Guest Rich Sanchez Thu April 10, 03 11:26 PM |
| Your mom is so fat that even god couldnt lift her spirits | | SCN | --Guest Wrestler Thu April 10, 03 05:13 PM |
| Your mom so Fat that god had to ask her to Move her ass befroe he could bring light to the Planet | | SCN | --Guest Draco Thu April 10, 03 01:20 AM |
| yo momma is so fat that when she got on the car you thoght it wuz a low rider | | SCN | --Guest amy ruiz Thu April 10, 03 12:53 AM |
| Yo Mommas so stupid, shes from Kansas | | SCN | --blockg24 Wed April 9, 03 11:11 PM |
| your mom is so fat when ever she steps in the door way we have to go to the other side and wave a twinkey around to get her throgh | | SCN | --Guest max Wed April 9, 03 10:50 PM |
| po box 765 powells pt 21966 | | SCN | --Guest Megan Wed April 9, 03 09:35 PM |
| your mommas so fat even god couldnt lift her spirits! | | SCN | --Guest wrestling kid Wed April 9, 03 05:16 PM |
| Your momma is so goddamn fugly, that she told me to tell you that these momma jokes suck | | SCN | --Guest meandyourdad Wed April 9, 03 03:19 PM |
| your mom is so stupid, she saw this website and thought it was funny. | | SCN | --Guest worst ever Wed April 9, 03 04:31 AM |
| your mom so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat peple say taxi | | SCN | --Guest frankie gq Tue April 8, 03 09:06 PM |
| your mom so fat that she sells shade | | SCN | --Guest frakie gq Tue April 8, 03 09:02 PM |
| Yo mom is so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squashed the bugers out of Gorge Washingtons nose. | | SCN | --Guest jackass Tue April 8, 03 04:30 PM |
| your mommas ass is so big when she sits down shes 3 feet taller | | SCN | --PsychoticBabyDoll Tue April 8, 03 01:41 PM |
| ur mom is soo dumb she asked a DJ if he liked music | | SCN | --Guest Jippo da Hippo Tue April 8, 03 05:51 AM |
| yo mom is so poor that when you asked whats for supper she speard open her legs and said crabs | | SCN | --Guest chris Mon April 7, 03 03:18 PM |
| your mommas like a bowlin ball, she gets tossed around, fingered, and she always comes back for more! | | SCN | --Guest nate williams Mon April 7, 03 03:09 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Mon April 7, 03 12:58 PM |
| Yo mamma so skinny she can hoola-hoop through a Cheerio! | | SCN | --Guest Danny Sun April 6, 03 06:22 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest D Sun April 6, 03 06:21 PM |
| Yo mamma so | | SCN | --Guest Danny Sun April 6, 03 06:21 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat when she lays around the house, She lay AROUND the house! | | SCN | --Guest Caitlin Sun April 6, 03 06:20 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat that when she stepped on the weight scale it said one at a time please | | SCN | --flirtatious497 Sun April 6, 03 01:34 PM |
| UR MUMMAS SO THICK SHE SAW A SIGN SAYIN AIRPORT LEFT SO SHE TURNED AROUND AND WENT HOME | | SCN | --Guest every1 luvs RAY Sun April 6, 03 07:40 AM |
| Yo Mamma Is so ugly that she went out side wearing red in Florida and the kids said I can see the red apple from here | | SCN | --Guest Bytch#1 2 and3 Sun April 6, 03 12:49 AM |
| Yo mamas so fat, the whales came up and started singing we are family! | | SCN | --practical~magic Sat April 5, 03 09:53 PM |
| Your momma is so fat she uses I-95 as a slip-n-slide | | SCN | --GreenEyedLatinoHeat Sat April 5, 03 07:06 PM |
| UR MOMMAS LIKE A PETROL STATION WE PAY SHE PUMPS | | SCN | --Guest JASON Sat April 5, 03 11:19 AM |
| Yo mammas so fat she tried to get in the house and filled it up! | | SCN | --Animalluver1985 Sat April 5, 03 12:41 AM |
| your mammas like a hardware store 10 cent 4 every screw | | SCN | --Guest joe Sat April 5, 03 12:15 AM |
| your mammas like a hardware store 10 cent 4 every screw | | SCN | --Guest joe Sat April 5, 03 12:15 AM |
| Your moms so fat she sat in her new car and it broke down | | SCN | --Guest angelNP1214 Fri April 4, 03 09:21 PM |
| YoUr MamA so FaT shE Sat On A dOllar And mAde Change | | SCN | --Guest bringyobestgame2 Fri April 4, 03 09:07 PM |
| Your mamas so fat they used the elastic in her panies for bungee jumping. And they still hit the ground!! | | SCN | --Guest michael Hinson Fri April 4, 03 05:06 PM |
| ur mommas so fat that wen she went swimmin in the sea all the whales jumppd out and started singn we r family | | SCN | --Guest princess Fri April 4, 03 07:26 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest princess Fri April 4, 03 07:25 AM |
| your momas so fat she ate a taco and there was a dog in it | | SCN | --Guest matt ur luver Thu April 3, 03 08:15 PM |
| yo mom is so fat she da reason bush declared world hunger | | SCN | --Guest Nathan Tue April 1, 03 04:16 PM |
| your mom is so fat,when the cops seen her on the corner they yell hey you too brake it up! | | SCN | --Guest Nathan Tue April 1, 03 04:15 PM |
| your mom is so fat that if she wants to put on lipstick she has to use a paintroller | | SCN | --Guest .......... Tue April 1, 03 12:38 PM |
| your mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued | | SCN | --Guest sombody Tue April 1, 03 12:32 PM |
| your mom is so thin her pajamas only have one stripe | | SCN | --Guest sombody Tue April 1, 03 12:31 PM |
| your mom is so UGLY when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks (the other one is wrong) | | SCN | --Guest sombody Tue April 1, 03 12:30 PM |
| your mom is so fat when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks | | SCN | --Guest sombody Tue April 1, 03 12:27 PM |
| your moma is so ugly when she worked in a animal cookis factory the other workers took her face and dipped it in batter! | | SCN | --Guest laxboy75 Tue April 1, 03 11:02 AM |
| your mama is so fat she went outside on a saturday in a yellow raincoat and the kids asked whys the school bus running [the other one was a mistake | | SCN | --Guest brandon Tue April 1, 03 10:36 AM |
| your mama so fat she went outside on a saturday and the kids asked whys the school bus running | | SCN | --Guest brandon stepp Tue April 1, 03 10:33 AM |
| your mama so fat she uses to greyhound buses to rollerskate | | SCN | --Guest brandon Tue April 1, 03 10:28 AM |
| ur mom is such a loser that she makez u shop at kay mart n also cause she is poor! | | SCN | --Guest Lexa Mon March 31, 03 09:41 PM |
| Whats the diff. between u and a mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck. Cant remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore! | | SCN | --Guest The Powers That Be Mon March 31, 03 06:36 PM |
| yo moma is so fat she has to use a tickle me elmo as vibrater | | SCN | --Guest tony Mon March 31, 03 01:44 PM |
| yo momma so skinny she can holla hoop in a cheerio. | | SCN | --Tiger_Phoenix Sun March 30, 03 11:25 PM |
| yo momma so skinny she can holla hoop in a cheerio. | | SCN | --Tiger_Phoenix Sun March 30, 03 11:22 PM |
| Your mamma is so fat, last time she seen 90210 was on a scale!! HAHAHA | | SCN | --Guest APP Fri March 28, 03 10:11 PM |
| your mom is so stupid when I yelled its chilly out she brought out a spoon | | SCN | --Guest ashton Thu March 27, 03 11:46 AM |
| your mom is so stupid she starved to death in safeway | | SCN | --Guest chris Thu March 27, 03 11:43 AM |
| Yo moma so fat... she stepped on a talking scale and it said get off!!! | | SCN | --Guest Luai isTight Tue March 25, 03 12:23 PM |
| gay that she is gay and shes is gayer then gay | | SCN | --Guest IlOvEgUiTaRs1788 Tue March 25, 03 10:50 AM |
| yo dads dick is so long he fell on his back and thought it was a flagpole (it isnt really and insult but what the hay) | | SCN | --Guest new zealander skiing fan Sun March 23, 03 03:03 AM |
| your mom is like a shotgun, two coks and one blow! | | SCN | --Guest Sam Sat March 22, 03 05:54 PM |
| your mom is like a lightbulb, two screws will turn her on | | SCN | --Guest sam Sat March 22, 03 05:51 PM |
| Yo mama so fat.. when she fell, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up | | SCN | --stellar_echo Sat March 22, 03 12:57 AM |
| Yo momma is so stupid, she put skittles in a M&M machine and waited till quarters came out | | SCN | --Guest Turin Turambar Fri March 21, 03 03:00 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Turin Turambar Fri March 21, 03 03:00 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Yo Momma is so stupid, s Fri March 21, 03 02:59 PM |
| yo momma so fat that when she stops talking it takes her chin 2 days to stop flopping | | SCN | --Guest jonas Fri March 21, 03 10:07 AM |
| your momma is so fat, guys dont pay for her sex, they pay for her food | | SCN | --Just_Jessica15 Thu March 20, 03 05:25 PM |
| Your Mommas breath be sooo nasty, when she yawns her teeth duck | | SCN | --Guest Tyler G.P. Jr Thu March 20, 03 04:12 PM |
| your moma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off the cliff. | | SCN | --Guest Gary Ge Wed March 19, 03 06:59 PM |
| yur moms like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet! | | SCN | --Guest Benijamin Tue March 18, 03 09:48 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest adam Tue March 18, 03 01:30 PM |
| your momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing we are family | | SCN | --Guest tom.m Tue March 18, 03 04:55 AM |
| Yo Mamas so stupid, she through a rock at the ground and missed | | SCN | --snuffthepunk Sat March 15, 03 10:49 PM |
| yo mamma like a brick, flat on both sides, dirty , and layed by mexicans | | SCN | --elmobabie1 Sat March 15, 03 02:34 AM |
| ur mammas like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth! | | SCN | --elmobabie1 Sat March 15, 03 02:31 AM |
| ur mammas like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth! | | SCN | --elmobabie1 Sat March 15, 03 02:31 AM |
| fat i have to put 4 dick extensions just to fuck her | | SCN | --Guest dugan Fri March 14, 03 12:23 PM |
| ur mummas so stupid she tried to drown a fish! | | SCN | --Guest We're a bit rocking/funk Thu March 13, 03 05:42 PM |
| ur mummas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone! | | SCN | --Guest We're a bit rocking/funk Thu March 13, 03 05:38 PM |
| ur mummas so fat she sells shade | | SCN | --Guest We're a bit rocking/funk Thu March 13, 03 05:36 PM |
| Yo mommas so stupid that when she wanted to measure your temperature, she used the bathroom weight-thingy. | | SCN | --cj_mac-o Thu March 13, 03 09:33 AM |
| jokes | | SCN | --Guest your mom Tue March 11, 03 04:16 PM |
| your mom | | SCN | --Guest poo Tue March 11, 03 02:29 PM |
| yo momma so stupid she was hit by a parked car. | | SCN | --Guest shadow Tue March 11, 03 11:48 AM |
| Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! | | SCN | --Guest Yo momma so fat her legs Tue March 11, 03 11:44 AM |
| yo moms like a vacume cleaner she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet | | SCN | --Guest Aaron Tue March 11, 03 10:26 AM |
| fat the only time japan gets sunamis is when shes swimming on the east coast | | SCN | --Guest khamber Mon March 10, 03 05:59 PM |
| your mommas so fat that shecant even jump 2 a conclusion | | SCN | --Guest baby gurl Sun March 9, 03 06:05 PM |
| yo maamas so fat shes on both sides of the family | | SCN | --Guest baby gurl Sun March 9, 03 06:03 PM |
| Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a box of orange juice for twenty minutes because it said concentrate | | SCN | --Guest Jeff Sat March 8, 03 05:34 PM |
| yo mama is so fat she stepped on an elvator and the elvator said a b c d e f g get yo fat butt off of me | | SCN | --Guest marcus Sat March 8, 03 04:50 PM |
| yur momas so fat when she jumped into the pool the pool jumped out | | SCN | --Guest diablo Sat March 8, 03 04:35 PM |
| yur momas so fat when she jumped into the pool the pool jumped out | | SCN | --Guest diablo Sat March 8, 03 04:35 PM |
| your mommas so stupid that i walked in your house and said its chilley and she got a bowl and spoon and went outside | | SCN | --Guest ~dustinzbaby~ Sat March 8, 03 09:42 AM |
| yo mamas so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch | | SCN | --Guest ciera Sat March 8, 03 08:24 AM |
| your mom is so slutty that people hang a dollar bill over her head so you can get all you want for under a buck | | SCN | --Guest ryan Fri March 7, 03 04:01 PM |
| your mom is like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a buck | | SCN | --Guest ryan Fri March 7, 03 03:59 PM |
| your mom is like a 7-11, open all night, shes hot to go and for 59 cents, shell give you a slurpee | | SCN | --Guest ryan Fri March 7, 03 03:58 PM |
| yo momma so fat the the airforce said Watchout bogey at 1234678 and 12 oclock | | SCN | --Guest Weave Fri March 7, 03 12:17 AM |
| i scewed your mom harder | | SCN | --Guest tyler loser Thu March 6, 03 09:52 PM |
| your mama is so fat i saw a picture of her on page 5 6 7 8 9 and 10 | | SCN | --Guest skatertrash67 Thu March 6, 03 09:51 PM |
| i fucked you mom | | SCN | --Guest nick smith Thu March 6, 03 04:57 PM |
| yo mamma is so fat she uses a space shutell as a dido | | SCN | --Guest fred Wed March 5, 03 07:39 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabatize the MnMs | | SCN | --lilprincess1988 Tue March 4, 03 02:38 PM |
| all the kids call yo momma the smelly lady | | SCN | --Guest missy Tue March 4, 03 01:31 PM |
| Yo momma is so poor she lives in a two story dorito bag! wut wut | | SCN | --Guest missy Tue March 4, 03 01:30 PM |
| your mom | | SCN | --Guest your mom Tue March 4, 03 11:48 AM |
| yo mamma is like a refrigerator everybody puts the meat in | | SCN | --Guest Tue March 4, 03 11:42 AM |
| yo mamma so stupid when i kicked the fence she came out barking | | SCN | --Guest Tue March 4, 03 11:38 AM |
| Yo mama is so stupid she was fired by the m&m shop for selling the Ws | | SCN | --Guest brandon Mon March 3, 03 07:01 PM |
| Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu | | SCN | --Guest dd Mon March 3, 03 07:00 PM |
| yo momma is so ugly when she looked out the front window she got arrested for mooning. | | SCN | --Guest MELISSA Mon March 3, 03 01:32 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest jesse-san Sun March 2, 03 08:42 PM |
| yo mommas such a lesbian, her house id made of people. | | SCN | --Guest jesse-san Sun March 2, 03 08:41 PM |
| she got hit by a parked car. | | SCN | --Guest stupid Sun March 2, 03 08:40 PM |
| your mommas so fat she went into a restraunt, a waitor showed her the menu and she said , thatll do | | SCN | --Guest Miller Sun March 2, 03 05:14 PM |
| YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND A CENTURY IS GONE BY | | SCN | --Guest Jasmin Sat March 1, 03 07:12 PM |
| Your mom pussy smells like the dumpster behide long john silvers | | SCN | --Guest Big_Dog69_and_Loven_It Fri February 28, 03 06:31 PM |
| yo mamma so fat that one day she wanted to go to the park, but she couldnt fit in the car so she had to role down main street | | SCN | --Guest alienbob52 Thu February 27, 03 06:54 PM |
| yo momma s so fat jenny craig wont even work for her | | SCN | --Guest princess-angle Thu February 27, 03 10:47 AM |
| YOur momas so fat iat i wouldnt even fuck her | | SCN | --Guest kevin Wed February 26, 03 10:39 PM |
| yo mammas like a train fifty cents a ride | | SCN | --Guest jared chonkolay Wed February 26, 03 04:37 PM |
| yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of the family | | SCN | --Guest jared chonkolay Wed February 26, 03 04:34 PM |
| yo mammas so stupid she thought boyz II men was a day care center | | SCN | --Guest jared chonkolay Wed February 26, 03 04:19 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest yo mamma's so dumb she t Wed February 26, 03 04:15 PM |
| yo mammas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said 90210 | | SCN | --Guest jared chonkolay Wed February 26, 03 04:12 PM |
| your moms so fat i could still see her with my eyes closed | | SCN | --Guest jared chonkolay Wed February 26, 03 04:10 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest YO momma is so poor, whe Wed February 26, 03 12:24 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest yo momma is so fat, when Wed February 26, 03 12:23 AM |
| she more roles then a bakery | | SCN | --Guest mike Tue February 25, 03 08:58 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat she stepped pn a scale and it said To be continued!! | | SCN | --Guest G Dog Tue February 25, 03 07:50 PM |
| yo mamma so fat I had sex with and I rolled over two times and was still on the bitch!! | | SCN | --Guest G Dog Tue February 25, 03 07:48 PM |
| ur ears are so big they look like a car comin down the highway with the doors open | | SCN | --Guest jack Tue February 25, 03 07:19 PM |
| Shes so fat, when she appears in public the band plays Hail To The Beef | | SCN | --Guest Alex Tue February 25, 03 06:51 PM |
| Yo mamas sp fat she shops at Bed, Bath and Big Ass. | | SCN | --Guest Alex Tue February 25, 03 06:49 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat the Red Cross changed her bloodtype form O to Pancake Batter. | | SCN | --Guest Alex "Da Man" Tue February 25, 03 06:36 PM |
| yo momma is so ugly if she stuck her face in cookie dough she could make gorilla cookies | | SCN | --Guest samson976 Tue February 25, 03 05:46 PM |
| Your Mommas so fat the highway department made her put a wide load sign on her back | | SCN | --Guest bob Tue February 25, 03 02:22 PM |
| you momma so poor, she was kickin a can down the street, I asked what she was doing she said moving | | SCN | --dirtysouthheart Mon February 24, 03 05:29 PM |
| bold headed her head look like a roll on deodorant | | SCN | --Guest strangers Mon February 24, 03 01:34 PM |
| your website is such a piece of shit that it doesnt even know how to spell or how to not repeat the same damn joke over and over again. | | SCN | --Guest your mom Fri February 21, 03 01:48 PM |
| your so stupid that you got bit by a dead dog. | | SCN | --Guest shelby townsend Wed February 19, 03 10:25 PM |
| Your sooo ugly that your mom therew you out the car and got busted for littering | | SCN | --Guest shelby townsend Wed February 19, 03 10:20 PM |
| Your mama is so ugly, shes like taco bell, then when all the mexican people saw her, they run for the border screamin, La Migra La Migra | | SCN | --Guest Stoned Cold Wed February 19, 03 05:27 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Aaron schultz Wed February 19, 03 03:08 PM |
| Yo mamma sooo fat she goes to the beach and the wales come up and say we are family | | SCN | --sjkh Wed February 19, 03 02:16 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest fat she jumpt up in the Wed February 19, 03 11:31 AM |
| Yo mommas like a Happy Meal small, cheap and greasy! | | SCN | --LPunKitty Mon February 17, 03 10:44 PM |
| Yo mommas so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. | | SCN | --LPunKitty Mon February 17, 03 10:42 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, Sorry, we dont do curtains. | | SCN | --LPunKitty Mon February 17, 03 10:40 PM |
| Your mom is so fat it takes her 2 trips to hall @$$ | | SCN | --Guest yo mom Mon February 17, 03 08:43 PM |
| fat, shes got more chins then a chinese phonebook | | SCN | --Guest dude Mon February 17, 03 06:49 PM |
| fat every time she turns around its her birth day | | SCN | --Guest Thomas Mon February 17, 03 06:33 PM |
| fat shes on both sides of the family | | SCN | --Guest Thomas Mon February 17, 03 06:32 PM |
| fat when she sat on the rainbow it rained skittles | | SCN | --Guest Thomas Mon February 17, 03 06:31 PM |
| Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale | | SCN | --LPunKitty Sun February 16, 03 11:26 PM |
| yo mamma`s so stupid when someone told her to duck she said Where? | | SCN | --Guest jacob w Sun February 16, 03 03:35 PM |
| yo mamma`s so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducks | | SCN | --Guest jacob w Sun February 16, 03 03:33 PM |
| yo mommas so stupid if brains were gasoline she wouldnt have enough to power a piss ants go cart around the inside of a cheerio | | SCN | --Guest loser Sat February 15, 03 10:09 PM |
| yo mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it | | SCN | --Guest loser Sat February 15, 03 10:07 PM |
| yo mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it | | SCN | --Guest loser Sat February 15, 03 10:06 PM |
| her blood types ragu | | SCN | --Guest theone Sat February 15, 03 10:02 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house. | | SCN | --manamuz Fri February 14, 03 10:39 PM |
| Yo mamma is so nasty she gives BITCH a new defintion | | SCN | --funkless Fri February 14, 03 08:37 PM |
| Yo mommas so stupid she got fs in school. Yo mommas so fat shes overweight. | | SCN | --Guest Mawc Fri February 14, 03 06:56 AM |
| yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family | | SCN | --Guest cooper Thu February 13, 03 09:50 PM |
| shes on both sides of the family | | SCN | --Guest yo mommas so fat Thu February 13, 03 09:49 PM |
| Yo mommas so stuipid, she sold the car to buy gas money! | | SCN | --AngelBabie3 Wed February 12, 03 09:15 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat, i drove around her once and ran outta gas!!!!!!! | | SCN | --AngelBabie3 Wed February 12, 03 09:14 PM |
| your mom is so hairy, she could be a chia pet! | | SCN | --cosmicellimist Wed February 12, 03 12:32 PM |
| yo mom is so hairy, her razor sceams Timber! | | SCN | --Guest cosmicellimist Wed February 12, 03 12:30 PM |
| yo momma is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked her to move over! | | SCN | --Guest cosmicellimist Wed February 12, 03 12:29 PM |
| your momma is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World | | SCN | --Guest cosmicellimist Wed February 12, 03 12:28 PM |
| Yo momma so ugly, I wouldnt bring her to a dog shoe, even if she preomised to win first place | | SCN | --Guest bigdog Wed February 12, 03 12:14 PM |
| 100MASSMILL | | SCN | --Guest Nick Pettiford Wed February 12, 03 10:55 AM |
| Your mommas so nasty she made Right Guard turn left. | | SCN | --Guest baby's momma Wed February 12, 03 01:08 AM |
| Your mommas so fat, shes not on a diet, shes on a try it. She look at food and shes like oh, i try it. | | SCN | --Guest baby's momma Wed February 12, 03 01:07 AM |
| poor that when the lighter went off she said who turned of the heater | | SCN | --Guest john Tue February 11, 03 04:29 PM |
| yo momma is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out | | SCN | --Guest frothy Tue February 11, 03 09:34 AM |
| Your mommas so old she left her purse on Noahs Ark! | | SCN | --!_Suicidal_! Mon February 10, 03 04:49 PM |
| Your mommas so stupid i told her it was chilly out side and she went and got a bowl | | SCN | --!_Suicidal_! Mon February 10, 03 04:47 PM |
| Your momma is so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed three comericals! | | SCN | --!_Suicidal_! Mon February 10, 03 04:46 PM |
| ur jokes suck ass | | SCN | --Guest hello Fri February 7, 03 02:04 PM |
| your mommy is so fat when she walk by the tv I miss 3 shows. | | SCN | --Guest moizes Fri February 7, 03 11:08 AM |
| your mommy is so when she walk by the tv I miss 3 shows. the tv | | SCN | --Guest mo Fri February 7, 03 11:06 AM |
| yo mamas so fat, you cant even see her legs... it looks like she just slides across the floor. | | SCN | --Guest jamasterjay Fri February 7, 03 05:54 AM |
| im fat hahahahhaha | | SCN | --Guest gem Thu February 6, 03 12:09 PM |
| YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT THAT WEN SHE PUT A BELT ON, SHE HAD TO USE A BOOMERANG | | SCN | --Guest DAVE Thu February 6, 03 12:07 PM |
| your momma is so fat when she has sex she gives directions! | | SCN | --Guest chrissy_baby Wed February 5, 03 09:55 PM |
| your mom is so stupid when your dad asked to f*** dog style your mom went to the drive way and licked her ballls | | SCN | --Guest ricebawlz Wed February 5, 03 08:45 PM |
| oilspill | | SCN | --Guest lilmama Wed February 5, 03 09:49 AM |
| your momma is so fat she wears sherts as socks. | | SCN | --baby_thing254 Tue February 4, 03 09:41 PM |
| your moma is so nasty she pores salt down her pants to keep her crabs fresh | | SCN | --Guest rich doolittle Tue February 4, 03 09:12 PM |
| Yo Mamas like a Big Mac,big,juicy,and only forth a dollar. | | SCN | --hotboy_03 Tue February 4, 03 08:49 PM |
| your mama so fat she jumped and fell in the grand canionl. lol | | SCN | --blankman2000 Tue February 4, 03 07:52 PM |
| your mama so fat she jumped and fell in the grand canionl. lol | | SCN | --blankman2000 Tue February 4, 03 07:51 PM |
| Yo mama so fat that when she put on her yellow raincoat and walked down the street, the kids said, here comes the bus! | | SCN | --KidRocker Tue February 4, 03 05:15 PM |
| your mom is like a toilet seat...shes always being pissed on | | SCN | --Guest dj flash Tue February 4, 03 11:55 AM |
| mama | | SCN | --Guest will Tue February 4, 03 11:53 AM |
| mama | | SCN | --Guest will Tue February 4, 03 11:53 AM |
| Your mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck | | SCN | --Guest Jose Mon February 3, 03 01:37 PM |
| is so fat that you haft to greese the doorway and hold a twinkie in frontof her just to get her through the doorway | | SCN | --Guest Nate Street Sun February 2, 03 01:31 PM |
| your momma is so fat that the last time she saw the nuber 10000000000000 was on the scale | | SCN | --Guest Jasmin Sat February 1, 03 09:58 AM |
| ya moms so fat shes the definition of gravity | | SCN | --Guest me Fri January 31, 03 01:24 PM |
| yo ma so ugly when she look out the window she got arested for mooning | | SCN | --sportytip Thu January 30, 03 06:49 PM |
| yo mama so fat her blood type is crisco! | | SCN | --Guest brownsugar Thu January 30, 03 04:20 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest booga Wed January 29, 03 10:51 AM |
| i have to wipe my feet before i go out | | SCN | --Guest your house is so dirty Tue January 28, 03 09:37 AM |
| loose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway | | SCN | --Guest shakakhan Tue January 28, 03 08:32 AM |
| yo mammas so fat, it took a train and 2 busses to get on her good side | | SCN | --Anarchy_Baby Sun January 26, 03 07:46 PM |
| ur momma is so stupid i asked what was for dinner she got up on the table opened her lags and said spiders | | SCN | --Guest bigsexy89 Sun January 26, 03 03:40 PM |
| fat, she said her weight on cable and they bleeped it out. | | SCN | --Jenny6885 Sat January 25, 03 07:49 PM |
| poor that when I walked in her house and stepped on a cockroach she said, Clap yo hands stomp yo feet, praise the Lord we got something to eat! | | SCN | --Jenny6885 Sat January 25, 03 07:43 PM |
| is like a fisherman hes the master at bating | | SCN | --Guest josh Sat January 25, 03 03:30 PM |
| fat she reminds me of tammy martin | | SCN | --Guest chris/derek Fri January 24, 03 03:18 AM |
| they call your mom a dog cause she havve my dick in her mouth all day | | SCN | --Guest james Wed January 22, 03 02:52 PM |
| g | | SCN | --Guest josh Wed January 22, 03 02:50 PM |
| Your mom is like a dog shes a bitch. | | SCN | --Guest Freddy the Badass Wed January 22, 03 01:42 PM |
| Your mom is like shit she smells. | | SCN | --Guest Freddy the Badass Wed January 22, 03 01:41 PM |
| Your mom is like shit she smells. | | SCN | --Guest Freddy the Badass Wed January 22, 03 01:40 PM |
| Your mom is like calories shes fat. | | SCN | --Guest Freddy the Badass Wed January 22, 03 01:40 PM |
| your mom is like calories shes fat. | | SCN | --Guest your mom is like calorie Wed January 22, 03 01:38 PM |
| yo mama is so stupid she tried to put m&m and skittles in alphabetical order. | | SCN | --BlitzmasterFromHell Mon January 20, 03 10:59 PM |
| Yo mamma is like a shotgun one cock and shes ready to blow. | | SCN | --BlitzmasterFromHell Mon January 20, 03 10:57 PM |
| yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif | | SCN | --Guest unknown Mon January 20, 03 05:09 PM |
| yo so ugly that she ended a hauted house | | SCN | --Guest Denisse Suarez Mon January 20, 03 12:00 PM |
| your mommas so fat that when she wore a shirt with an X on it, helecopters start landing on her | | SCN | --Guest me Mon January 20, 03 12:18 AM |
| your mom is hot | | SCN | --Guest eddy Sun January 19, 03 08:11 PM |
| Yo mommas like the village bike, everyones had a ride! | | SCN | --spankachu Sun January 19, 03 01:36 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat her shadow crushes overweight children | | SCN | --Fuji Sun January 19, 03 01:48 AM |
| yo mommas so ugly that her shadow quit | | SCN | --Guest shery Sat January 18, 03 05:07 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Sat January 18, 03 05:06 PM |
| Yo mommas so ugly,just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure! and her father said Yes, lets go bury it. | | SCN | --galagor Sat January 18, 03 12:18 PM |
| Your momma is so ugly ... so I fucked her | | SCN | --Guest Godly Jokster Fri January 17, 03 04:31 PM |
| your mom is so fat when she rolled over she burnt her ass on the light bulb. | | SCN | --Guest the hot guy Fri January 17, 03 12:34 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your mama is so nasty, w Fri January 17, 03 12:32 PM |
| yo momma is so fat she saw a bus going down the street and yelled stop that twinki | | SCN | --Guest Fri January 17, 03 01:32 AM |
| Yo mama so old she got a year book with Jesus in it | | SCN | --Guest Andrew Whelihan Thu January 16, 03 04:16 PM |
| Your mama so fat she got more rolls than a pastry truck | | SCN | --Guest Andrew Whelihan Thu January 16, 03 04:15 PM |
| fat even bill gates couldnt aFFORD THE LIPO SUCTION | | SCN | --Guest Thu January 16, 03 09:51 AM |
| Your mom is so loose its like throwing a hotdog down a hall way.aka big man | | SCN | --Guest Wed January 15, 03 01:19 PM |
| your moma so fat that she got baptised in Sea World | | SCN | --Guest Skater punk Tue January 14, 03 10:03 PM |
| your pussy stinks, k? thx | | SCN | --Guest nuc Tue January 14, 03 10:20 AM |
| Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin-Donuts was a basketball team. | | SCN | --Guest Tigi_don't_play Sun January 12, 03 06:35 PM |
| Yo mama so fat, that she got hit bye a parked car. | | SCN | --Guest Tigi_don't_ play Sun January 12, 03 06:30 PM |
| Your mama so fat, that when it was chili out side she brought a bowl out. | | SCN | --Guest Tigi_don't_play Sun January 12, 03 06:28 PM |
| Yo mama so fat that shes on both sides of the family tree. | | SCN | --Guest Tigi_don't_play Sun January 12, 03 06:26 PM |
| your mamma is so stupid she thought that boyz to men was a male daycare center! | | SCN | --paco_santano Sun January 12, 03 04:48 AM |
| Yo momma so fat her blood type is rocky road. | | SCN | --Big_Red_31 Sun January 12, 03 04:11 AM |
| you momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund | | SCN | --tHa_gUrL_sKooBy Sat January 11, 03 11:11 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she use I-95 as a slip and slide!! | | SCN | --Guest Shortman955 Sat January 11, 03 06:54 PM |
| your moms so sluty I would have been your daddy but the guy behind me had correct change!! | | SCN | --Guest The greatest Sat January 11, 03 02:17 PM |
| Your mama is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean Japan had to buy flood insurance! | | SCN | --rodneypiatt Sat January 11, 03 01:45 PM |
| Your mamas so fat, she opened her legs and said, Welcome to Busch Gardens! | | SCN | --rodneypiatt Sat January 11, 03 01:42 PM |
| YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD | | SCN | --Guest MICHAEL GALINDO E-MAIL Sat January 11, 03 12:43 AM |
| UR MOM!!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest SomeBlondesRHot Fri January 10, 03 11:57 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest u'r mom Fri January 10, 03 11:55 AM |
| YO MOMS GOT CANCER | | SCN | --Guest NITSTA WHAT FUK U EVERYO Fri January 10, 03 07:57 AM |
| YOUR MUMS GOT SO MUCH SCABS ON HER PUSSY, THE RATS CAN GO ROCK CLIMBING | | SCN | --Guest NITONE 03 ZT Fri January 10, 03 07:35 AM |
| YO MUMS GOT FLABS ON HER BACK | | SCN | --Guest NIT1 03 ZT Fri January 10, 03 07:32 AM |
| YO MOMMA SO UGLY PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE HAD SHORT BACK AN SIDES BUT IT WAS HER HAIR RUNNIN AWAY FROM HER FACE. | | SCN | --Guest NITONE 03 ZT Fri January 10, 03 07:28 AM |
| your momma is so fat when she ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton | | SCN | --Guest mizatt Thu January 9, 03 10:50 PM |
| ur mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it | | SCN | --Guest j Thu January 9, 03 09:41 PM |
| yo mama head is so damn big that when she had jumped in the air people thougt she was a hot air ballon | | SCN | --Guest dbz01 Thu January 9, 03 07:03 PM |
| your mom is so fat she trip over wall mart flew over k mart and hit target | | SCN | --Guest Darleen Rackard Thu January 9, 03 05:35 PM |
| your mom is so fat she trip over wall mart flew over k mart and hit target | | SCN | --Guest Darleen Rackard Thu January 9, 03 05:33 PM |
| yo mama is so dumb that she thautht a quaterback was a refund | | SCN | --Guest dbz01 Thu January 9, 03 12:08 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest dbz01 Thu January 9, 03 12:07 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Thu January 9, 03 12:06 PM |
| yo momma is so fat i went around her one time i got lost | | SCN | --Guest aj 316 Wed January 8, 03 11:36 AM |
| yo mamma so fat she jumped on the scale and it said one at a time please | | SCN | --Guest Cody Simpson Wed January 8, 03 10:59 AM |
| yo mamma so fat she went to subway and asked if they made trians | | SCN | --Guest Cody Simpson Wed January 8, 03 10:55 AM |
| yo mamma so fat that when she ORDERS a kiss from your dad he has to punch her gut and ride the thrid wave up | | SCN | --Guest ryan Wed January 8, 03 10:52 AM |
| Yo momma so fat that when she dances, the band skips!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest DaDoDoDa Wed January 8, 03 01:24 AM |
| YO MAMA SO NASTY SHE PUT SALT WATER DOWN HER KNICKERS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH | | SCN | --Guest DONT WORRY Tue January 7, 03 12:38 PM |
| YO MAMA SO DUMB SHE MISSED DA 44 BUS SO SHE GOT ON DA 22 BUS TWICE | | SCN | --Guest DONT WORRY Tue January 7, 03 12:36 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Tue January 7, 03 10:19 AM |
| Yo mama is nasty........... she has more crabs than red lobster | | SCN | --Guest ME Mon January 6, 03 01:12 PM |
| Yo mama is a Capenters dream Flat as a board and E Z to nail | | SCN | --Guest ME Mon January 6, 03 01:11 PM |
| Yo mama is so FAT but......... I Screwed her anywayz | | SCN | --Guest ME Mon January 6, 03 01:10 PM |
| Yo mama is like chineze food Sweet, Sour, and Cheap | | SCN | --Guest ME Mon January 6, 03 01:09 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat she uses a bumerang to put her belt on. swoop whip | | SCN | --numonefreestylebiker Sun January 5, 03 07:56 PM |
| yo mamma so fat when she steped on a scale it said i want your weight not your number | | SCN | --Guest hilo boi Fri January 3, 03 07:07 PM |
| Yo momma is like Dominoes pizza- something for nothing! | | SCN | --iluv2dream02 Thu January 2, 03 10:52 PM |
| ure mommas just like a big mac : full of fat and worth a buck | | SCN | --Guest azra Thu January 2, 03 09:30 PM |
| ure momma iz so ugly she walked down the street and a man said: people shouldnt throw trash on the road | | SCN | --Guest azra Thu January 2, 03 09:29 PM |
| Yo momma so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:58 AM |
| Yo momma so greasy, she is labeled as an ingredient in Crisco. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:55 AM |
| Yo momma so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:52 AM |
| Yo momma so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:52 AM |
| yo momma so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:48 AM |
| Yop momma so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f**k off. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:46 AM |
| Yo momma so fat she cant even jump to a onclusion. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:40 AM |
| Yo momma so fat, when I climbed on top of her I burned my ass on the lightbulb. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:39 AM |
| yo momma so fat, shes half Indian, half Irish, and half American/ | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:38 AM |
| yo momma so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:37 AM |
| yo momma so fat, shes got Amtrak tattoes on her leg. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:34 AM |
| Yo momma so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet she coulndt indentify them. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:34 AM |
| Yo momma so fat, if she got her shoes shined, shed have to take his word for it. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:33 AM |
| Yo momma so fat, when she bought her dress to the cleaners, they said Sorry, we dont do curtains. | | SCN | --co2004forever Thu January 2, 03 10:31 AM |
| Yo momma so dumb she saw a bus full of white kids and said Hey stop that Twinkie | | SCN | --Guest Kourtnee Wed January 1, 03 10:18 PM |
| Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. | | SCN | --6TiNkErBeLL9 Wed January 1, 03 05:50 PM |
| Yo mamas so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. | | SCN | --6TiNkErBeLL9 Wed January 1, 03 05:49 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale. | | SCN | --6TiNkErBeLL9 Wed January 1, 03 05:48 PM |
| your mom | | SCN | --Guest laster Tue December 31, 02 05:52 PM |
| when your momma went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!...................DAMN!@#$%&*!@#$%&* | | SCN | --Guest ~*~LUV SHAZ~*~ Tue December 31, 02 06:17 AM |
| Yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet she sucked everything up outta it tryin to go poop! | | SCN | --Spiffi491 Fri December 27, 02 10:30 PM |
| U so ugly when the doctor pulled u out he saw how ugly u were and smacked yo dad!!!!!!!!!! O SNNNap | | SCN | --Guest BaLn Do0oo Thu December 26, 02 10:48 PM |
| Yo MoMMa HaD 1 eYe aNd 1 LeG...ShE saiD LeTs Go 2 IHOP! | | SCN | --Guest RaJuLaL Thu December 26, 02 01:19 AM |
| yo mamas so old, her social security number is 1. | | SCN | --insane_confused_little_girl666 Wed December 25, 02 04:15 PM |
| yo mama so stupid that when u said it was chilli outside she brought a bowl | | SCN | --BryantCCF Wed December 25, 02 01:22 AM |
| Yo Mama is so fat she is fat!!! | | SCN | --Guest Suck This Tue December 24, 02 12:05 PM |
| YOUR MOMMA IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU NEARLY DIED OF RUGBURN! | | SCN | --Guest DTHSTLKR Mon December 23, 02 03:13 AM |
| your moms so fat when god said let there be light he made your mom move. | | SCN | --chavo5 Sun December 22, 02 12:18 AM |
| yur momma so short she sat on the curb and her feet were still danglin | | SCN | --Guest so many moms 2 little ti Sat December 21, 02 11:39 PM |
| YA MAMA SO FAT SHE WEARS PILLOW CASES FOR SOCKS | | SCN | --prettylilangel Fri December 20, 02 04:15 PM |
| YA MAMA SO SHORT SHE WENT TO WALK OFF THE SIDE WALK AND COMMITED SUICIDE | | SCN | --prettylilangel Fri December 20, 02 04:14 PM |
| YA MAMA SO DUMB THE SMARTEST THING THAT EVER CAME OUT HER MOUTH WAS BEN. FRANKLENS DICK | | SCN | --prettylilangel Fri December 20, 02 04:05 PM |
| Your mom is dumb she got fired from a blow job! | | SCN | --Guest chris davis Wed December 18, 02 07:59 PM |
| poop came out of her mouth she could not breath through her butthole | | SCN | --Guest your momma is so dumb th Tue December 17, 02 06:30 PM |
| Your momma is sooo stupid that when you were driving she looked out the window and someone mooned her and she thought it was your uncle Jeff | | SCN | --Gundam_Hacker Mon December 16, 02 10:04 PM |
| your mom is so fat that when she wore black people mistaked her for a power out | | SCN | --Guest haha Mon December 16, 02 06:07 PM |
| Your mom is so fat even god cant lift her spirit | | SCN | --Guest haha Mon December 16, 02 06:06 PM |
| Yo mama so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck. | | SCN | --Guest --G.O.A.T. Sat December 14, 02 11:24 AM |
| we | | SCN | --Guest we Thu December 12, 02 03:20 PM |
| fat she walked out the house with high heels and came back wearin flip flops.............. | | SCN | --Guest Mike Wed December 11, 02 07:29 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Wed December 11, 02 07:08 PM |
| Ugly that she went to a ghost house at disney land and came out with an application form | | SCN | --Guest Cross_Benardie Wed December 11, 02 05:06 PM |
| faggits | | SCN | --Guest faggit Tue December 10, 02 04:21 PM |
| dsq | | SCN | --Guest jose Tue December 10, 02 03:30 PM |
| Youre mama is so stupid that she bought a box of doughnuts and when she opened them she said, Hey, theyre broken! Theyve got holes in the middle! | | SCN | --Guest Gentleman24 Tue December 10, 02 02:54 PM |
| Youre mommas so fat, when God said, Let there be light.., He had to ask her to step out of the way. | | SCN | --chickmagnet_05 Mon December 9, 02 05:14 PM |
| Your momma is so stupid when she sat down to watch the tv she sat on the tv and watched the couch. | | SCN | --Guest Stealth Assassin Mon December 9, 02 12:25 AM |
| your mom is so fat i ran around her and got lost | | SCN | --Guest james singh cali Sun December 8, 02 08:54 PM |
| yo mama so old her back goes out more than her | | SCN | --Guest lildevil89 Sun December 8, 02 12:42 PM |
| Yo mamas so fat that if she was on the titanic, she would b a hero, bc she would b able to plug the hole | | SCN | --Guest AIx3x Sat December 7, 02 09:17 PM |
| Yo Mommas so stupid she married your dad! | | SCN | --Guest Patrick Sat December 7, 02 01:05 AM |
| she throws pennies in the dumpster to pay rent | | SCN | --Guest poor Thu December 5, 02 12:53 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Wed December 4, 02 02:36 PM |
| i like your mom | | SCN | --Guest hey bearded lady, Mon December 2, 02 06:19 PM |
| gavin morgan is spotty and ugly cant lips and is a gay likkel shit | | SCN | --Guest his worst nightmare Mon December 2, 02 02:09 PM |
| sophie 4 nick | | SCN | --Guest fuck me Mon December 2, 02 02:07 PM |
| yo momma so fat she was wearing a red shirt and all the little kids in the hood yelled look its the kool-aid man | | SCN | --Guest pimp Sun December 1, 02 02:27 PM |
| yo momma so fat she walked out the house with high heels and came back with flip flops | | SCN | --Guest pimp Sun December 1, 02 02:21 PM |
| yo momma s so fat she makesa blimp look like a football | | SCN | --bootylicious_baby Fri November 29, 02 04:36 PM |
| you mom is old itold to act her shoe size and the bitch died! | | SCN | --Guest sexbomb Fri November 29, 02 06:17 AM |
| yo mamma is so fat god couldnt lift her sprit | | SCN | --PiMpCeSs2003 Fri November 29, 02 05:29 AM |
| YO MOMMA SO SHORT , SHE SAT ON THE SIDEWALK AND SWUNG HER LEGS | | SCN | --Guest JEFF Thu November 28, 02 03:45 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest JEFF Thu November 28, 02 03:41 PM |
| yo mommas so fat when she put on a red rain coat every yelled KOOLAID KOOLAID! | | SCN | --Guest lotr freak Wed November 27, 02 08:20 PM |
| yo momma is like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes loaded | | SCN | --Kingpin2000 Tue November 26, 02 11:29 PM |
| Your momma is so fat when she wears a Malocme X t-shirt helicopters use it for a landing mark. | | SCN | --Guest Momma so Fat Tue November 26, 02 06:40 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest There is a party in your Mon November 25, 02 11:57 PM |
| your momma so short shes gotta slam dunk her bus fair | | SCN | --Guest eRkA Mon November 25, 02 09:49 PM |
| When your momma sits around the house she really sits around the house!!! | | SCN | --Guest MS Mon November 25, 02 10:12 AM |
| old when i looked at her nippels ewwww ill never eat raisons again | | SCN | --Guest modo Mon November 25, 02 03:01 AM |
| yo mommas such a red neck she;s amused by brick walls | | SCN | --Guest kc xl Sun November 24, 02 03:30 AM |
| white she got lost in snow | | SCN | --Guest kc xl Sun November 24, 02 03:28 AM |
| stupid she stole a free ballon | | SCN | --Guest kc xl Sun November 24, 02 03:25 AM |
| old when you slap her on the back her boobs fall out !!! | | SCN | --Guest kc xl Sun November 24, 02 03:24 AM |
| fat | | SCN | --Guest Sat November 23, 02 09:34 PM |
| ???????????? | | SCN | --Guest ???????? Sat November 23, 02 09:34 PM |
| Your mama is like a hardware store, 5 cents per screw | | SCN | --Guest bunsmaster Sat November 23, 02 08:25 PM |
| your moma is so fat that when so went swimming the whales were singing we are family | | SCN | --Guest swickers23 Fri November 22, 02 09:40 PM |
| fat you have to roll over her twice to get off | | SCN | --Guest Ramz Fri November 22, 02 06:49 AM |
| fat she is fat | | SCN | --Guest Thu November 21, 02 08:17 AM |
| yo mommas missing so many teeth, when she smiles it looks like her tongues in jail! | | SCN | --mistical Wed November 20, 02 08:34 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Your momma is so ugly, w Wed November 20, 02 07:52 AM |
| Your mom is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone | | SCN | --Guest Ping Mon November 18, 02 09:48 AM |
| YOUR MAMA HAS SO MANY HOLES IN HER UNDERWEAR WHEN SHE FARTS THEY WHISTLE | | SCN | --Guest Pong Whing Mon November 18, 02 09:47 AM |
| Your mom is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company | | SCN | --Guest Ping Mon November 18, 02 09:47 AM |
| Yo mommas so dirty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. | | SCN | --Guest Jon Mon November 18, 02 09:12 AM |
| your momma is like a pool table ball go in balls come out | | SCN | --Guest pimp Sun November 17, 02 11:56 PM |
| yo momma is like a tv 2 year olds turn it on | | SCN | --Guest pimp Sun November 17, 02 11:55 PM |
| your momma is like a hardware store 2$ a screw | | SCN | --Guest pimp Sun November 17, 02 11:54 PM |
| ur momma so fat and stupid the school bus drove by and she yelled Hey Stop that Twinkie!! | | SCN | --dreaminmylifeawy Sun November 17, 02 09:00 PM |
| Yo mommas got 10 fingers, 10 toes, and 10 chins, and she STILL cant count up to 30! | | SCN | --Guest iv_ason Sun November 17, 02 06:51 PM |
| Yo mmomas so old when she was young..., wait she was actually young once? | | SCN | --Guest t-mac fan Sun November 17, 02 06:49 PM |
| yo momma is like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a buck | | SCN | --Guest BillyBong Thu November 14, 02 07:34 PM |
| fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil | | SCN | --Guest jebus Thu November 14, 02 01:50 PM |
| fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out. | | SCN | --Guest jebus Thu November 14, 02 01:49 PM |
| your mom is so dumb she took a remote to the cinema | | SCN | --Guest christopher.bennett Thu November 14, 02 12:54 PM |
| your mommas so fat she wears a VCR as a pager! | | SCN | --Guest cara Thu November 14, 02 11:57 AM |
| urm mom has sweaty boobs!!!!!!!!!!! lol | | SCN | --Guest Skoal Thu November 14, 02 08:13 AM |
| yo momma is so fat, she makes godzilla look like an action figure. | | SCN | --Guest BillyBong Wed November 13, 02 11:23 PM |
| Your Mommas like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw | | SCN | --Guest BillyBong Wed November 13, 02 11:06 PM |
| your momma is so dume i told her that it was chillia outside she went and got a bowl. | | SCN | --Guest Brittany morris Wed November 13, 02 03:51 PM |
| Yo momma so fat she eats biscuts like tictacs | | SCN | --Guest treesarebad Wed November 13, 02 03:10 PM |
| Your momma s so fat and hairy, i cant tell the difference between her mustache and her pussy | | SCN | --Guest Josh From Youngs Class Wed November 13, 02 02:54 PM |
| sofat that she cant even dothenasty | | SCN | --Guest David Wed November 13, 02 10:05 AM |
| Your mom is so small she has to put up signs that say dont spit i cant swim | | SCN | --Guest Tj Wed November 13, 02 08:43 AM |
| fat the whales dont claim her as family | | SCN | --SoccercaliJen Tue November 12, 02 10:32 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Tue November 12, 02 06:44 PM |
| small, she poses for trophies | | SCN | --Guest jake Tue November 12, 02 05:59 PM |
| Yo mommas so kinky she watches pornos in surround sound | | SCN | --Guest Gavin Mon November 11, 02 12:35 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest ashley53a Sun November 10, 02 11:24 PM |
| Yo Momma so short she got to cuff her panties. | | SCN | --Guest Marques Sun November 10, 02 09:50 PM |
| Yo momma so old she knew Dairy Queen when it was a princess. | | SCN | --Guest Marques Sun November 10, 02 09:30 PM |
| fat when she steped on the scale,it said 2 be continued | | SCN | --Guest ahsexgurl Sun November 10, 02 06:07 PM |
| fat she has 2 us a matress as a maxi-pad3 | | SCN | --Guest ahsexgurl Sun November 10, 02 06:05 PM |
| ghdfb | | SCN | --Guest gogo2002 Sun November 10, 02 05:25 PM |
| your mom is so unly a toad wouldnt even kiss | | SCN | --Guest maurice Sun November 10, 02 05:22 PM |
| yo mommas so fat her yearbook picture was an areial | | SCN | --Guest momma88 Sun November 10, 02 04:07 PM |
| your momma so fat that I cant tell where her pussy ends and skin folds starts | | SCN | --Guest opium Sat November 9, 02 10:42 PM |
| Yo mama is so fat...her high school nick name was damn!! | | SCN | --DRKOESTER2003 Sat November 9, 02 10:24 PM |
| Yo Mama is so stupid...when filling out her college application under the section sex she put: Monday, Tuesday and sometimes Friday too. | | SCN | --DRKOESTER2003 Sat November 9, 02 10:18 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Sat November 9, 02 06:02 PM |
| Your mommas so fat shes got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book | | SCN | --Guest Coochie Sat November 9, 02 02:07 AM |
| yo mama is so stupid i said it was chilli out and she ran to get a bowl | | SCN | --Guest piro Fri November 8, 02 07:02 PM |
| Yo mamma is so dumb she went to the movies and it said under 17 no omitted so she went home and got 16 if her friends | | SCN | --sweetone380 Fri November 8, 02 01:45 PM |
| is so friking ugly that she is pretty ugly | | SCN | --Guest ur momma Thu November 7, 02 04:12 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat, shes on both sides of the family | | SCN | --Coma Thu November 7, 02 04:07 PM |
| Your moms so fat she jumped up and got stuck in the sky | | SCN | --Guest NAB ROCK Wed November 6, 02 11:51 PM |
| fat she fell in love and broke it | | SCN | --Guest NAB ROCK Wed November 6, 02 11:50 PM |
| your mom so fat that when she walked in the middle of the road and a trackter trailer ran over her and she said hey who throw the rock | | SCN | --Guest sarah Tue November 5, 02 07:35 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest mark Tue November 5, 02 05:08 PM |
| Your mamma so fat she seen a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled stop that twinkie | | SCN | --Guest MILF Mon November 4, 02 09:03 PM |
| your momma so fat her belly button has an echo | | SCN | --Guest Hippachromis Mon November 4, 02 08:49 PM |
| yo mom is so ugly she just ugly SHITT!!!!!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest uncle pete Mon November 4, 02 06:23 PM |
| you mom is so fat hr belt size is equator | | SCN | --Guest yo dad fol Mon November 4, 02 06:21 PM |
| Yo moma is so fat she is a boot wearing mo fuh | | SCN | --Guest applejuice Mon November 4, 02 06:19 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest fat Mon November 4, 02 12:50 PM |
| good | | SCN | --Guest jasin Mon November 4, 02 11:48 AM |
| so fat when she wore high heels she stuck oil! | | SCN | --Guest wilkins316 Mon November 4, 02 09:21 AM |
| ugly i thought she had on her holloween mask on all ready | | SCN | --Guest robert thompson Sun November 3, 02 07:31 PM |
| your mammas so old her back goes out more than she does | | SCN | --Guest BillySullivanKS Sat November 2, 02 08:04 PM |
| my penis is as big as your momx2 | | SCN | --Guest 555 Sat November 2, 02 07:46 PM |
| yo momma is so gay shes gay | | SCN | --Guest poo Sat November 2, 02 07:43 PM |
| Yo Momma so ugly she walked into a ugly contest and one first prize | | SCN | --seks_lil_piksi Sat November 2, 02 12:47 PM |
| your mammas so hairy when u were born u got rug burn | | SCN | --Guest jordan.v Sat November 2, 02 11:46 AM |
| your momma so old, she served supper to jesus | | SCN | --Guest faga$$chauncey Fri November 1, 02 08:29 PM |
| your momma so nasty, the b*tch has to put ice down her pants to keep her crabs fresh | | SCN | --Guest faga$$chauncey Fri November 1, 02 08:28 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Fri November 1, 02 07:42 PM |
| you moma so dumb she went to the super bowl with a knife and a fork .(football | | SCN | --Guest Cameron graves Wed October 30, 02 08:42 PM |
| DONTEVENASKREW FIVENINEFOURKREW GETOFFTHENUTSKREW2002 | | SCN | --Guest "BTRAER"INFOE"DESEM"AIDO Tue October 29, 02 02:48 PM |
| yo moma is so fat that she comes from both sides of the family | | SCN | --Guest goady Mon October 28, 02 04:49 PM |
| DONT FUCK WITH THE BEST YOULL GET DROPED BY THE BEST FUCK INFO BTRAE 594 DEA | | SCN | --Guest TEK NINER LEAVING ALL CO Mon October 28, 02 01:24 PM |
| FREESTYLE YO INFO U LITTEL SCRONY BIMBO JACKING OFF TO CHAKA IN THE BATHROOM DRINKING VADKA U STUPID MUTHA FUCKA BETRAE DAH!!! | | SCN | --Guest TEK NINE LACMOBERZ Mon October 28, 02 01:19 PM |
| SERV IS A SCOTISH BASTARD | | SCN | --Guest BTRAE INFOE 594 DEA Mon October 28, 02 12:42 PM |
| infoe btrae dea 594 | | SCN | --Guest infoedea 594 Mon October 28, 02 12:28 PM |
| Yo mommas like a TV...Even little kids can turn her on! | | SCN | --niceguy15 Sun October 27, 02 08:13 PM |
| yo mamma ass so fat she put the ass in fatass | | SCN | --Guest master yo mamma joker Sat October 26, 02 05:05 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid she studied for the blood test! | | SCN | --KaliburKid Fri October 25, 02 11:21 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest me Thu October 24, 02 09:38 PM |
| Yo momma such a fatass when she sat on the toilet it started singing A, B, C, D, E, F, G,- GET YOUR FATASS OFF OF ME!! | | SCN | --Guest Sarah_H**Tha_Bitch Thu October 24, 02 05:08 PM |
| Yo momma such a fatass she sat on the toilet and it started singing A, B C, D, E, F, G, GET YOUR FATASS OFF OF ME!! | | SCN | --Guest such a fatass Thu October 24, 02 04:36 PM |
| hello | | SCN | --Guest mister homie Wed October 23, 02 01:39 PM |
| ur mommas just like a shotgun after one cock shes ready to blow | | SCN | --Guest Philip Guido/Alex saunde Wed October 23, 02 09:27 AM |
| Yo mamma is such a hoe, I would have been ya daddy but the line was too long! | | SCN | --Sha_Kera72301 Mon October 21, 02 11:13 AM |
| so foolish every day she urinates on her bed | | SCN | --Guest DAVID EVANS Mon October 21, 02 05:32 AM |
| your mommas so fat you have to grease the doorway and dangle a twinkie just to get her outside | | SCN | --Guest anthony molina Fri October 18, 02 01:47 PM |
| your mommas like a ketchup bottle she gets turned up side down banged on the bottom and comes slowly | | SCN | --Guest anthony molina Fri October 18, 02 01:42 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your moms so stupid she Fri October 18, 02 11:19 AM |
| Your mom is like a pooltable, shell rack your balls for a quarter!....... your mom is so slutty when she heard santa claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it 3 times | | SCN | --Guest mememme Fri October 18, 02 12:25 AM |
| Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the world, she broke it. | | SCN | --libgurl2002 Thu October 17, 02 04:48 PM |
| hmghcjhmhjmuiiuf | | SCN | --Guest gdmikbyh Thu October 17, 02 10:25 AM |
| your mom is so fat that she puts the fat in fatass | | SCN | --Guest kihjjjf Thu October 17, 02 10:23 AM |
| your momma is so fat that if she was my momma i wouldnt hug her | | SCN | --Guest kihjjjf Thu October 17, 02 10:18 AM |
| your momma is so fat when she did the truffel shuffle she killed ten people | | SCN | --Guest no one Thu October 17, 02 10:16 AM |
| your mom is so fat if she sat on u it wouldnt be fun | | SCN | --Guest ted Thu October 17, 02 10:12 AM |
| Your momas so fat when she sat on a qaurter snot came out of goerge washingtons nose... | | SCN | --Guest Mommasucks Wed October 16, 02 08:20 PM |
| Your Moms so stupid, she thinks unprotected sex is leaving her knee pads off! | | SCN | --Guest Jesse Wed October 16, 02 10:37 AM |
| your mommas so fat, at the start of the day she had heels, by the end of the day, they were flatz. | | SCN | --Guest sweetnsour0902 Tue October 15, 02 06:31 PM |
| ugly when she was born the Doctors put her in an incubator with tinted windows. | | SCN | --Guest Ka$h Tue October 15, 02 03:46 PM |
| yo mommas so poor , the rats wipe their feet on the way out of her house. | | SCN | --Guest me Tue October 15, 02 07:23 AM |
| your mommas so loose its like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. | | SCN | --Guest your mom Mon October 14, 02 08:23 PM |
| fukin stupid she ran into a parked car. | | SCN | --Guest Heather and dana badger Mon October 14, 02 10:30 AM |
| Yo Mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family! | | SCN | --techy_chic Sun October 13, 02 09:13 AM |
| yo momma so fat she jumped in a pool of whales and they started singing we are family | | SCN | --Guest 5542jay Sun October 13, 02 08:30 AM |
| you all have some gay jokes. Get lives and get off the computer! | | SCN | --Guest Snoop Dogg Sun October 13, 02 12:20 AM |
| your mommas like a shot gun, one cock and shes ready to blow | | SCN | --Guest BillyBong Sat October 12, 02 11:50 PM |
| Whats the difference between yo mamma and a lightbulb? You can only unscrew the lightbulb. | | SCN | --somedudeTMB Sat October 12, 02 09:47 PM |
| yo mommas so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they threw a blanket over the ocean! | | SCN | --Guest Amy Sat October 12, 02 05:07 PM |
| ugly that when she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals | | SCN | --Guest taylor9999 Sat October 12, 02 02:33 PM |
| ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning | | SCN | --Guest taylor999 Sat October 12, 02 02:30 PM |
| yo mama so fat she put an cup of water in the tub and she overfloed it!!! | | SCN | --Guest D-dawg Wwallin Fri October 11, 02 05:35 PM |
| yo mamma so cheap the bich cant even PAY attention | | SCN | --Guest D-Dawg wallin Fri October 11, 02 05:29 PM |
| your mommas so fat when she goes to visit the moon theres an eclipse! | | SCN | --Guest gremliminator Fri October 11, 02 03:31 AM |
| your momma is so fat she uses highway 93 as a slip-in slide. | | SCN | --Guest BilyBong Thu October 10, 02 11:02 PM |
| yo mommas so fat she was baptised in the pacific ocean | | SCN | --Guest e-m Thu October 10, 02 11:54 AM |
| yo mamas so stupid u i asked her if she had a color tv and she said what color | | SCN | --ps2rocks08 Wed October 9, 02 08:36 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid she went in walgreens and said that these walls are not green | | SCN | --Guest Nick Wed October 9, 02 07:06 PM |
| yo mamma so hairy that it looks like she has Don King in a headlock!!! | | SCN | --Guest D-Dawg Wallin Wed October 9, 02 02:04 PM |
| Yo momma so poor, she was kickin a can down the street i said what you doin and she said movin | | SCN | --BigDer Wed October 9, 02 12:00 PM |
| yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind! | | SCN | --Guest malosa11 Tue October 8, 02 06:08 PM |
| yo mommas so ugly the goverment moved halloween to her birth day | | SCN | --Guest e-m Tue October 8, 02 02:58 PM |
| yo mommas so fat , at the restaurant when they give her the menu she replies yes please | | SCN | --Guest e-m Tue October 8, 02 02:56 PM |
| yo mommas so fat Dr Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes | | SCN | --Guest e-m Tue October 8, 02 02:12 PM |
| yo mamma so poor, I rang the doorbell and she stuck her head out the window to say ding dong | | SCN | --Guest udirtyrat85 Fri October 4, 02 10:49 PM |
| yo mammas so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her daddy | | SCN | --Guest udirtyrat85 Fri October 4, 02 10:42 PM |
| yo mama is so stupid, she married yo daddy | | SCN | --Guest mthe1337one Fri October 4, 02 11:59 AM |
| yo mommas so fat she bleeds chocolate milk | | SCN | --juggalochick666 Thu October 3, 02 05:18 PM |
| yo mama so dumb she was selling potatto chips out on a steet corner yelling out-FREE LAYS~!!!! | | SCN | --Guest ~*ChRiStInE*~ Thu October 3, 02 03:53 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat, when she went skydiving, everyone thought the China Syndrome was occuring again | | SCN | --somedudeTMB Wed October 2, 02 10:55 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat last time she sw 90210 it was on the bathroom scale | | SCN | --Guest Tears Wed October 2, 02 10:03 PM |
| Cops shot at yo momma mistaking her for a donut | | SCN | --Guest Ed Wed October 2, 02 09:56 PM |
| Tell yo moma to stop looking for a date at the pound | | SCN | --Guest Bill Wed October 2, 02 09:54 PM |
| yo mamma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!! | | SCN | --Guest Rech45 Wed October 2, 02 04:09 PM |
| Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. | | SCN | --~Dancing~Queen~ Wed October 2, 02 02:46 PM |
| yo mama like a tv even a two year old can turn on | | SCN | --maddie2u Wed October 2, 02 02:30 AM |
| yo mommas so fat she takes all three hits from a mutalisk | | SCN | --Guest Tue October 1, 02 11:03 PM |
| yo momma is like 7-11 open all night hot and ready to go and for 89 cents u get a slurpee | | SCN | --mike4887 Sat September 28, 02 06:40 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest James Sat September 28, 02 02:55 PM |
| Your momma is like a penny,cheap and easy to find | | SCN | --Guest Jasmin K. Fri September 27, 02 09:10 PM |
| Your momma is so skinny,she got flushed down the toilet. | | SCN | --Guest J@$m!N Fri September 27, 02 09:07 PM |
| Your momas so ugly that freddy couldnt scare her | | SCN | --Guest Graham Wed September 25, 02 08:22 PM |
| your moma | | SCN | --Guest Graham Wed September 25, 02 08:20 PM |
| your momas so ugly that the boogie man wouldnt scare her | | SCN | --Guest Frances Wed September 25, 02 08:17 PM |
| your mom is so fat she stuck her butt out the window and got busted for crack | | SCN | --Guest Graham Wed September 25, 02 08:12 PM |
| yo momma so fat that wen she wears a yellow dress ppl go taxi... but wen she wears a red dress ppl go KOOL AID!!!! rite bak atcha | | SCN | --Guest J.Lo Tue September 24, 02 09:35 PM |
| your momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and she made skittes come out. how you like that! | | SCN | --Guest Krystal Tue September 24, 02 08:32 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Mon September 23, 02 08:56 PM |
| Yo Mommas so fat she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin. | | SCN | --Guest Batmii Sun September 22, 02 11:31 AM |
| Yo Mommas so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved to death | | SCN | --nicesoot Sat September 21, 02 11:12 AM |
| Yo Mommas so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved to death | | SCN | --nicesoot Sat September 21, 02 11:09 AM |
| yo momma so old her birth certificate is written in stone in hyrogliphics | | SCN | --missyjo Wed September 18, 02 11:05 PM |
| yo momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued | | SCN | --missyjo Wed September 18, 02 11:03 PM |
| Yo momma is so poor i went to her house, steped on a cockroach and she yelled hey thats my dinner! | | SCN | --Guest skater_dude_20_02 Wed September 18, 02 05:59 PM |
| Yo Momma is so poor i walked in the front door and went out the back at the same time | | SCN | --Guest skater_dude_20_02 Wed September 18, 02 05:54 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest hairy, her chest hair go Tue September 17, 02 10:23 PM |
| fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck | | SCN | --Guest this_isnt_elvis Tue September 17, 02 09:10 PM |
| YOUR MOMMAS ARMPITS ARE SO HARY IT LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT DON KING IN A HEAD LOCK | | SCN | --Guest JOHN CORTEZ JR Tue September 17, 02 08:53 PM |
| Your mom has so many crabs she has to pour salt water in her pants to keep them fresh | | SCN | --Guest skunkhead998 Tue September 17, 02 02:41 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest sk8 Tue September 17, 02 02:40 PM |
| THE LAST TIME I RINSED YA MAM, SHE WAS SO FAT THAT SHE ROCKED ME TO SLEEP! | | SCN | --Guest Flying Hedgehog Mon September 16, 02 12:19 PM |
| your mamas so fat that when i shagged her i had to roll her in flour and look for the wet patch! | | SCN | --Guest bucket monster - England Mon September 16, 02 12:14 PM |
| ur mommas like a trutle once shes on her back shes fucked | | SCN | --Guest Kyle Sun September 15, 02 09:10 PM |
| Yo momma is so fat she needs two area codes. | | SCN | --MafiaLapKitten Sun September 15, 02 12:40 PM |
| Your moma is so fat the other day she was wearing a yellow dress and all the neighborhood children tried to get on her.(the thought she was the school bus) | | SCN | --MafiaLapKitten Sun September 15, 02 12:39 PM |
| fat, she comes from both sides of the family | | SCN | --Guest amygirl Sun September 15, 02 05:08 AM |
| she broke her leg and gravy came out | | SCN | --Guest amygirl Sun September 15, 02 05:07 AM |
| your moma is like a shotgun 1 cock and she blows | | SCN | --Guest kevin mm Fri September 13, 02 02:44 PM |
| yo mommas so fat she uses a cloud for a tampon | | SCN | --Guest jumbomaxi Fri September 13, 02 03:36 AM |
| yo mommas so fat herculeys couldnt lift her | | SCN | --Guest jumbomaxi Fri September 13, 02 03:35 AM |
| your momma is so fat the only way stopping from going to jenny craig show is the door | | SCN | --Guest TheInfamous Wed September 11, 02 06:47 AM |
| yo mammas like a gumball machine....25 cents per blow | | SCN | --3dd_ginger_lover Mon September 9, 02 06:52 PM |
| yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater | | SCN | --shannon19x69 Sun September 8, 02 10:53 PM |
| yo mammas so ugly, when she looked out the window this mornin, she got arrested for mooning!!!!! | | SCN | --sweetznstuff Sun September 8, 02 08:56 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat shes got her own area code | | SCN | --Pretty_Hate_Machine Sun September 8, 02 04:41 PM |
| Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the drug clinic cause she thought she was Hooked on Phonics! | | SCN | --teen4bama Sun September 8, 02 01:01 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest like a MrBucket, everyon Fri September 6, 02 03:45 PM |
| Your momma is so stoopid she put an energizer battery up her but and said I got the power | | SCN | --PurplePunk Thu September 5, 02 10:35 PM |
| fuck you yo mommas | | SCN | --Guest god Tue September 3, 02 08:17 PM |
| Yo mommas so stupid she thought a ribbed condom was SOUL FOOD! | | SCN | --broken_wings Tue September 3, 02 04:59 PM |
| the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale | | SCN | --Guest fat Tue September 3, 02 04:42 PM |
| Yo Mommas so stupid she bought asolar powered flashlight | | SCN | --Guest chris gray Tue September 3, 02 02:20 PM |
| Yo mamma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in pre- school. | | SCN | --Looney-Red Tue September 3, 02 01:44 AM |
| Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles came out | | SCN | --Juggalo_superstar15 Mon September 2, 02 09:21 PM |
| cause its fun | | SCN | --Guest why do i like smokin wee Mon September 2, 02 02:25 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest i like smokin weed and g Mon September 2, 02 02:23 AM |
| cause im gonna get stoned and get laid | | SCN | --Guest i cant wait til hallowee Mon September 2, 02 02:19 AM |
| yo mama is so big she used a VCR as a beeper | | SCN | --Guest Sun September 1, 02 11:36 PM |
| Yo Mommas So poor, tha when I saw her in the street kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing, she said, Moving. | | SCN | --cheergreen Sat August 31, 02 05:45 PM |
| Do the zoo keepers, feed Yo momma | | SCN | --Guest b.c. Sat August 31, 02 12:37 AM |
| Is yo moma a she man | | SCN | --Guest T_Guy Sat August 31, 02 12:19 AM |
| Is yo moma a she man | | SCN | --Guest Sat August 31, 02 12:19 AM |
| your momma is like chinese food. fast easy and cheap | | SCN | --Dead_Chick_33 Fri August 30, 02 05:58 PM |
| YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR FAINTED! | | SCN | --Guest HOTIE Fri August 30, 02 02:57 PM |
| Yo mamas armpits look like she has Mr. T in a headlock | | SCN | --Guest Jim Wed August 28, 02 07:46 PM |
| Muscle and a beard reminds me of Yo mamma | | SCN | --Guest Jim Wed August 28, 02 07:42 PM |
| yo momma so fat she eats her cereal from a sattalite dish | | SCN | --Guest drummer-69 Wed August 28, 02 07:33 PM |
| YOUR MAMMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PLAYED KING OF THE HILL SHE WAS THE HILL | | SCN | --Guest CRAZY HINA Wed August 28, 02 07:27 PM |
| YOUR MAMMA SO FAT WHEN WE WENT 2 KFC THEY ASKED HER WHAT SIZE BUCKET SHE WANTED SHE SAID THE ONE ON THE ROOF. | | SCN | --Guest CRAZY HINA Wed August 28, 02 07:25 PM |
| YO MOMMA IS SO OLD THAT i WENT TO PAT HER ON HER BACK AND HER TITS FELL OFF | | SCN | --Guest TOOTSIE Wed August 28, 02 07:20 PM |
| YO MOMMA IS SO BLACK WHEN THE COPS SHOT HER THE BULLETS CAME BACK ASKING FOR A FLASH LIGHT | | SCN | --Guest TOOTSIE Wed August 28, 02 07:17 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest TOOTSIE Wed August 28, 02 07:14 PM |
| Yo mommas so ugly just after she was born, her mother said What a treasure! and her father said Yes, lets go bury it. | | SCN | --hotchick4 Wed August 28, 02 12:20 AM |
| If it looks like a gorilla, walks like one its Yo motha | | SCN | --Guest Jim Tue August 27, 02 11:02 PM |
| Did Fat Albert and congo Gorilla, prouduce you | | SCN | --Guest Jim Tue August 27, 02 10:58 PM |
| yo mamma so dumb when she went to a pg 13 movie she went home and got 12 friends | | SCN | --boy_tamer2002 Tue August 27, 02 05:11 PM |
| yo mamma so dumb when she went to a pg 13 movie she went home and got 12 friends | | SCN | --boy_tamer2002 Tue August 27, 02 04:54 PM |
| yo mammas so dumb she popped out a dumbshit like you | | SCN | --punker_dude Mon August 26, 02 12:53 PM |
| When your mon wears red....everyone yells kool-aid | | SCN | --Guest Nick Smith Sun August 25, 02 06:59 PM |
| FUCKING YOUR MOM IS LIKE PUTTING A HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY | | SCN | --Guest Nick Smith Sun August 25, 02 06:56 PM |
| When your momma missed the 10-bus she took the 5 twice | | SCN | --Guest Nick Smith Sun August 25, 02 06:55 PM |
| Yo mommas like Humpty Dumpty ...first she gets humped then she gets dumped | | SCN | --Guest Nick Smith Sun August 25, 02 06:54 PM |
| Yo mommas liike a penny ...cheap and you can find her any day on the street | | SCN | --Guest Nick Smith Sun August 25, 02 06:53 PM |
| Yo mommas like expired milk.....white and chuncky | | SCN | --Guest Nick Smith Sun August 25, 02 06:52 PM |
| Yo mommas so dumb she spent 20 minutes looking at a box of orange juice because it said concentrate | | SCN | --Guest Nick Smith Sun August 25, 02 06:51 PM |
| Is true that Yo momma really made Ray Charles go blind | | SCN | --Guest T.C. Fri August 23, 02 04:39 PM |
| Is Yo momma really Little Red Riding Hood and did the wolf really run away | | SCN | --Guest Bill Thu August 22, 02 01:48 PM |
| yo mom is so stuped she jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side | | SCN | --Guest warrren Wed August 21, 02 07:26 PM |
| So thats how Yo mamma looks after the Douglas fight | | SCN | --Guest Bill Wed August 21, 02 05:07 PM |
| yo mom is so po she cant afford the o or the r | | SCN | --Guest Tyler Skelton Tue August 20, 02 03:33 AM |
| Your mom is so fat when god said let there be light he told her to get her fat ass out of the way | | SCN | --Guest Tyler Skelton Mon August 19, 02 08:47 PM |
| Yo Momma so dumb that she thought a pool ball was a gum ball | | SCN | --Guest pops Thu August 15, 02 08:27 PM |
| Yo Momma so dumb that she thought a pool ball was a gum ball | | SCN | --Guest pops Thu August 15, 02 08:25 PM |
| Your mother looks like Fat Albert in drag, lol | | SCN | --Guest Wild_Man Wed August 14, 02 08:37 PM |
| fat she looks like big poop | | SCN | --Guest Bill Wed August 14, 02 07:52 PM |
| fat, that she uses a helecopter for transportation | | SCN | --Guest Ed Wed August 14, 02 07:48 PM |
| Id fuck your mom but the bitch is too fat | | SCN | --Guest inyourface Tue August 13, 02 11:10 PM |
| Your momma.... FUCK THIS SITE YOU GAY ASS HORNY SHIT NIGGERS | | SCN | --AllLiving Tue August 13, 02 03:44 AM |
| poop | | SCN | --Guest bofadeez Mon August 12, 02 10:44 PM |
| Yo Mamas So Fat That When She Was In School She Sat Next To Everybody | | SCN | --Guest Courtz_Hottie Sat August 10, 02 07:16 PM |
| yo mommas so poor she was movin the trashcan and i asked her what she was doin and she said movin | | SCN | --Guest evan Sat August 10, 02 01:35 AM |
| YO MOMMA IS LIKE A CAMERA PRESS HER BUTTONS N SHELL FLASH | | SCN | --Guest AzNRiCeBoI Fri August 9, 02 06:31 PM |
| Yo momma is like a T.V. even a 6 year old can turn her on! | | SCN | --Guest AzNRiCeBoI Fri August 9, 02 06:02 PM |
| Yo Momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car | | SCN | --Guest AzNRiCeBoI Fri August 9, 02 06:01 PM |
| Yo momma is soo damn ugly...She makes the blind kids cry! Yall cant diss for shit! Yall can kiss my ass! | | SCN | --Guest Ghetto_Booty_Girl Tue August 6, 02 10:40 AM |
| yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow n skittles popped out! | | SCN | --Guest skittles Mon August 5, 02 09:56 PM |
| Yo Momma is so Fat SHE JUMPED INTO THE OCEAN AND THE WHALES STARTED SINGING WE ARE FAMILY. | | SCN | --Guest SMD Mon August 5, 02 05:53 PM |
| Your momma is SO fat, when she walks people ask where someone got that much JELLO | | SCN | --DarkLightning Thu August 1, 02 04:01 PM |
| man ur jokes r so gay | | SCN | --Guest tyler the rappa Wed July 31, 02 11:05 PM |
| your mammas so old as I asked her who her bf in high school was and she said jesus | | SCN | --blank_the_bomb Wed July 31, 02 10:35 AM |
| YO MUMMAS SO FAT THE ONLY THING STOPIN HER FROM Mc DONALDS WAZ THE DOOR | | SCN | --Guest the mumma Wed July 31, 02 06:52 AM |
| your mommas so fat her levis say 747 | | SCN | --Guest Spiderdawg Mon July 29, 02 11:50 AM |
| your mommas so fat she walked outside and the kids yelled OH MY GOD !!! IS THAT A TWIX CANDY BAR ??? | | SCN | --Guest Kyle Thu July 25, 02 09:47 PM |
| u people r so stuupid nobody can make good jokes u fags | | SCN | --Guest Nate Dogg Thu July 25, 02 10:10 AM |
| YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT I WAS SHAGGING HER AND ROLLED OVER 3 TIMES AND WAS STILL ON THE BITCH!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest dunghatch Wed July 24, 02 10:09 AM |
| your mommas so fat she sat on a fiver and made the queens nose bleed | | SCN | --Guest dunghatch Wed July 24, 02 10:00 AM |
| fat the police saw her on a street corner and said break it up | | SCN | --Guest dunghatch Wed July 24, 02 09:58 AM |
| Ur mommas so old when she farts spider and cobwebs come out | | SCN | --Ary67 Wed July 24, 02 01:14 AM |
| Ur mommas so ugly you cant even pay a male hooker to do her | | SCN | --Ary67 Wed July 24, 02 01:09 AM |
| Ur mommas so fat that the grand canyon is her cereal bowl | | SCN | --Ary67 Wed July 24, 02 01:08 AM |
| ur mommas so ugly they had to tie a bone around her neck just to get the dog to play with her | | SCN | --Ary67 Wed July 24, 02 01:07 AM |
| fat her belt size is equator | | SCN | --Guest Spote Tue July 23, 02 09:44 PM |
| ur mammas so ugly when she lokoked out the window she got a ticket for mooning | | SCN | --Guest Nate Dogg Mon July 22, 02 12:21 PM |
| ur mammas so fat she made big bird look like a rubber duck | | SCN | --Guest Nate Dogg Mon July 22, 02 12:20 PM |
| ur mammas so fat when god said let their be light he told her to move her fat ass out the way | | SCN | --Guest Nate Dogg Mon July 22, 02 12:20 PM |
| ur mammas so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air | | SCN | --Guest Nate Dogg Mon July 22, 02 12:18 PM |
| YOUR MAMA SUCKED SO MUCH DICK THAT SHE HAD TO GET KNEE PADS PUT IN ALL HER DRESSES | | SCN | --black_angel Thu July 18, 02 05:06 PM |
| Yo Momma so ugly, her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her. | | SCN | --STLBabyGurl127 Thu July 18, 02 02:37 PM |
| Yo Mommas So nice! and quiet! shes being in grave yard for 1 week already! | | SCN | --adrenalincrush Tue July 16, 02 01:54 AM |
| Yo Mommas so beautiful just like judge judy | | SCN | --adrenalincrush Tue July 16, 02 01:48 AM |
| Your mamma is so fat, the elevator guy said, Sorry, this elevator only supports 375 pounds!! | | SCN | --Guest Yo Mamma Sun July 7, 02 09:44 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat she got on an elevator and it went straight to down town china | | SCN | --Guest Jessie Sat July 6, 02 05:01 PM |
| yo mama is so hairy wen she lift up her arm pits she taught she had king kong in a head lock | | SCN | --Guest Yo mama Fri July 5, 02 07:40 AM |
| yo mama is so stupid stole free bread | | SCN | --Guest Yo MaMA Fri July 5, 02 07:37 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Yo MaMa Fri July 5, 02 07:30 AM |
| your mamas so poor she cant kill the roaches in her house because they pay half the rent | | SCN | --Guest matt Thu July 4, 02 05:31 PM |
| Yo momma so fat Rand McNally had to take her picture. | | SCN | --Guest Insultinator Thu July 4, 02 05:32 AM |
| Your mama is so ugly, they give her an extra 364 | | SCN | --Guest hellofagood Wed July 3, 02 11:00 PM |
| Yo Momma so poor she charges herself to finger bang. | | SCN | --Guest Diamond-Starr Wed July 3, 02 09:06 AM |
| fat she got more chins than a hong kong phone book | | SCN | --Guest Zack Tue July 2, 02 11:06 PM |
| ur moms so dumb that when she robbed a bank she hid in the police car. | | SCN | --Guest dikky Mon July 1, 02 04:53 PM |
| Yo momma so poor when I came over for dinner I asked her what we were having, she lifted her legs and said CRABS!!!! | | SCN | --Guest JokerX Sat June 29, 02 01:32 AM |
| Yo momma so ugly I put a paper bag over her head during sex... | | SCN | --Guest JokerX Sat June 29, 02 01:30 AM |
| Yo momma so fugly(fuckin ugly)in WWII we dropped her on Japan and killed everybody!!!! | | SCN | --Guest JokerX Sat June 29, 02 01:28 AM |
| Yo Mommas so fat she used a tree as a chair | | SCN | --Guest Jocelyn Adair Fri June 28, 02 04:26 PM |
| Yo Momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out | | SCN | --Cute_Physco_Kitty Fri June 28, 02 02:14 PM |
| yo mommas so dirty she had to cut the string on her tampon because the crabs kept bungie jumping | | SCN | --HotgirlXR2007 Wed June 26, 02 11:05 PM |
| your mama is so ugly they filmed gorrilas in the mist in her shower | | SCN | --xxchicksonspeedxx Tue June 25, 02 04:02 PM |
| your moms so ugly that they gave her an application for a haunted house. | | SCN | --Guest jokerz Sun June 23, 02 06:56 PM |
| your moma is so fat she put on a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi !!! | | SCN | --Guest your m0m182 Sun June 23, 02 05:24 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest your mommas like a gas s Sun June 23, 02 06:05 AM |
| your mom is so stupid she fixed me supper last night while i was takin a dump | | SCN | --Guest grant Sun June 23, 02 12:36 AM |
| your mom is so stupid she picked her nose | | SCN | --Guest grant Sun June 23, 02 12:35 AM |
| your mom is so stupidshe farts with her mouth | | SCN | --Guest grant Sun June 23, 02 12:34 AM |
| your mom is so hott she walked on the sun | | SCN | --Guest grant Sun June 23, 02 12:33 AM |
| your mom is so dumb she calles her self dumb | | SCN | --Guest caleb merrit Sun June 23, 02 12:33 AM |
| yo momma so gay she is gayer than gay | | SCN | --Guest misha Sun June 23, 02 12:29 AM |
| ure mum is so fat they marked her on the map | | SCN | --Guest lil' taz Sat June 22, 02 08:57 AM |
| ure mum is so fat she has to pay taxes in 14 different countries | | SCN | --Guest lil'taz Fri June 21, 02 12:59 PM |
| ure mum is so fat she has to pay taxes in 14 different countries | | SCN | --Guest lil'taz Fri June 21, 02 12:59 PM |
| yo momma so fat she feels up the bath tub the then turns on the water | | SCN | --Guest josh Fri June 21, 02 12:58 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest ashlei Thu June 20, 02 01:34 PM |
| Yo mommas so ugly any way you fuck her its still doggy style | | SCN | --Guest yo mmoma Tue June 18, 02 01:35 PM |
| YO MAMMA IS OLD SHE FARTS DUST | | SCN | --Guest MC P From O T Tue June 18, 02 05:20 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest MC P From O T Tue June 18, 02 05:19 AM |
| Yo mamas so stoopid, she climbed over a clear glass wall to see what was on the other side!!! | | SCN | --TheElvenCreature Tue June 18, 02 01:22 AM |
| Yo mommas so ugly, when she goes into the haunted house, she came out with a job appilication. | | SCN | --HeavenzAngel Sun June 16, 02 02:51 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest rj Thu June 13, 02 04:36 PM |
| yo momma has to put ice down her pants to save the crabs | | SCN | --cazzjr Thu June 13, 02 02:49 PM |
| your mammas so dirty she lost 10lbs. in the shower dirty biotch | | SCN | --Guest smiles Wed June 12, 02 12:19 PM |
| Yo mamma is so old God is her Yearbooks!! | | SCN | --Cool_guy_1 Wed June 12, 02 12:34 AM |
| Yo mammais so poor, that she had to use a rubber glove as a condom!! | | SCN | --Guest lil'lady Wed June 12, 02 12:01 AM |
| stupid she created the pig leg with a kik stand | | SCN | --Guest Minime2000 Tue June 11, 02 08:29 PM |
| Yo Mammas so nasty that your dad ate her out and got crabs. | | SCN | --Guest Joe Mamma Tue June 11, 02 02:58 PM |
| yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a six pack of oscar meyer hot dogs | | SCN | --Guest justy89 Mon June 10, 02 03:13 AM |
| yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in first grade | | SCN | --lindathug Sun June 9, 02 11:02 PM |
| Your momma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing WE ARE FAMILY! | | SCN | --Cloud_Strife_and_buster_sword Sun June 9, 02 01:06 AM |
| yo momma so old and fat, her ass was a cave for the indians | | SCN | --chicky_101 Sat June 8, 02 07:22 PM |
| ya mammaso stupid she stood at the stop sign waiting for it to say go. | | SCN | --Guest C.J. Fri June 7, 02 09:56 PM |
| ya mammaso stupid she stood at the stop sign waiting for it to say go. | | SCN | --Guest C.J. Fri June 7, 02 09:56 PM |
| ya mammaso stupid she stood at the stop sign waiting for it to say go. | | SCN | --Guest C.J. Fri June 7, 02 09:55 PM |
| your so fat her ass looks like to pigs fighting over a milk dud | | SCN | --Guest Robert Thu June 6, 02 09:08 PM |
| 13 | | SCN | --Guest paul fua Thu June 6, 02 05:22 PM |
| your mommas so fat shes the one who seperated Pangea into seven different continents | | SCN | --Guest mcboy Thu June 6, 02 03:32 PM |
| your mom is so fat she makes godzilla look like a acision figure | | SCN | --Guest footy Wed June 5, 02 06:25 PM |
| white,she farts chalk and cries milk | | SCN | --Guest Lizzle Blade Wed June 5, 02 05:32 PM |
| Your mamas so skinny she can hanglide on a dorito | | SCN | --Guest Through The Eyes Wed June 5, 02 04:46 PM |
| your momma is so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth | | SCN | --Guest dustin Wed June 5, 02 02:10 PM |
| Your mom is so cross-eyed, she bent over to pick up a dime & got two nickels | | SCN | --Guest Holdmyown Tue June 4, 02 01:54 PM |
| yo momma so fat youd have to take a train and three buses just to get to her good side | | SCN | --londell Mon June 3, 02 05:26 PM |
| yo mammas like a moped scooter every one rides her but no one admits it | | SCN | --Guest jo jo Sat June 1, 02 11:22 PM |
| yo mammas like a moped scooter every one rides her but no one admits it | | SCN | --Guest jo jo Sat June 1, 02 11:21 PM |
| Yo Mamas so ugly her parents had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!!! | | SCN | --TrU_HoT_GuRl Sat June 1, 02 11:18 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid she thought hashbrown was a color | | SCN | --lifeisabitch02 Sat June 1, 02 10:13 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid that she put on some slip-on shoes and tried to tie them up! | | SCN | --lifeisabitch02 Sat June 1, 02 09:48 PM |
| your momma is so cheap she uses and cherrio for a a nosering | | SCN | --goaliekate32 Sat June 1, 02 05:43 PM |
| Your mommas so fat shes also ugly | | SCN | --Guest Karl Folwes Sat June 1, 02 05:19 AM |
| Your mommas so fat | | SCN | --Guest Mr X Sat June 1, 02 05:18 AM |
| ya mom teeth so yellow that when she smile cars yeild | | SCN | --Guest Britteny Fri May 31, 02 10:21 PM |
| what | | SCN | --Guest martha e castillo Fri May 31, 02 11:04 AM |
| l. | | SCN | --Guest lk.l Thu May 30, 02 07:29 PM |
| ya mamma so old she gave dinosaurs head | | SCN | --Guest Britteny Thu May 30, 02 02:13 PM |
| ya mamma hair so nappy moses couldnt even part it | | SCN | --Guest Catresse Thu May 30, 02 02:09 PM |
| yo mammas so fat that she uses a matriss as a tampon. | | SCN | --Guest coner senhat Thu May 30, 02 09:02 AM |
| your momas so fat that she went to the restaurant and look at the menu and said,okay. | | SCN | --Guest dts3415 Wed May 29, 02 10:08 PM |
| your mamas so fat, she wore a black dress outside & priests were praying it wasnt doomsday! | | SCN | --Guest chicken butt Wed May 29, 02 08:51 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat that when she passes in front of the TV we miss two episodes of Friends. | | SCN | --angeljag2004 Wed May 29, 02 06:12 PM |
| your mommas so fat it take a bus and two trains just to get on her good side. | | SCN | --angeljag2004 Wed May 29, 02 06:10 PM |
| ya momma is so fat she went to wal-mart triped over k-mart and fell on target | | SCN | --Guest brandon Mon May 27, 02 09:48 PM |
| YOUR MOM IS SO STUPIED SHE ASKED FOR A PRICE CHECK AT A DOLLAR STORE | | SCN | --Guest Crispy Mon May 27, 02 09:06 AM |
| YOUR MOM IS SO CROSS EYED SHE THREW A ROCK AT THE GROUND AND MISSED | | SCN | --Guest Crispy Mon May 27, 02 09:04 AM |
| Your mommas so fat and ugly, she made the Fat Swimmer Club run out of business by scaring the members as well as breaking the pool. | | SCN | --Guest Weng Fung Sun May 26, 02 07:46 PM |
| YA MOMMAS SO FAT SHE ROLLS DICE WITH CRATES | | SCN | --Guest JOY Sun May 26, 02 02:01 PM |
| S | | SCN | --Guest T Sat May 25, 02 03:41 PM |
| Yo momma so fath would pu a rain coat on an every ody would yell taxi.ly | | SCN | --Guest dylan Fri May 24, 02 04:47 PM |
| fat that when she was going to call some one she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call | | SCN | --Guest Fallon Hetrick Fri May 24, 02 11:57 AM |
| fat if i had cut he it would bleed gravy | | SCN | --Guest Shanita Mason Fri May 24, 02 10:55 AM |
| it started to sing a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get youre stincky ass of me. | | SCN | --Guest youre momma is so fat th Thu May 23, 02 11:46 PM |
| yo mama is so black when the police shot a bullet at her it came back asking for a flashlight | | SCN | --Guest isabella -atl Tue May 21, 02 07:38 PM |
| your moms so fat if i cut her legs it would bleed gravy | | SCN | --Guest weeetabix Mon May 20, 02 06:21 AM |
| your moms so fat she hadto get baptised at sea world | | SCN | --Guest weeetabix Mon May 20, 02 06:20 AM |
| your moms like nike, just do it | | SCN | --Guest hellraiser456 Mon May 20, 02 03:38 AM |
| Yo mama so dumb that she waited at the STOP sign until it said GO! | | SCN | --Guest Lil Mickey Sun May 19, 02 02:22 PM |
| Your momma is so stupid she does not know how to dalil 9.1.1 | | SCN | --Guest Robert Sat May 18, 02 04:53 PM |
| Your Mommas So Fat She Plays Pool With The Planets | | SCN | --greeniscool Sat May 18, 02 02:19 PM |
| i dunno | | SCN | --Guest nunya Sat May 18, 02 01:41 PM |
| yo mumma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car | | SCN | --Guest Ash the best Sat May 18, 02 07:50 AM |
| yo daddy got dick do disease.......his stomach hang out farther that his dick do | | SCN | --Guest Synphony.W Fri May 17, 02 08:35 PM |
| black when she gets out the car the oil light comes on. | | SCN | --Guest chris carter Fri May 17, 02 08:44 AM |
| your mamas so dum she tried to drown a gold fish she | | SCN | --Guest fat man Thu May 16, 02 09:16 PM |
| YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID,WHEN SHE THREW A GRENADE AT ME I PULLED THE PIN AND THREW IT BACK | | SCN | --Guest PHAT PAT Thu May 16, 02 09:01 PM |
| your mamas like a bowling ball first she gets fingered then she gets guttered then she cums back 4 more | | SCN | --Guest -fucker Tue May 14, 02 05:39 PM |
| Yo momma is so poor some guy dropped a cigarette and she said, Clap your hands and stomp your feet. Thank the Lord that we got heat! | | SCN | --PunkRockPoet Mon May 13, 02 04:52 PM |
| your momma is so black she had to wear white gloves when eating tootsie rolls | | SCN | --Guest ??????? Sun May 12, 02 04:14 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Sun May 12, 02 04:13 PM |
| your mommas house is so dirty the hoover has mud flaps | | SCN | --Guest housty Fri May 10, 02 09:18 AM |
| when she stepped on the sacle it said we dont do livestock | | SCN | --Guest your momma's so fat Thu May 9, 02 04:05 PM |
| Yo mama house is so dusty that the roaches ride around in dust buster | | SCN | --Guest Thu May 9, 02 03:38 PM |
| Yomama breath is so nasty that when she burps her teeth duck | | SCN | --Guest G.A. mistress Thu May 9, 02 03:37 PM |
| ya momma so ugly she had a trashcan named after her | | SCN | --Guest guest Mon May 6, 02 09:30 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest big balls Sun May 5, 02 08:42 PM |
| yo mamas so fat she uses a matress for a tampon | | SCN | --Guest catnip Sun May 5, 02 02:44 PM |
| y0 moms so fat she stepped on a scale and it told her to get the fuck off | | SCN | --Guest dax fool Thu May 2, 02 11:28 PM |
| Yo mama so fat, when she go out to a club dancin, the band skips! | | SCN | --Guest Lori Treadway"the ScaryE Tue April 30, 02 01:11 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Mon April 29, 02 07:04 PM |
| Erick the king | | SCN | --Guest your mom is so dumm she Mon April 29, 02 07:03 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Erick Mon April 29, 02 06:58 PM |
| your mama is so fat, she sat on a rianbow and skittles started poppin out | | SCN | --Guest DaNnY ..Oh YeA.. Sat April 27, 02 09:28 PM |
| your momma so fat when she got on a scale and it said to infinity and beyond | | SCN | --Guest big pun Sat April 27, 02 02:33 PM |
| ya mom.com/Nan now f*ck you c*nts | | SCN | --Guest Sam.G Thu April 25, 02 10:05 AM |
| Yo momma so old she was the waitress at the last supper | | SCN | --Guest ian pitchley Thu April 25, 02 06:25 AM |
| Yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her mum and then her dad | | SCN | --Guest ian pitchley Thu April 25, 02 06:24 AM |
| your momma is so dumb that she let you all visit this gay ass site | | SCN | --Guest william dopler Wed April 24, 02 09:16 PM |
| Yo momma so hungry, when she saw [fat albert] shesaid, GET IN MY B. E. L. L. A. | | SCN | --Guest dommo Wed April 24, 02 07:45 PM |
| YO MOMMA SO DUMB, she failed a registration form twice. | | SCN | --Guest DOMMO Wed April 24, 02 07:41 PM |
| YO MOMMA FAT... when she goes to rob mc donalds she says ill like all the happy meals in a bag,HURRY UP IM STARVIN. | | SCN | --Guest dominique h Wed April 24, 02 07:37 PM |
| yo momma so fat whenshe goes to old contry buffet and theres only one hot dog left she jumps over hurdles just to get it. | | SCN | --Guest dommy Wed April 24, 02 07:33 PM |
| your mommas teeth are so yellow they put the sun out of buisiness | | SCN | --Guest Sabastian carlos Wed April 24, 02 02:52 AM |
| fat every time she turns around people through a wellcome back party | | SCN | --Guest joe Sun April 21, 02 03:40 PM |
| your mom is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw | | SCN | --shaneedenloff Sun April 21, 02 01:24 PM |
| your momma so stupid she let you be a dumba55 and let you embarrass yourself by posting them c0rny a55 yo momma jokes..retards | | SCN | --Guest duh Fri April 19, 02 10:25 PM |
| Your mommas like a Shotgun...one cock and shell blow- LOL (not any of yalls moms) | | SCN | --Guest Neil Thu April 18, 02 10:44 PM |
| YOUR MOM 1S SO TALL SHE DID A BACKFLIP AND K1CKED JE5U5 1N THE MOUTH | | SCN | --Guest MART1N ZAMORA Thu April 18, 02 10:25 PM |
| yo mammas so stupid someone threw a cup at her and she thought she was mugged | | SCN | --Guest trevdog Wed April 17, 02 06:15 PM |
| yo mama is so fat, that when she wears a yellow coat under the rain people yell..taxi! | | SCN | --Guest sumfin Mon April 15, 02 08:49 PM |
| your mom is so stupid she had YOU!! | | SCN | --Guest amanda Mon April 15, 02 12:02 PM |
| your moma is soooo stupid she doesnt havent enough cents for a dollar. | | SCN | --Guest amanda Mon April 15, 02 12:00 PM |
| Your mom is so stupid she is looking at this site right now!! | | SCN | --Guest Jonny Doe Mon April 15, 02 11:50 AM |
| yo mama is so fat she has to use my pillow cases for socks!! now thats fat | | SCN | --Guest icedoutplaya Sat April 13, 02 09:09 PM |
| yo mama so stupid she has to use my pillow cases for socks!! thank you thank you | | SCN | --Guest icedoutplaya Sat April 13, 02 09:08 PM |
| nothing | | SCN | --Guest drew Sat April 13, 02 09:06 PM |
| Your moms like a hardware store, 5 cents per screw | | SCN | --Guest Boo Fri April 12, 02 01:52 PM |
| Your mom is so old that when she was in school, there was no history class | | SCN | --Guest Booga Fri April 12, 02 01:52 PM |
| yo momma is like a race car she burns alot of rubbers | | SCN | --Guest hot chick Thu April 11, 02 07:55 PM |
| Yo mamma like a town bycicle everyone gets a ride | | SCN | --Guest AJ Thu April 11, 02 07:46 PM |
| Yo mamma so black if she had red eyes she be called a beeper | | SCN | --Guest Nick Thu April 11, 02 07:45 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest AJ Thu April 11, 02 07:44 PM |
| yo mamma so fat she had to get babtised at sea world | | SCN | --Guest ME Thu April 11, 02 07:37 PM |
| your mammas so stank when blind people walk by her they think they are at the fish market. | | SCN | --trent0riely Thu April 11, 02 01:56 AM |
| keep my mom oput of this and ill keep this out of your mom! | | SCN | --Guest chris Tue April 9, 02 09:32 PM |
| your mom is so fat she laid in the ocean and spain climed her as a land | | SCN | --Guest Brittany Tue April 9, 02 09:29 PM |
| your momas so dumb she heard there was chilli out side and she went to get a bowl. | | SCN | --Guest your moma's so dumb Tue April 9, 02 06:51 PM |
| Yo mommas so fat, her JPEG wont fit on the internet! | | SCN | --Guest Silicon Tue April 9, 02 01:21 PM |
| Yo mamas so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks. | | SCN | --Guest Tank Mon April 8, 02 07:34 PM |
| Yo mamas so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon. | | SCN | --Guest Tank Mon April 8, 02 07:33 PM |
| Your mammas so hairy her nipples have affros | | SCN | --Guest Tank Mon April 8, 02 07:32 PM |
| Yo mammas so fat she makes the Grand Canyon look like the inside of a cherrio | | SCN | --Guest Tank Mon April 8, 02 07:32 PM |
| your mammas so nasty when i went to her house and said whats for dinner she put her foot on the table and said KORN | | SCN | --Guest Tank Mon April 8, 02 07:30 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest bay be lay Mon April 8, 02 01:54 PM |
| o mamma is so ugly when she was born the docer said shit happens | | SCN | --Guest Joe Frescas Mon April 8, 02 11:26 AM |
| stupid she starved in a food store | | SCN | --Guest Nicholas Sun April 7, 02 05:14 PM |
| yo momma so poor , when i went to her house , i asked wuts fo dinner and she got on tha table and spread her legs and said fish .. *LOL* | | SCN | --Guest * da sexy 1 * Elaine Sun April 7, 02 03:59 PM |
| Yo momma so cross-eyed she walks sideways | | SCN | --Guest dirtyjersey Fri April 5, 02 10:51 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid she brought a glass door with a peep hole | | SCN | --Guest dirtyjersey Fri April 5, 02 10:47 PM |
| yo mamma fat that she can only fit half her body in the bath tub and when she walked outside everybody said free willy | | SCN | --Guest Antia Bath Fri April 5, 02 07:05 PM |
| she had to stay still in the shower so she wont dround | | SCN | --Guest mike rotch Fri April 5, 02 06:44 PM |
| she used a VCR far a bebber | | SCN | --Guest Tue April 2, 02 05:46 PM |
| yo momma so poor, I came in her house smoking a cigar and she said, I finally fixed the heater | | SCN | --Guest larr Mon April 1, 02 11:08 PM |
| ____ is so ____ that she has to ____ in order to ____ her ____ | | SCN | --Guest larr Mon April 1, 02 11:06 PM |
| hey you keep your mama out of my neighborhood and ill keep my neighbrohood out of you mama | | SCN | --Guest stussy pro Mon April 1, 02 07:51 AM |
| ur mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it | | SCN | --Guest lil popa Sun March 31, 02 08:14 PM |
| ur mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck! | | SCN | --Guest kool k Sun March 31, 02 08:13 PM |
| ur mommas so fat she saw a bus and yelled somebody stop that twinkie | | SCN | --Guest masta of the insult Sun March 31, 02 08:11 PM |
| YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE THINK TRASH TALKING IS TRASH REALLY TALKING | | SCN | --Guest LAYROCK Sat March 30, 02 12:30 PM |
| Your momma is so fat she got hit by a bus and she said stop throwing rocks | | SCN | --Guest Jacob Sat March 30, 02 12:27 AM |
| fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs | | SCN | --Guest matt20/m/uk Fri March 29, 02 06:19 PM |
| mothers so fat your father has to role over 5 times just to get off her | | SCN | --Guest rick rude Wed March 27, 02 12:46 PM |
| your mother is so black when she gets into a car the oil light comes on | | SCN | --Guest rick rude Wed March 27, 02 12:43 PM |
| wothers so flat chested she had to breast feed you through a straw | | SCN | --Guest rick rude Wed March 27, 02 12:42 PM |
| mothers so ugly when kid come trick or treating to her house they give her candy | | SCN | --Guest rick rude Wed March 27, 02 12:40 PM |
| mothers so fat your father had to build a two car garage so after she parks her car she can get out | | SCN | --Guest rick rude Wed March 27, 02 12:39 PM |
| after she takes a bath she uses the water in her belly button to do the dishes | | SCN | --Guest your mothers so fat Wed March 27, 02 12:38 PM |
| YO MOMMA SO UGLAY WHEN SHE RAN OUT SIDE, SHE GOT ARRESTED FOR UNDECENT EXPOSURE!!!!!! | | SCN | --Guest ALLISON BO BALLISON AND Tue March 26, 02 10:25 PM |
| yo mamas so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized | | SCN | --Guest Jesse Tue March 26, 02 09:44 PM |
| yo mamas so fat when she backs up you could hear her beep beep beep | | SCN | --Guest Jesse Tue March 26, 02 09:42 PM |
| yo mamas so fat she uses baken as bandades | | SCN | --Guest Jesse Tue March 26, 02 09:39 PM |
| yo mamas so fat she uses school buses as roller blades. | | SCN | --Guest droopy Tue March 26, 02 09:31 PM |
| Your momma is so stupid she got runned over by a parked car | | SCN | --Guest Javier Tue March 26, 02 03:55 PM |
| Your momma so ugly the mirror ducks | | SCN | --Guest it boy Tue March 26, 02 02:23 AM |
| Your momma so poor i saw her kicking a can on the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving house | | SCN | --Guest it boy Tue March 26, 02 02:21 AM |
| Your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out | | SCN | --Guest it boy Tue March 26, 02 02:19 AM |
| when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickie | | SCN | --Guest yo momma is so fat , Mon March 25, 02 12:51 AM |
| your mommas so stupid that she thinks that taco bell is a phone company | | SCN | --Guest Allison Sun March 24, 02 11:01 PM |
| pug well, you suck | | SCN | --Guest Sun March 24, 02 08:43 PM |
| yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck and your momma is so stupide she climbed a glass wall too see whats on the other side | | SCN | --Guest F***ing cow Sun March 24, 02 07:31 PM |
| your mamas so ugly she makes your grandma look like a super model | | SCN | --Guest poopmastermidget Sat March 23, 02 10:29 PM |
| You momma is so fat that when she went to the movie theatres she sat beside everyone | | SCN | --Guest J.Y.D Sat March 23, 02 09:47 PM |
| Yo Mammas So fat that when she stepped on nintendo she made Gameboy! | | SCN | --Guest Pug Sat March 23, 02 07:25 PM |
| yo mama so fat she makes godzilla look lie an action figer | | SCN | --Guest Deirdre Sat March 23, 02 05:02 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest deirdre Sat March 23, 02 05:01 PM |
| Your mom is like a shot gun to cocks and sheblows | | SCN | --Guest Mike Stegman Thu March 21, 02 07:45 PM |
| bald that when she goes to bed her head slips off the pillow | | SCN | --Guest mdjfish Wed March 20, 02 04:51 PM |
| Fat, that she has to call a tow truck to get out of bed!! | | SCN | --Guest Mdjfish Wed March 20, 02 04:42 PM |
| you moma so rich the roches in her house drink martinis | | SCN | --Guest tyrhde Mon March 18, 02 08:27 PM |
| you moma so fat she put on a white t - shirt and was mistaken for mt. everest | | SCN | --Guest tyrhde Mon March 18, 02 08:22 PM |
| your mom is so fat the vcr is her pager | | SCN | --Guest guestbob Sun March 17, 02 03:13 PM |
| yo momma like a 7 11, open all night, crapy service and 97 cents for a slurpy | | SCN | --Guest buttmunch Thu March 14, 02 10:40 PM |
| you are a load of sad bastards | | SCN | --Guest danny oxenham Wed March 13, 02 05:02 AM |
| you moma so poor that when i flicked a cigarette on the floor the roaches all came out saying clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we have some heat | | SCN | --Guest Hillary Tue March 12, 02 09:03 PM |
| | SCN | --Guest Tue March 12, 02 12:51 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest Tue March 12, 02 12:47 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest james rogers Mon March 11, 02 08:23 PM |
| ur momma so fat she has to go to the elephant parlor in to zoo to get her nails done. | | SCN | --Guest dragonslayer Mon March 11, 02 01:23 AM |
| ur mom is like a hardeware 2 cents a screw | | SCN | --Guest mike Sat March 9, 02 01:13 PM |
| Yo mamma teeth so ugly, She uses bricks as dental floss | | SCN | --Guest PONY THA TIGER Sat March 9, 02 10:50 AM |
| Yo mamma so black,shes purple_____YO mamma so black,Ive known her all my ife and still cant see her___YO mamma so black, even you were born a puff of smoke____Yo mamma so fat,she had stretch marks on her baby diapers | | SCN | --Guest PONY THA TIGER Sat March 9, 02 10:43 AM |
| Yo mamma so Black, J.c penny wouldnt let her in their white sale | | SCN | --Guest PONY THA TIGER Sat March 9, 02 10:33 AM |
| Yo mamma so stupid she put a penny in the dollar machine and got change | | SCN | --Guest PONY THA TIGER Sat March 9, 02 10:29 AM |
| Yo mamma so FAT people report UFO sightings when they see her. Unidentified Fat Object | | SCN | --Guest PONY THA TIGER Sat March 9, 02 10:25 AM |
| poor that when i rang the door bell. She hopped out the window and said ding | | SCN | --Guest chris Sat March 9, 02 03:28 AM |
| ur mommas so fat, when she went to the beach, greenpeace came and towed her into the sea | | SCN | --Guest james Fri March 8, 02 03:23 PM |
| fat she has to iron her undies on the drive way | | SCN | --Guest bobbob Fri March 8, 02 03:19 PM |
| ugly she made an onion cry | | SCN | --Guest chris sitko Fri March 8, 02 11:44 AM |
| stupid she got stabbed at a shoot out | | SCN | --Guest hi there Fri March 8, 02 11:35 AM |
| poor she cant afford garbage | | SCN | --Guest i also am simple minded Fri March 8, 02 08:19 AM |
| poor she drives a peanut | | SCN | --Guest i am simple minded Fri March 8, 02 08:18 AM |
| stupid she watches three stoges and takes notes | | SCN | --Guest jobjobjobjobjobjobjobjob Fri March 8, 02 08:16 AM |
| stupid you have to dig for her IQ | | SCN | --Guest mikes mom Fri March 8, 02 08:16 AM |
| i raped your mom | | SCN | --Guest gilpin is gay Fri March 8, 02 08:09 AM |
| stupid she was born on Independence day and cant remember her birthday | | SCN | --Guest bobobobobobobobobobobobo Fri March 8, 02 08:09 AM |
| stupid she studed for a drug test | | SCN | --Guest sitko is gay Fri March 8, 02 08:06 AM |
| your mama is so dirty she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh | | SCN | --Guest billy blow job Fri March 8, 02 08:03 AM |
| poor she bounces food stamps | | SCN | --Guest licky nicky Fri March 8, 02 08:02 AM |
| stupid she took the pepsi challenge and chose Jif | | SCN | --Guest booby bob Fri March 8, 02 08:00 AM |
| your momma like spoiled milk fat and chunky | | SCN | --Guest bobby blow job Fri March 8, 02 08:00 AM |
| ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning | | SCN | --Guest jim bob Fri March 8, 02 07:56 AM |
| your momslike a doorknob, everyone gets a turn | | SCN | --Guest ur mom Thu March 7, 02 08:47 AM |
| dumd | | SCN | --Guest karina Wed March 6, 02 03:33 PM |
| f*** yuor mom shes crap in bed but i enjoyed it | | SCN | --Guest me is stupid Wed March 6, 02 06:46 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest me is stupid Wed March 6, 02 06:46 AM |
| ya moms so fat she stepped on some scales and it said one at a time please | | SCN | --Guest ya moma Wed March 6, 02 06:44 AM |
| ya moms so fat she stepped on some scales and it said one at a time please | | SCN | --Guest ya moma Wed March 6, 02 06:44 AM |
| | SCN | --Guest ya moma Wed March 6, 02 06:43 AM |
| ya mommas so stupid she was locked in a supermarket and died of hunger | | SCN | --Guest ste Wed March 6, 02 06:41 AM |
| this web site really sux your mommas dick so dont ever cum back to this site again alright you fat basterd. | | SCN | --Guest hermaphridite joe Tue March 5, 02 12:24 PM |
| Your momma is so fat any time she wheres a red dress, every starts sayen Cool Aid | | SCN | --Guest no one you know Tue March 5, 02 12:22 PM |
| Your Momma is so fat, any time she sees a yellow school bus, she says STOP THAT TWINKY | | SCN | --Guest S.O.S Tue March 5, 02 12:20 PM |
| yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died | | SCN | --Guest stan the man Tue March 5, 02 11:40 AM |
| yo mommas so old i told her to act her age and she died | | SCN | --Guest stan the man Tue March 5, 02 11:40 AM |
| UR MAMA SO FAT I WAS WITH HER IN THE BED AND I SLAPED HER ASS AND I HERED A PERSON YELL (TITLE WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)AND WE AL DIED ONCE SHE ROLED OVER | | SCN | --Guest JAY Sun March 3, 02 03:55 PM |
| YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WHENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN AND THE SPANISH CLAMMED HER AS A NEW CONTINENT!! | | SCN | --Guest JO AND JA Sun March 3, 02 09:30 AM |
| YO MAMA SO FAT SHE USES CHARTER BUSSES AS ROLERBLADES!! | | SCN | --Guest JOEY and JAY Sun March 3, 02 09:28 AM |
| SPAEKING OF YO MAMA I JUST GOT OFF URS | | SCN | --Guest JAY T Sun March 3, 02 09:22 AM |
| YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE ROBED A BANK AND WHEN SHE LEFT SHE HID IN A POLICE C |
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